certified california junior ranger, frodo baggins stan account. twitter / insta: itssarahdutcher venmo: sarahdutchercomedyhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lrjubltzpc27give stylists guns!14 Jun 2025 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrjubltzpc27https://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lrgslful6c27just now watching Andor and you know why it works? solidarity! everyone has their part in the resistance12 Jun 2025 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrgslful6c27https://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lr7sg54woc2athis book is funnier than expected10 Jun 2025 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr7sg54woc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lr23bkfgmc2mnot having to plan my summer camping trips around my period anymore makes my hysterectomy worth it07 Jun 2025 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr23bkfgmc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lqv3zi3qoc2rmy job’s start date got moved up a week which means i’ll get paid before rent is due05 Jun 2025 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv3zi3qoc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lqstnptqps2rthe easiest way to make new friends is for existing friends to make a baby and in a few years, boom. new friend04 Jun 2025 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqstnptqps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lqpphx4ps22rcut my foot into pieces i stepped on something sharp03 Jun 2025 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqpphx4ps22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lqijm3tuis2jwho else thinks trump’s pick for the nasa head will be a flat earther31 May 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqijm3tuis2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lpwpwv27lk2hif you can’t afford a spa day, try getting an abdominal surgery. they fix your hair and massage your legs. having 5 people dote on you really is nice24 May 2025 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpwpwv27lk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lpopasbtvk2gthe body soap you use pre-surgery makes you smell like the hospital so the hospital sprites can’t smell you and won’t attack21 May 2025 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpopasbtvk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lpidochcxk2jif you give your cat a little bit of parmesan cheese, some might get stuck on their nose like cocaine19 May 2025 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpidochcxk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lou4rtrbec2gC3-PO is like if jar jar binks didn’t have nefarious political aspirations10 May 2025 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lou4rtrbec2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lopatck6bs2iit’s officially a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog09 May 2025 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lopatck6bs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3locviip4bc24watching the clone wars and why did i hope that natalie portman’s cartoon would be hot? this is a children’s cartoon sarah, calm down04 May 2025 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3locviip4bc24https://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lo2di2ep422omy mental health is off the charts30 Apr 2025 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2di2ep422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnvzdw4h6k2ilooking at my childhood home on zillow29 Apr 2025 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnvzdw4h6k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnrqptiwzc26the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a metaphor for humans gaining sentience and higher intelligence27 Apr 2025 07:39 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnrqptiwzc26https://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnodt2esok2ithe software i used for seven years in a niche industry is hiring my exact job title. i can’t wait to get that rejection email25 Apr 2025 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnodt2esok2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnlghjqnr22uchecking my personal email multiple times a day is a recession indicator24 Apr 2025 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlghjqnr22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnh4uzxxzc2wrip simone de beauvoir you would’ve loved girl, so confusing ft lorde23 Apr 2025 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnh4uzxxzc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnemcp5ujk2ai haven’t seen a single meme about the pope’s death. who do i follow to see this22 Apr 2025 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnemcp5ujk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lnem5yhlzk2aif i k*ll elon musk can i go back on twitter?22 Apr 2025 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnem5yhlzk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3ln6qjiojnk2dwhen you’re trying to be festive but you’re going thru it [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6qjiojnk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3ln4xyitq5c23does anyone else think it’s really weird to buy tie-dyed products? like tie-dye is something you make, not something you buy19 Apr 2025 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4xyitq5c23https://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3ln46r6okis2ogetting your period on spa day is a total blood bath18 Apr 2025 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln46r6okis2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lmzkjewyak2zgot rejected for a job but it makes sense because i only have seven years of experience doing the exact work it asked for17 Apr 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmzkjewyak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/itssarahdutch.bsky.social/post/3lmxd2qh2kc2zthe good news is that all three cats have cuddles with me today. the bad news is literally everything else16 Apr 2025 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:fbiacheebk2tlin7y225uiul/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxd2qh2kc2z