"I bought powdered water but... I don't know what to add."https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mvsbrmwuh225"Muffins" spelled backwards is exactly what you do when you pull them out of the oven.18 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsbrmwuh225https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3muxmgqwur22gI'm almost done with "Friday the 13th Part V" and after five movies... I've counted four different guy characters that get up off a toilet and go to check something out WITHOUT wiping their asses. 🤣07 Sep 2026 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxmgqwur22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mtu4q62ojk25I never wash my hands more religiously than when I'm waiting for the guy next to me to get done using our shared paper towel dispenser.24 Aug 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu4q62ojk25https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mtgypmjhmk2lI might've had the Backstreet Boys just a little too loud in my headphones just now19 Aug 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgypmjhmk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3msqm2byhik24I can't recall when dirty sodas became popular but by all means, keep it up10 Aug 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqm2byhik24https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mqosrtpzys2yI'm late to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series but so far book 1 is fantastic. The audiobook is the way to do it 🥰😍🤣15 Jul 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqosrtpzys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mqi2atsme22mSeeing John Mulaney at Wrigley Field was one of the coolest experiences of my life.12 Jul 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqi2atsme22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mqatlxiyzc2hI wish there was a plugin that blocks my internet from viewing ragebait reels that are clearly poorly acted skits.09 Jul 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqatlxiyzc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mpfhxdh2oc2bI got to meet a hero of mine over the weekend, "Weird Al" at his show in Chicago. I was ear-to-ear and made him chuckle by referencing his random, yet hilarious cameo in Rob Zombie's Halloween II. All that on TOP of a fantastic show 🤣29 Jun 2026 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpfhxdh2oc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mp5quimbmc27Shout out to AI for being a valuable tool in my day-to-day helping me diagnose all sorts of coding and scripting issues... 👍 Also a big middle finger to AI for driving up prices of hardware and making gaming and PC building unaffordable for most consumers. 🖕26 Jun 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5quimbmc27https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3modzayhyi2252025: Complete first comic book issue of my first comic book series 2026: Publish said first issue of first series 2027: 👀15 Jun 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3modzayhyi225https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mnsy7srvtc23Liv Morgan comes out for Monday Night Raw........ and the crowd goes mild.09 Jun 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnsy7srvtc23https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mmexvudb6c2u🥺😦😧😨😰😥😢😭😓😩21 May 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmexvudb6c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mloskjflos2dI love the grouchy old people who make a statement by refusing to ise self checkout and go to the cashier. The cashier who looks like they're about ready to hang themselves.12 May 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloskjflos2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mjggdmcyek22I would not have guessed way back in high school that Katy Perry was a subhuman being piece of garbage 🤣😅14 Apr 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjggdmcyek22https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mhxzqo5hic2mA happy #MLBOpeningDay2026 to baseball fans everywhere and a congratulations to the 2026 World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers!26 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxzqo5hic2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mgxbbpxspc2eThe Onion has to be hard up for joke headlines these days when every supposedly real world headline is a joke 😃13 Mar 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxbbpxspc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mgle5fxal22gAI bros will write "filmmaker" in their bio and then literally do 1% of the work by typing a text prompt into Seedance 2.0 and it'll do 99% of the rest... and often poorly/obviously. Thanks goodness the Supreme Court ruled that "art" created solely by AI cannot be copyrighted.08 Mar 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgle5fxal22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mfurluvtpk2sThis 30 degree temperature 🌡 flip from this morning is absolutely bonkers.27 Feb 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfurluvtpk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mf5hllmirk23God bless the people responsible for DayQuil, and to a much greater extent... NyQuil 😍18 Feb 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5hllmirk23https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3me4x4xsgqk2s🫩😥05 Feb 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4x4xsgqk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mdqwjfgb3k2vCongrats to Roman Reigns on winning the 2026 Men's Royal Rumble... who probably will tweet which champion he's going to face at 'Mania and then not even show up again until 'Mania.31 Jan 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdqwjfgb3k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mcqpvfm4ws2fThe craziest part is that I still can't tell who is the superior QB between #Packers Jordan Love and #Bears Caleb Williams.19 Jan 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcqpvfm4ws2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mcdozb5mbk2yIf you park your car in a "Reserved for Pickup" space at Walmart or Target and then leave it there as you WALK IN to shop... I hope your kids get rejected from everything they ever apply to, forever.13 Jan 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcdozb5mbk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mbuvvgsfvk2f"This is what I voted for!" I know, that's why we fucking hate you.08 Jan 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbuvvgsfvk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3mbdhfcbrok2nI love how the Duffer Brothers try to tell people scenes got cut and narratives shifted to make people guess which story arc was the legit one just to cover the fact their writing is dog water and the ending of Stranger Things was total ass.01 Jan 2026 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbdhfcbrok2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3m7o5hgdzjs2pWhen I was a kid and would catch Ghost (1990) on TV... I would always catch it after the part where Patrick Swayze died. For years I thought the movie was just about a random guy who came down from heaven to help Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg 🤣10 Dec 2025 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7o5hgdzjs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3m6nudjm4j22fWatching Stranger Things 5. Will Byers looks older than the guy playing his older brother 🤣 Bout to hear a bunch of 30-somethings say shit like "Friends don't quit" or something 🤣28 Nov 2025 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6nudjm4j22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3m5f64xdmtk25I think if I could change one thing about Facebook it would be a massive deletion and a restart of "Pages" nd how they work. My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.11 Nov 2025 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5f64xdmtk25https://bsky.app/profile/cbass493.bsky.social/post/3m4l7kmlaz22nTime to not touch any of my horror movies for 300 days. #HappyNov101 Nov 2025 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:fdds7byqmcmbww4vzqpkgikb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4l7kmlaz22n