I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine https://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3jvzquwb3ok2w[cryptozoologist meeting] me: what are the results of this recent bigfoot sighting investigation? fellow enthusiast: we only found one set of footprints and they were human me: aha! [remembering hearing about a similar situation] that was when jesus carried the sasquatch18 May 2023 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jvzquwb3ok2whttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lqebccqih22thonestly? what a way to go out30 May 2025 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqebccqih22thttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lhv2exvxrk2hi wanted to make a joke about how it's 90 degrees outside but i couldn't find the right angle11 Feb 2025 06:39 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhv2exvxrk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lcdix7d4tc2mme: [using a sharpie to add lines for each kid's new height] hey look you've each grown an inch since last year's mark lol 7-11 employee: please stop marking on our height strip02 Dec 2024 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdix7d4tc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3ldtps4xrgk2zwhenever i write a dollar amount i always include the number of cents, but that's beside the point21 Dec 2024 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldtps4xrgk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3ld5xrlzmcs23if you've seen one santa you've seen a mall13 Dec 2024 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5xrlzmcs23https://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3ld5xrlzmcs23if you've seen one santa you've seen a mall13 Dec 2024 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5xrlzmcs23https://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3jxt7ybox3a2rhospital boss: we're promoting you to the top position in our new ward me: oh great! which ward? hospital boss: psych! me: aw dang, i thought you were serious :(10 Jun 2023 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jxt7ybox3a2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lcb6vpmahc2ndoctor: what seems to be the problem today me: i broke my ankle recording a stunt for my epic youtube prank channel lol doctor: i see [writes "patient is fucking cringe" on clipboard]01 Dec 2024 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcb6vpmahc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lctspen2nk2j[30 seconds before Mt Vesuvius erupts on Pompeii] earth: watch me pop this zit lol09 Dec 2024 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctspen2nk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lcijdn7dnk2rof course this isn't a bot account. they don't exist here on #(00, 00, FF) sky04 Dec 2024 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcijdn7dnk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3lcedw2g5l22mme: i need a dr appointment reception: plz verify your birthday me: it's this friday reception: thanks me: but you don't have to get me anything reception: um, ok me: there's really nothing i need reception: i wasn- me: size 12. in rollerblades i'm size 1203 Dec 2024 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcedw2g5l22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3jw4edkox3b2u911: what's your emergency me: i think a girl gave me a fake number 911: omg who answered when you called it me: you did19 May 2023 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jw4edkox3b2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/daemonic3.bsky.social/post/3jzunvnwdfz2tfriend: what's new? me: my wife left me for some guy at that one rental car company friend: hertz? me: yeah [holding back tears] it really does06 Jul 2023 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:fatlc2rxjlrmkzsekoziktmr/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzunvnwdfz2t