Big stander who gets dinner. Afghanistan veteran, IT professional, certified yapper. yes i know my wife is too pretty for mehttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnxysrqr322qHey alexa....wait, i threw you away so you couldn't hear my family arguing about plastic utensil brands. Take that!29 Apr 2025 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnxysrqr322qhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnvia7gh2k25Listening to inappropriate music in the line to pick up my son from school, until I get to the front of the line and change it to something more fitting like Ram Ranch28 Apr 2025 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnvia7gh2k25https://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnuxpjtxh225Dirty deeds...dundercheeks28 Apr 2025 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnuxpjtxh225https://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnnau6jzrk2qThinkin bout that nussy25 Apr 2025 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnau6jzrk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnkpxjpctc2ii'll take mina being pro-jihaad [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2025 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnkpxjpctc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnixd5thds2cjust wait until they try gay authoritarianism [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2025 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnixd5thds2chttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lniuvdtx7c2cyeah, baby. it's me against the world in oblivion remastered. these daedra are catchin these hands.23 Apr 2025 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lniuvdtx7c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lniucgnho22c@mk-indy.bsky.social Do you have room for me in your starter pack? Thank you! go.bsky.app/xu4o6Q [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2025 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lniucgnho22chttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lnijhgxzhk2hBy god, that's noted free individual Rod Blagojevich's music! [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2025 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnijhgxzhk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lkdnuufc222bif society becomes a network state hellscape ruled by billionaires I hope my family gets drafted by @govpritzker.illinois.gov or @mcuban.bsky.social because they at least seem like they might only extract some of my excess labor value14 Mar 2025 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkdnuufc222bhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lkdmv6lq5s2basmongold's backyard (cleaner than inside)14 Mar 2025 12:38 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkdmv6lq5s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lkbstr64dc2vPoor widdle Mike Johnson must not have prayed to be better at whipping his majority.13 Mar 2025 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkbstr64dc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lk73ipa2gk2nso tired of this shit, when do the democrats get their Mitch McConnell? No way he'd have ever rolled over for the opps. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk73ipa2gk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3ljmzghmhnc2d@governorwalz.mn.gov @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social I don't know if you'll see this, but you three are who I would imagine might actually respond. We need Democrats to actually come speak to people in red areas. Too long have Dems ignored these areas - it lets the right dictate....05 Mar 2025 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljmzghmhnc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3ljicuujujk2dcode switching is very useful. for example, in a corporate white collar job, you might say "I apologize, I stepped away" instead of "Yo I took a mad shit, tacos were not a good choice".03 Mar 2025 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljicuujujk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3ljdicldwwk2eRFK Jr. always looks like he just ripped the nastiest fart and he's waiting for someone to notice.01 Mar 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdicldwwk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lj46bhmpqk2eEvery time I read a wikipedia article about a huge fucking satellite dish, the names amaze me. "This one here is RBFSA - that's Really Big Fucking Satellite Array".26 Feb 2025 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj46bhmpqk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lix5xw62jk2bIve been to fort knox and I can confirm the gold is missing. It's all been replaced with beanie babies.24 Feb 2025 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lix5xw62jk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3limsnvze722pIt was always inevitable that an outcome of improved visibility and participation for minority groups (women, POC, LGBTQ) was that the political lowest common denominator would harness the anger and resentment for personal material gain. Wish the left had some balls to counter this, or at least try.20 Feb 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3limsnvze722phttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3likabqsk2s2lThinking of pulling a reverse grift where I spout right wing shit and eventually rug pull them for fun19 Feb 2025 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3likabqsk2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/redshifty.bsky.social/post/3lhtbt2tiuc23Let's go chat10 Feb 2025 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:fbgd2v2kjbeifypnhcxsddnk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtbt2tiuc23