Josh. Librarian, lazy hedonist. Adorer of ephemera.https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwyenforxc24the comic timing of these two panels in an otherwise serious (such as it is) narrative03 Oct 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyenforxc24https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwyee42brk2ilook, I've heard how Nextdoor is basically a way for boomers to be Gargamel while telling each other that they're still morally righteous, but my somewhat removed experience is that... people want ways to be nice to each other. A lost dog the community came together to find came home.03 Oct 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyee42brk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwybngifqs2sI am watching a (blessedly commentary-free) 100% playthrough of Solomon's Key (NES) and while I did and do love everything about this game, Tecmo drank like three liters of bullshit juice before they made it some of these levels and secrets are so very OH HOW FUCKING DARE YOU and they knew it03 Oct 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwybngifqs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwy4so6bus22conversely, how a Pisces man attracts people through texts is by getting extremely harmed [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwy4so6bus22https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwxxq622dc2x [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxxq622dc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwwz4cd7e22d*Alec Baldwin introducing a musical guest on Saturday Night Live voice* ladies and gentlemen, the Taito F2 sound font03 Oct 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwz4cd7e22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwwyks2sek2dTom Poston as George Utley in NEWHART S6E12: The *cows* are *leaving*?! My brain: I need to pause this immediately and play Majestic Twelve: the Space Invaders Part IV03 Oct 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwyks2sek2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwwtnuisc222my goodness GRACIOUS the Intellivision homebrew port of Time Pilot is good it's incredible what people are coaxing out of a machine built in 1977, although for the sake of my basic education it's probably for the best this renaissance took place after I learned how to reduce fractions03 Oct 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwtnuisc222https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwwpfmso322m03 Oct 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwpfmso322mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwvnczvlnk2zme and my crew playing Math Blaster at 5000x speed in Doctor Doom's fancy new computer lab02 Oct 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvnczvlnk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwv53qyjrs22got to Fantastic Four #300, saw a wedding officiant introduced as "Gurdon Brewster," and thought "that is way too specific to not be a reference," and it is! a neat one! Gurdon Brewster (1937-2017) was a chaplain and sculptor, making him a perfect choice for the wedding of Alicia Masters.02 Oct 2026 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwv53qyjrs22https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwv4lqduks22 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Oct 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwv4lqduks22https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwstyffwts2pwhenever I see the word "bioscoop" on a foreign movie poster, I imagine a crane scooping up a huge sloppy pile of Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry01 Oct 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwstyffwts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwsjyq74y22punattended YouTube live chats are the new numbers stations just, say, tune into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1GI-SDS0qI between 0920 and 0925 GMT and wait for your signal01 Oct 2026 09:24 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsjyq74y22phttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwpab2vb4c2dI beg your pardon?!30 Sep 2026 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpab2vb4c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjtcehpuk2z"I've heard of people ghosts, so it's perfectly sensible that there might be ghosts of certain cars" - Pops Racer27 Sep 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjtcehpuk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjrxd2ys22uI cannot overstate how good old Popeye is27 Sep 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjrxd2ys22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjr5wtyus2xMan, I like every Cowsills song I've heard, but I don't think I have it in me to get into this particular band It's kinda like how every now and then I want a blueberry muffin but I don't want to try every single kind of muffin, much less learn to bake them (I actually love to bake, but)27 Sep 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjr5wtyus2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjqwrapls2xSTARCHODES.ARJ | - readme.txt | - This puts boobs on TIE bombers and makes photon torpedos look like dicks27 Sep 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjqwrapls2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjpgurol224man they simply do not make theme songs like the old one for Monday Night Football I think we've become too afraid, as a culture, to just go all in on saying THE TV YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC, like there's some ur-girl that's going to look down on us for our sincerity27 Sep 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjpgurol224https://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwjp2wixck2y27 Sep 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjp2wixck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwj5dtg36s2mbecause I am who I am, I often find one part of my mind arguing with an imaginary person a different part of my mind made up to insult the gestalt; I only mention that to provide context for this rebuttal: "I got a mid-90s public school education in Texas so I'm 70% sure I know a pun when I see one"27 Sep 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj5dtg36s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwiy6bxmek2donce again I must regretfully tag @bonequest.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiy6bxmek2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwiuypc3vc2mif you wanted to be a real dick to an amateur improv group, you would say something like "Chim-Chim from Speed Racer and, uh, Rodin". and yet27 Sep 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiuypc3vc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwiufggjus2mI need you to see how good the Speed Racer Mount Rushmore is [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiufggjus2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwitclhyyc2nI do not exactly live a fabulous or glamorous life but if you told ninth-grade Josh that he would, one day, be able to watch any Speed Racer episode he wanted at any time with the touch of a button, for free27 Sep 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwitclhyyc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwiomjcn2s2mtoday is going to be decadent and stupid and, frankly, I'm advocating for it27 Sep 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiomjcn2s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwhlzdjnec2pha ha ha, that was so him, he would have laughed to know this was how he died NO I WOULDN'T, I'D BE FURIOUS ABOUT BEING DEAD THERE IS NO DEATH RUBE GOLDBERGIAN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME BE REASONABLE ABOUT DYING27 Sep 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhlzdjnec2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwhhlrj33c2xMy mom and her two friends after I show them the "pulling your thumb in half trick" for the first time [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhhlrj33c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bucolicgoof.bsky.social/post/3mwhdk34m2k2screating an inspirational high fantasy hero named Sared of Jubway ⚔️26 Sep 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:f6ogluhgcuiocygglfgubuyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhdk34m2k2s