Coder, Writer, Artist?, #gamedev, Teacher, Juggler, Musician, Punster, Daddy, Husband. #fauxcabulary. #ThoughtWorker, ex #IBMer, ex #Microsoftie.https://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3mtzt4lzcek2eTHE END IS NIGH! I believe this was prophesied in the Book of Mormon. (The screenplay / script for the Broadway show; Not the somewhat less humorous religious text that predates the play by quite a few years.)27 Aug 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzt4lzcek2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3mtv2petvg22pMy new MacBook Pro M5 Max laptop cost me 18 ARMs, which really gives it legs! #mbp #ai #gamedev25 Aug 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtv2petvg22phttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3mqkz4leo4k2gAs I reflect on the last 33 years in marriage and in my profession, I realize that my best pick-up lines have become the ones at the pharmacy. #oldtimer14 Jul 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkz4leo4k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m373osgwn22casleep (a·sleep) — n. 1. a jumping donkey First posted on: Sat Jun 07 2014 #fauxcabulary15 Oct 2025 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m373osgwn22chttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m35d3zdohc2bcities (ci·ties) — v. 1. to occupy a chair with little effort First posted on: Wed Jun 04 2014 #fauxcabulary14 Oct 2025 08:35 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m35d3zdohc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2zyng2itk2vfrighten (fright·en) — v. 1. a method of preparing less than a dozen pieces of chicken First posted on: Tue Jun 03 2014 #fauxcabulary13 Oct 2025 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2zyng2itk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2sluf4pxs2fborder (bor·der) — v. 1. failure to entertain a female First posted on: Sat May 31 2014 #fauxcabulary10 Oct 2025 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2sluf4pxs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2r3nvfxak2rhormones (hor·mones) — v. 1. prostitute grunts First posted on: Wed May 28 2014 #fauxcabulary09 Oct 2025 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2r3nvfxak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2ndwqbrdc2weffingham (ef·fing·ham) — n. 1. unwanted pork First posted on: Tue May 27 2014 #fauxcabulary08 Oct 2025 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ndwqbrdc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2lb27jau22xtelecommute (te·le·com·mu·te) — v. 1. to transport a TV First posted on: Mon May 26 2014 #fauxcabulary07 Oct 2025 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2lb27jau22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2ijupjiq224cauliflower (cau·li·flo·wer) — n. 1. a dog's blooms First posted on: Sun May 25 2014 #fauxcabulary06 Oct 2025 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ijupjiq224https://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2eyc7ci7s22ransack (ran·sack) — v. 1. a jumping race First posted on: Wed May 21 2014 #fauxcabulary04 Oct 2025 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2eyc7ci7s22https://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m2b4uzpvds2jtuna (tu·na) — n. 1. a New Jersey radio dial First posted on: Tue May 20 2014 #fauxcabulary03 Oct 2025 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2b4uzpvds2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m26jbpb5zc2lcoors (co·ors) — n. 1. those who rise up First posted on: Mon May 19 2014 #fauxcabulary02 Oct 2025 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m26jbpb5zc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m24hl42bd22zobey (o·bey) — n. 1. an almost-fully enclosed inlet of the sea First posted on: Sun May 18 2014 #fauxcabulary01 Oct 2025 06:57 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m24hl42bd22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3m22isv4e7c2idemonize (de·mon·ize) — n. 1. the devils peepers First posted on: Sat May 17 2014 #fauxcabulary30 Sep 2025 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22isv4e7c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzx2x5gavs2fvaseline (vas·el·ine) — n. 1. a one-legged stableboy First posted on: Wed May 14 2014 #fauxcabulary29 Sep 2025 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzx2x5gavs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzubwcxsd22hcleaver (clea·ver) — n. 1. one who latches on First posted on: Tue May 13 2014 #fauxcabulary28 Sep 2025 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzubwcxsd22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzs2sc6qs22tquarter (quart·er) — v. 1. to date with the intention of marriage First posted on: Mon May 12 2014 #fauxcabulary27 Sep 2025 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzs2sc6qs22thttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzqdgql2rk22detainees (de·tai·nees) — v. 1. held in custody without effort First posted on: Sun May 11 2014 #fauxcabulary26 Sep 2025 11:11 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzqdgql2rk22https://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzmu72yqgk2vmenstruate (men·stru·ate) — n. 1. heterosexual males First posted on: Sat May 10 2014 #fauxcabulary25 Sep 2025 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzmu72yqgk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/groundh0g.bsky.social/post/3lzkh23miuc26dildo (dil·do) — n. 1. the precursor to pickle bread First posted on: Wed May 07 2014 #fauxcabulary24 Sep 2025 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:f4ptxc6hps4eoxagswwy4fdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzkh23miuc26