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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Author of Star-Spangled Jesus &#xA;Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social</link><title>@aprilajoy.bsky.social - April Ajoy</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mtguzxtjjs2j</link><description>Star-Spangled Jesus eBook is on super sale for just $1.99 on Amazon. (For context it&#39;s my story of leaving Christian nationalism while giving insight into the current CN movement- in a funny-ish way ☺️)</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 13:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtguzxtjjs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mtfiia5uys24</link><description>Christian woman encountered aliens? 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Or Marsha Blackburn to be exact:</description><pubDate>11 Jul 2026 20:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfjoaa2as2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mq6inrrlss2c</link><description>It&#39;s interesting that when Democrats are accused of rape, Republicans AND Democrats want them to step down. But when Republicans are accused of rape, Democrats want them to step down and Republicans make them President.</description><pubDate>09 Jul 2026 01:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6inrrlss2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mq4337gkus2z</link><description>I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. He told me the Nintendo Switch 2 wasn&#39;t worth it but he would definitely buy one if they re-released Diddy Kong Racing 64.</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 02:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq4337gkus2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mpttrzfsjc2x</link><description>This felt like an appropriate shirt to wear on the 4th. So much progress still needs to be made to actually have liberty and justice for all... 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Loved how many progressive churches were present celebrating ALL of God&#39;s creation. Happy (almost) Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈🤗</description><pubDate>31 May 2026 01:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4fawhyhk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mmmqivtpfs2l</link><description>&#34;Do I agree with everything Satan does? No. But he&#39;s tough and gets things done.&#34; &#xA;-MAGA Christians basically</description><pubDate>24 May 2026 19:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmqivtpfs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mm3subrj222b</link><description>It&#39;s wild to see all these grown men simping for a ballroom of all things 😂</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 02:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3subrj222b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mkskliv6qs22</link><description>Erika Kirk as a Pokemon Trainer:</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 16:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkskliv6qs22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjnqqyekss2y</link><description>Pete Hegseth reads more from the Bible:</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 01:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnqqyekss2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjhvl75wkk2m</link><description>Conservative Christians then vs now:</description><pubDate>14 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhvl75wkk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mjdcel4b3c2y</link><description>Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 21:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdcel4b3c2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mizrjln4cc2y</link><description>MAGA Catholics right now:</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizrjln4cc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3min26d6wvs2f</link><description>&#34;we shouldn&#39;t judge people based on how they vote&#34; - people who definitely voted for Trump</description><pubDate>04 Apr 2026 01:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3min26d6wvs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mif7m7xh622h</link><description>Kristi Noem walks in on her husband.....</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mif7m7xh622h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3miczpkssrk25</link><description>My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2026 01:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3miczpkssrk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mhlmntgnxk2z</link><description>Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it&#39;s real.</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2026 18:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlmntgnxk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mh2jqt2yec2a</link><description>Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary:&#xA;&#xA;When did you see God&#39;s penis?</description><pubDate>14 Mar 2026 22:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2jqt2yec2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mgl673hdms2u</link><description>Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women&#39;s Day feels sexist.😭😅</description><pubDate>08 Mar 2026 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:famnsycuji4irblb4ienuct4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgl673hdms2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/aprilajoy.bsky.social/post/3mgbk23vrik2a</link><description>This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. 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