e-baphomet, Gundam knower, God Hand enjoyer, Ikaruga hyperfixator 18+ Art Tag: #pharts video essays at: youtube.com/@Phirmth VODs/stream clips at: youtube.com/@PhirmthVODs streams at: twitch.tv/phirmth model by CDColor, banner by @ardleic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mquqpz7lic2hget your bibles out, we're playing THE BINDING OF ISAAC in an hour, with a VERY special twist:17 Jul 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquqpz7lic2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mquaj7lh4s2tI'm a TERRIBLE house guest tbh17 Jul 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquaj7lh4s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqu62t5z2k2iso did they ever officially establish which one was Dumb and which one was Dumber?17 Jul 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqu62t5z2k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqrviu36qs2qwhy I'll never be able to truly cosplay myself16 Jul 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrviu36qs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqruxhu2ic2wI fear they simply have yet to miss [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqruxhu2ic2whttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqrnjybql227I feel like 90% of the most obnoxious people online nowadays are Like That because people in power have given up even the pretense that there’s a manager we can complain to anymore. The stakes are obviously very different but it’s giving Guy That Posts “who cares, release the files” On Everything [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrnjybql227https://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqri6cg4qs27Wow, really impressive stuff here. We’re truly democratizing the artistic process here, mustering the full force of western civilization, all of humanity’s collective knowledge, and trillions of dollars in recursive debt to *check notes* make a two-song playlist16 Jul 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqri6cg4qs27https://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqrdk5iiqk27Agriculture is this amazing thing where one person can provide food for dozens, freeing those people up for other tasks, like teaching, or carpentry, or figuring out what foods give you diarrhea. This is what enables society to exist. Nobody told the US about the importance of diarrhea guy, though.16 Jul 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrdk5iiqk27https://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqrcytybq227Young me would have lost his absolute shit if toys of one of his favorite game series existed back then, but something in me deeply fears that these are gonna be like 50 bucks each and designed for the “serious hobbyist” and it doesn’t matter cuz they’re all getting bought by scalpers anyway [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrcytybq227https://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqrajmg6rs27Any time an ASMRtist goes “sksksk” they’re trying to say “ska” but holding themselves back16 Jul 2026 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrajmg6rs27https://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqpefewg3s2aEastern European lore goes crazy15 Jul 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpefewg3s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqozqiafys2yDid the giant omelette in neopets have an actual failure state? Or did they say you “manage to” take a slice for the sake of manufacturing drama?Is this the generation-ruining participation trophy I’ve heard so much about?15 Jul 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqozqiafys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mqowcn3cks2yIt was never intentional but my community ended up seemingly mostly trans furries and it’s been legitimately one of the best things to ever happen to me, I love my phreaks and phuckos If your community can’t accommodate the trans furries, your community doesn’t deserve to exist IMO [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqowcn3cks2y