Author of Star-Spangled Jesus Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianityhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mkskliv6qs22Erika Kirk as a Pokemon Trainer:01 May 2026 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkskliv6qs22https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjnqqyekss2yPete Hegseth reads more from the Bible:17 Apr 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnqqyekss2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjhvl75wkk2mConservative Christians then vs now:14 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhvl75wkk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjdcel4b3c2yMe looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:12 Apr 2026 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdcel4b3c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mizrjln4cc2yMAGA Catholics right now:09 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizrjln4cc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3min26d6wvs2f"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump04 Apr 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3min26d6wvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mif7m7xh622hKristi Noem walks in on her husband.....31 Mar 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mif7m7xh622hhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3miczpkssrk25My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news31 Mar 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3miczpkssrk25https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mhlmntgnxk2zDonald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.21 Mar 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlmntgnxk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mh2jqt2yec2aQuestion for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary: When did you see God's penis?14 Mar 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2jqt2yec2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mgl673hdms2uIdk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅08 Mar 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgl673hdms2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mgbk23vrik2aThis person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. 💀 Whhyy05 Mar 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbk23vrik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mf5ifac7rk2jThe amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?18 Feb 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5ifac7rk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mf2malnduc24If Pam Bondi was a waitress:17 Feb 2026 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf2malnduc24https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3meugqhyfvs2yA Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️15 Feb 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meugqhyfvs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3meqq55qysc2pI was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...13 Feb 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meqq55qysc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3melxkvvkwc2uPam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions. Q: "But why would God send us to hell?" A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"11 Feb 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3melxkvvkwc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3megyqglqjs2aIs the humiliation in the room with us?09 Feb 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3megyqglqjs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3meez7vf6722z4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards: What MAGA Christians Post About It Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along! (No prizes, just for fun☺️)08 Feb 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meez7vf6722zhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mdzzys6lac2aIf Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.04 Feb 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdzzys6lac2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mdvmdlhycc27MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.02 Feb 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvmdlhycc27https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mdnobb3zfs2eAs a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).30 Jan 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdnobb3zfs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mcuxoxg5522xIf MAGA lived in Middle Earth:20 Jan 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcuxoxg5522xhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mchoz5msgs2aDear MAGA Christians, Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another." Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.15 Jan 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mchoz5msgs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mcavoj4asc2eJust now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump12 Jan 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcavoj4asc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mbr57ackvs2fNever forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence. Jesus* was the reason for treason. *White MAGA Jesus not the real one.06 Jan 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbr57ackvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3magk64exvs2tFor Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall. That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.20 Dec 2025 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3magk64exvs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3maa3dpwc322nWhen my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house. So we got in the car and she said: "Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him." Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.18 Dec 2025 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3maa3dpwc322nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3m7puzoieik25I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith. They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭11 Dec 2025 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7puzoieik25https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3m7dpw5xpdk2kIdk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.06 Dec 2025 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7dpw5xpdk2k