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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Nocturnal mammal.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social</link><title>@princesscarolyn.bsky.social - Princess Carolyn</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mqoygnqhwk2z</link><description>WTF&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Jul 2026 15:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqoygnqhwk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mqgluxuers2j</link><description>Yeah, Lindsey Graham died, but it’s just to distract us so we’ll stop talking about Mitch McConnell. Don’t let up, people — maybe more Republican senators will drop!&#xA;&#xA;(Hey, Republicans wanted a meaner America. I’m just helping them out with that.)</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 06:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgluxuers2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mq5rbp65zk2q</link><description>Also, free advice to the Democratic Party from a Comms major from a blue collar family, with a blue-collar husband:&#xA;&#xA;Any consultant who says you need a Nazi-tattooed misogynist pig to connect with blue-collar white guys is either incompetent, or he’s ratfucking you. &#xA;&#xA;1/</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 18:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5rbp65zk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mq5qx5m3z22q</link><description>I believed the Repub woman who accused Platner. Yes, Repubs lie about what Dems do w/ others, but they rarely put themselves out there and say “he did it to ME.”&#xA;&#xA;And misogyny is rampant all along the political spectrum.&#xA;&#xA;How to prevent this in the future: maybe just don’t endorse misogynist pigs?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5qx5m3z22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mn536bk2pc24</link><description>At long last, we can say Merry Protein again!</description><pubDate>31 May 2026 07:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn536bk2pc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mjv2ckjhe22b</link><description>HELLO BARKY SHERPA BLANKET WOUID YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUTTOCKS&#xA;I’m not a Sherpa blanket. We’ve been over this.&#xA;BUTTOCKS THEN&#xA;No, I don’t need to see your buttocks. I never need to see your buttocks. We’ve been over this too. &#xA;I WILL SHOW YOU LATER&#xA;You know, I really wish—&#xA;BUTTOCKS</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 22:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv2ckjhe22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3miw6wksvl22k</link><description>The next Jesse Welles song is gonna be a freakin’ BANGER. &#xA;&#xA;🤬🇺🇸🤬</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 16:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3miw6wksvl22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mijq37nzbk24</link><description>YEAH, WELL, THE DOW IS OVER 50,000, PAM.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/02/trump-pam-bondi-attorney-general</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijq37nzbk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mi5f3ar4s22t</link><description>No Kings 3 in Athens, Georgia. Seems small, if you don’t know that organizers spread today’s protests around several locations in the area simultaneously. &#xA;&#xA;(The woman with the sign isn’t me — she’s just holding a sign I wish I had thought of.)&#xA;&#xA;No Kings, y’all.&#xA;&#xA;#NoKings&#xA;#NoKingsAthensGA</description><pubDate>28 Mar 2026 19:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5f3ar4s22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mgdkh6kk2224</link><description>So does Markwayne Mullin bang Corey Lewandowski now?</description><pubDate>05 Mar 2026 19:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdkh6kk2224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mfnr34wki22f</link><description>I was going to watch, but decide instead to scrape off a bunch of strips of my skin with a potato peeler, gather it all up, and take a felting needle and make a little bunny out of it. Or a hamster. Depends on whether I scrape enough flesh for the long ears. And my pain tolerance.&#xA;&#xA;How’s it going?</description><pubDate>25 Feb 2026 03:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnr34wki22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/princesscarolyn.bsky.social/post/3mfnieeue3k2f</link><description>Gonna have to skip the SOTU. Got fresh batteries for my Amateur Home Dentist kit, and my gums aren’t gonna slash themselves. &#xA;&#xA;Y’all have fun.</description><pubDate>25 Feb 2026 01:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6o7wayvrkp5xid6pd5ssbhf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnieeue3k2f</guid></item></channel></rss>