Despite her many protests at first, J has lawfully agreed to steer you in the right direction to becoming an earnest hardworking wage slave for JCJenson. This will come at the expense of all your bodily autonomy, and other vital organs. | Parody/RP |https://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mxk67fb2uc2c"Due to the mere fact that my heavenly voice is featured in the series' latest entry, I'll have to refrain." [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Oct 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxk67fb2uc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mwzfexeo2k2w"Noooooo... Whatever gave you that impression, N buddy ol' pal?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzfexeo2k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mwzcoens5c2q"Oh Corporate, help me..."04 Oct 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzcoens5c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvm6psn6xk26"No offense, V. But dog breeds for brains and I are both horrible liars. Me, especially." Props for honesty? "And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination." J then sternly grips V's palm. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 03:21 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm6psn6xk26https://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvm4ome5h226The hunter promptly switches out its right appendage for a SR98 sniper rifle. Which seemed like an almost sure-fire way of neutralizing her target, plus avoid detection. ( "...Moronbot was always her favorite, too, wasn't he?" ) Focus, J-10X111001. Digits frailly raise the scope up to her optics. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm4ome5h226https://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvlzhr2lfs2xYou'd think she'd be accustomed to Cyn's intimidation tactics around this time. And yet — here lies J, biting her lips when facing up towards V. "Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*." Wouldn't be the first time that's happened... [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlzhr2lfs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjl3s7oes2sPerched atop a nearby lamppost, J studies her target with keen eyes that shine while the rest of her body was cast in shadow. For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjl3s7oes2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjifa2wk22q- Good evening JCJenson diary, It's your top-earning employee Serial Designation J-10X111001 again. Here to deliver a very special message to my dear future self... May you will never find peace. May the details of that night continue to haunt you for cycles on end. Tell me, was it all worth it?15 Sep 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjifa2wk22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjgqhjtx22q"Easier said than done, V..." A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor. "...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?" Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjgqhjtx22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjd2hobjk2l"Boss, I... I... I won't hesitate like last time. You have my word." "As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."15 Sep 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjd2hobjk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjbqivw7s2l"M-my backup? No, no, no, no, no..." "...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"14 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjbqivw7s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvjazq4tsk2l"Really not in the mood for another one of your pranks, Cyn..."14 Sep 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjazq4tsk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvj27jxmhc2v"R-roger that, Cyn...!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj27jxmhc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvizwmik6s2v"Ah, I see you got jokes... That's cool, that's cool. We'll just have to build up trust the old-fashioned way it seems." "Be assured that I would never consider doing such a thing to my employees...without good reason, of course." [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvizwmik6s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mviz4tynz22vThat's sure one way of describing it. "Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..." Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life. "Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviz4tynz22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvixzfxpw22v"Well, isn't that just the most work efficient idea I've heard all day!" "Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvixzfxpw22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvix2owi3c2v"It's for a good cause boss, trust me." [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvix2owi3c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mviwwvp2i22v"We still need at least 70 more kills before sunrise, and my motherboard ain't raise no quitter!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviwwvp2i22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mviweya4yc2s"Hey, just a heads up... Failure to meet quota will result in the immediate deep frying of N~!"14 Sep 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviweya4yc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mviolyzqus2g//J-rona14 Sep 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviolyzqus2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lethalworkaholic.bsky.social/post/3mvboeiint22k"Ooh, it's no one special. Just... my boss... that I haven't reported back to in... one kilocycle at least." [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbbbptzoip54cl2a7lqffbk2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvboeiint22k