https://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3m2k7wdixos26How tired am I? Well, on my way to work this morning I passed a gas station. Told myself I should check to see if I need to get gas. What did I see when I looked down? The handlebar of my bike....06 Oct 2025 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2k7wdixos26https://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3ltfsbmmmfc2wI just told someone at the gym to put their weights away. My journey to full blown boomer is going GREAT 😭😭07 Jul 2025 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltfsbmmmfc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3lrbqcbe2k22mChristians love to bring up verses in the Bible about homosexuality and then fully ignore this:10 Jun 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrbqcbe2k22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3lkenthnefc2kMy fave hobby is saying yes I support the conservatives when I get the texts just to fuck with their data.14 Mar 2025 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkenthnefc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3ljkz36ibjs23Elevators need a oh-shit-no-i-didnt-mean-to-push-that-button button.04 Mar 2025 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljkz36ibjs23https://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3liu5tli4xc2yRan into an old coworker at the grocery store at checkout. What do I have? Pickles and tofu. That's it. This person now things I'm insane.23 Feb 2025 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3liu5tli4xc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3ldmr2ywwas2yListen, I may not be talented vocally... but orally...19 Dec 2024 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldmr2ywwas2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3ldmcl3ead22vi love it when gays post a photo of the food they're making with some kind of caption about being husband material because of their skills meanwhile, they're making a stir fry or frying an egg18 Dec 2024 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldmcl3ead22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3lcj774okec2uShoveled the driveway for the first time this winter. Smoked a joint while doing it. Unrelated, do gender fluid people have freezing points?04 Dec 2024 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcj774okec2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3lciv7xv4yk2nI'm all for more gay representation, but do the straights really need to know everything?? Something's should remain a mystery.04 Dec 2024 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lciv7xv4yk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidjkb.bsky.social/post/3lcgqrrjjh22jThe fact that Apple recap came out before Spotify wrapped is RUDE as hell.03 Dec 2024 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:faeskmewdsr5e66qlfckfdgh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgqrrjjh22j