e-baphomet, Gundam knower, God Hand enjoyer, Ikaruga hyperfixator 18+ Art Tag: #pharts video essays at: youtube.com/@Phirmth VODs/stream clips at: youtube.com/@PhirmthVODs streams at: twitch.tv/phirmth model by CDColor, banner by @ardleic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtqytx7hkk2pfinally, a rescue robot for ME23 Aug 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqytx7hkk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtoubxhk5s2ccan't wait for our financial and military institutions to be run by the same machine learning algorithms that decided a clip of Bugs Bunny in blackface should be marked as "YouTube Kids"22 Aug 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoubxhk5s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtopqbxo3k2qI need to play more garbage, man22 Aug 2026 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtopqbxo3k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtokhdu3os2fdudes on Facebook in 2012 without boundaries be like: I'm da poker baybee22 Aug 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtokhdu3os2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtnfnlmvis2dsomehow, everyone in this scene except for Tigtone and Helpy is voiced by Gregg Turkington22 Aug 2026 04:08 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtnfnlmvis2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtmymlwszk2pfuck, I'm about to rewatch all of Tigtone again, aren't I?22 Aug 2026 00:15 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmymlwszk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtmoziv2q22uI want what they have21 Aug 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmoziv2q22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtmlpse4rc2kI... I don't think it's supposed to sound like that...21 Aug 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmlpse4rc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtlx3l5woc2jwhen you're right, you're right21 Aug 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlx3l5woc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtk67ghs7s2jthe speed at which my surprise and excitement turned into shock and terror just cracked my brain like an ice cube dropped into warm water I'm not even opposed to this thing being a comedy, I don't think Golden Axe is fucking sacrosanct, but it's the absolute worst genre of lazy non-humor [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk67ghs7s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtk5viuklk2t*bee gees voice* How deep is your house, how deep is your house I really need to know?20 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk5viuklk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mpmr2rw2sc2r [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmr2rw2sc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtjvvavmxk2bcall that a multicontinental breakfast20 Aug 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjvvavmxk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtjlch23js2gThe fun thing about creating content for the internet is that people feel compelled to tell you the most irrelevant shit while simultaneously telling you said shit is completely irrelevant [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjlch23js2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtjivr5ejc2gThe way I got offered a job by a recruiter less than 24 hours after threatening to quit my job, I am BEAMING right now y’all20 Aug 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjivr5ejc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/phirmth.bsky.social/post/3mtjfyz3z4s2gI feel like the interminable glut of AI-powered “summaries” plays to the same instincts that taught us as children that if you ask an adult “why” they have to respond20 Aug 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:fbiraazpc3avbeuafphpqfkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjfyz3z4s2g