Ding ding ding dinghttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mkiys5vkw226Some say global warming is hoax, perpistrated by the Chinese. But I say: show me the receeps! Because why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end?27 Apr 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiys5vkw226https://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mkijbof5gs24You couldn’t write the song “Black Magic Woman” today. Most women have stopped using black magic entirely27 Apr 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkijbof5gs24https://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mkbjmpkz6k2fSomeone needs to take the WHCA dinner tomorrow and add a laugh track24 Apr 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbjmpkz6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mkaf7ecwyk2rToday my goal is to fuse rap and hip-hop24 Apr 2026 11:08 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaf7ecwyk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mjopbnvxps2hI miss the time when cops didn't post on social media, but now it seems like that's *all* they do17 Apr 2026 10:21 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjopbnvxps2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mjmdzmauqs2lBusiness books are like “PROFITS are like FOOD for COMPANIES”16 Apr 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmdzmauqs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mjkrbuqzcs2vHey @timcook is this true????15 Apr 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkrbuqzcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mjk467fex22hGuy from Sweetwater Sound just interrupted my death doula mid-ceremony to tell us he’s been playing guitar for 25 years15 Apr 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjk467fex22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mj7wdsjjc22ySince the beginning of time Jeff’s with a J have hated the Geoff’s with a G. And. If elected. We will hunt and kill them for sport11 Apr 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7wdsjjc22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mj66xdobrk2yI should have guessed10 Apr 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj66xdobrk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jeffehobbs.bsky.social/post/3mizln2uphs2sOddly beautiful [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:f5lzzrsfcvhycn2ebosg7czb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizln2uphs2s