No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeetshttps://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkvli56nr22yAw man just when I gathered up the courage to ask it to prom [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvli56nr22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkvdsfizhk23Suddenly realized I’m never going to be a lovable rascal ex-astronaut who lets the uptight neighbor woman into his wild old heart and it kinda hurts02 May 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvdsfizhk23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkvbqygqrk23Scanning the Polymarket to see if I can put this month’s mortgage payment on “Kentucky Derby Winner — super rich asswipe”02 May 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvbqygqrk23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkvb7gxims23This Tony Orlando and Dawn lame cover tune could’ve been a Linda Ronstadt banger #AT4002 May 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvb7gxims23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv7tynmts23Can’t tell you how many establishments I’ve frequented with the strict rule of no service until you can dance like Fred Astaire #AT4002 May 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv7tynmts23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv7hwkmik23True story if you listen to enough 70s Carpenters music you’ll never hear the word Karen used as an insult again #AT40 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv7hwkmik23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv77w3aqs23Was the Johnny Fontaine character in The Godfather actually based on Paul Anka in the 70s because the mob is the only explanation for those songs #AT4002 May 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv77w3aqs23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv6u3mrls23If you hate Manilow you hate pop music. It’s settled law. #AT4002 May 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv6u3mrls23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv4r6hrnk23Wanna hear my neighborhood in the Summer of ‘75? Put an old single-speaker radio on the back porch with this song playing, turn on a lawn sprinkler, and get a bunch of 9-year-olds to argue about whether they were out or safe at first #AT40 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv4r6hrnk23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv3ih7vac23The “Shaving Cream” 45 that “Dirty Tony” sneaked onto the classroom record player during indoor recess never made it to the first chorus as Mrs. Thornton’s giant hand reigned cruel justice over us #AT4002 May 2026 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv3ih7vac23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv2q7elm223#AT40 Me screaming into my transistor radio: “I’m right here Linda!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv2q7elm223https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkv2k7mm2223I’m not listening [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv2k7mm2223https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkuzgi5d5c23Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Monty Python’s Flying Circus The Honeymooners Mary Tyler Moore Cheers ER Freaks + Geeks Sanford + Son The Partridge Family Bozo’s Circus (WGN) NYPD Blue Seinfeld Late Night David Letterman Bob Newhart Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Hour CBS Sunday Morning [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuzgi5d5c23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkuvt6dxic23Here in the Great Lakes Midwest you can tell your age to the month by how interested you are in next Friday’s fish fry [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuvt6dxic23https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mksxnz644c2fYou (me) can’t handle the truth (smelling powdered Parmesan) [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksxnz644c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mksgfwebks2u [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksgfwebks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mksaipxrbk27Some of you people don’t know the lyrics to “The Lusty Month of May” from Camelot and I better not catch your sorry asses at the Ren Faire this summer01 May 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksaipxrbk27https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkrqk7ci5s27Hyde / Elmwood / Lincoln [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrqk7ci5s27https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkr2umugos27A prisoner with the inmate ID number 75309 might have a solid case against Tommy Tutone01 May 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr2umugos27https://bsky.app/profile/sicburns2.bsky.social/post/3mkqtjmnfmc2xWhy are they showing a Globetrotters vs. Generals game instead of Knicks vs. Hawks this is bullshit01 May 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqtjmnfmc2x