Former Red Hat employee #2. Cofounder of Linux Hardware Solutions (living on inside GameStop). Raconteur. I dink therefore I am.https://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mlxxvesel22kI’ve cooked eggs and bacon for myself every day for like a week. That’s not only some kind of crazy record for me, but I think it makes me an actual chef in red states.16 May 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxxvesel22khttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mlw4ul7bb22zHahahaha hellllllll nah [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw4ul7bb22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mljk7qivck2uPretty pretty nice afternoon.10 May 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljk7qivck2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mknmqab5rk2lSo mad I didn’t think of this.29 Apr 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknmqab5rk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mkamo6z37c2nI just “accidentally” dumped a small dish of cold water on my wife in the shower without her seeing it coming. How is your day going so far?24 Apr 2026 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkamo6z37c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mk3snjag522kI’m gonna be sitting soooo pretty when S-video cables make their comeback! [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3snjag522khttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mk3sduve222kI’m all in. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3sduve222khttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mjuvjfbu622kI wonder how many EZ-UPs are destroyed every year by people who have no care about what the wind at the beach is gonna do? And then are unceremoniously chucked in the garbage to end up in a landfill instead of being recycled? I “saved” one someone else put on the curb several years ago and …19 Apr 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuvjfbu622khttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mjtw3dexjk2aThe latest enshittification: FloSports. It’s a scourge on D3 college sports. For the first two years of my kid’s baseball career, our school had a free livestream for all the games. It was very basic, but it generally worked and we have a great announcer. But FloSports decided they wanted to19 Apr 2026 12:06 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtw3dexjk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mjpazon6jc23It took me way longer than I care to admit to figure out what this headline meant. In my defense it’s just a TV in a lunch spot with no sound on so I had zero context other than it being ESPN.17 Apr 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpazon6jc23https://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mjki4hfj7k2sJust one more college “day of giving” to go and I can be done with this crap.15 Apr 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjki4hfj7k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mj6speymak2sProof that bicycling is dumb. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Apr 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6speymak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mj6qh7ukds2sDunno why everyone is so amazed about this moon thing. It was a much bigger deal getting Mark Watney back.11 Apr 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6qh7ukds2shttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3miujgln23c2uI guess it’s a good thing Duke University isn’t on the route. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3miujgln23c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mitlyexzmk2uLikely the longest single thread I’ve ever read on social media, and definitely the best. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitlyexzmk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mis7e5qegk2uOoh ooh, I got the best one, hands down: Jaw [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mis7e5qegk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/donniebarnes.com/post/3mis6sppsbk2uThe Bandit [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:fdqpug6xvic26ne36b2a6k6h/app.bsky.feed.post/3mis6sppsbk2u