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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Retired high school teacher, proud childless cat lady, artist, mini painter, and writer. &#xA;&#xA;Blue dot in a red state. See you at the next No Kings protest!&#xA;&#xA;And be warned, I like to quote the wisest of philosophers: Bugs Bunny.&#xA;&#xA;https://dlbroox.itch.io</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social</link><title>@dlbroox.bsky.social - Head on Fire 🔥</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3mv54et2nkc2g</link><description>Drake Maye have thrown the worst pass ever.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 03:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv54et2nkc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3mv43jusjo22g</link><description>If you were going to pay 2000 bucks for an Apple foldable phone 2200 won’t make a difference.  And if you have that much disposable income we probably don’t live in the same neighborhood.</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 17:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv43jusjo22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3muy5lkq2c224</link><description>FSU SMU is the ugliest game I’ve ever seen!</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 04:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3muy5lkq2c224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3muisi6s7gc2i</link><description>Rahm Emanuel mansplaining to @jenpsaki.bsky.social and her reminding him it’s her show was worth enduring his arrogant ass.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 01:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3muisi6s7gc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3mtypyktmuk2g</link><description>Now Tim Curry too?&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/94/5e/Chna4oVV.gif?hh=252&amp;ww=425&amp;mp4=x0DSuXY7YVu682jCyNb&amp;webm=f3LzJtO4kHU5um</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypyktmuk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3msw2nwwxxc22</link><description>Serious question now that she’s leaving like right away… was #KarlolineLeavitt on the decoy plane?</description><pubDate>12 Aug 2026 21:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw2nwwxxc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3msijod7t222j</link><description>Old gift cards that have 33 cents left to spend on them.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Aug 2026 12:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3msijod7t222j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3mscbgrfvks2g</link><description>Feckless.</description><pubDate>05 Aug 2026 00:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:f6trfudfflkyxsa7ryjy646f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscbgrfvks2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dlbroox.bsky.social/post/3ms5h2jx7x22p</link><description>I must be watching a different show because I see everyone run over to Reddit to trash it. 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