The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat. (He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable. @yardcrow.com, @previously.blue, @built.bluehttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyzhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7rdrtwgs2p'both sides moving toward memo to end war' to whom it may concern;06 May 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7rdrtwgs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7p5ycov22sI'm not a big concert guy, but I did see Prince, Madonna, and Aerosmith in concert, which I'm told were pretty exceptional. Anyway, all my favorite music experiences were in clubs with max 300 people there. Stadiums should be CHEAPER than a local club.06 May 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7p5ycov22shttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7njb4nak2sJeffrey Loobin06 May 2026 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7njb4nak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7nf2iqpc2sHopefully, the only spider superpower he gets is a desire to stay hidden and mind his own fucking business.06 May 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7nf2iqpc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7lnsdyps2sHow did his FIFA Peace Prize end up there? [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7lnsdyps2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7kg2gbnc2sWhy can't we have anything original!? Another Planet of the Apes movie, really?- I say as I read yet another rejection of my Planet of the Sloths movie.06 May 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7kg2gbnc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7ifw3qok2uVenom, big teeth, or claws make for better neighbors!06 May 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7ifw3qok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3m7u25vpkmk2aDoes everyone have a personal favorite of their posts. Not the most popular, but the one that just always makes YOU smile?13 Dec 2025 07:07 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7u25vpkmk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7fdrbaoc2mGoddamn it. I’m going to actually have to see a doctor about this earache. I don’t like that.06 May 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7fdrbaoc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7evpchwk2zOne reason AI is popular is that people like to ask questions, and online culture has slid pretty far into making that weird or awkward. Without any need to imply or deny any feelings about AI, I hope you'll ask real people more questions, and respond to them favorably more often. It feels good!06 May 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7evpchwk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7e7btoc22zno hype answer to the question of space data centers? the typical lifecycle of datacenter equipment is 3 years. Not because it wears out (which some of it will), but because that's enough time for cost of new equipment to be less than the lost productivity/efficiency of old equipment.06 May 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7e7btoc22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7drpthgs2zone time, on bluesky, gay people made fun of me for thinking cis was an acronym, and I actually died* *learned something new from someone different from me, and thanked them06 May 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7drpthgs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7d6dvlw22zThe ironic part is that spider actually was defending itself, and wasn't looking for any trouble.06 May 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7d6dvlw22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7cz66nlc2zhmm, I've stuck a qtip in my ear and it's relieving the earache and improving my hearing. I'm sure that's not a bad sign at all.06 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7cz66nlc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7c7absak2zLike all potential slurs, if any billionaire friend asks me to avoid saying disparaging things about billionaires, I will happily comply. oh, that's right. I don't have any billionaire friends06 May 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7c7absak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7bvcajfc2zI kinda think bsky has been reading some Asimov this week, and wants to encourage migration to the outer colonies by sucking.06 May 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7bvcajfc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7bemxn7s2zThis is my way of noting that it is once again snail and slug season in Germany. Not a fan. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7bemxn7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml7acv22h22tHey, I just met you! This is crazy. Here's my reminder. Use ALTTEXT, maybe!06 May 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7acv22h22thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml77vu47xs2t24hr news is bad. I will just say it. The political spin is irrelevant. We're drowning ourselves in bad vibes, and someday they'll talk about it like we talk now about radioactive skin cream from the early 20th century.06 May 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml77vu47xs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml76simx5s2tComedians are natural politicians in same way they are good horror filmmakers. They understand emotion and how to craft a message to feed an emotion. This is not to say they would be good leaders. Not saying they wouldn't be, but correlation between politics and leadership is yet to be confirmed.06 May 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml76simx5s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml76d73n4k2tDo you think snails look up pictures of slugs late at night on Molluscahub?06 May 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml76d73n4k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml75h4y7yc2tSelling domain names was a really stupid ass idea for bsky to make money, but a domain registrar offering turnkey self-hosting of your pds, that would be brilliant!06 May 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml75h4y7yc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml75buukl22t"Sure, age verification is disruptive, doesn't work well, and is ripe for abuse, but I will do anything to protect children!" That's such a relief! So, health care, gun control, free school lunch, vaccines, hey where are you going!!???06 May 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml75buukl22thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml74qccbdc2tYou know, I don't think Scaramouch could do the Fandango at all.06 May 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml74qccbdc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml73vdajqs2iIt's hard for me to have a lot of sympathy for the death of a billionaire. Some are definitely worse than others, but they've all swam through a world of grief their entire life, and never felt enough sympathy to live off $999,999,999.99 or less.06 May 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:fbbe7spxbxsg3xi66lcjyx4m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml73vdajqs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/patri.xyz/post/3ml72t2k2cs2mThey can call it the Craig Berry Act! 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