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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Pro-Gridlock Activist</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social</link><title>@evilmopacatx.bsky.social - Evil MoPac</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtub2on2lc2u</link><description>I DO like Mondays</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 21:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtub2on2lc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtrrhfieo22j</link><description>🔥Greg Abbott&#39;s summer playlist just dropped🔥</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 21:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrrhfieo22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtr7umkvvk2x</link><description>I love Austin restaurants, but some of them done fucked up and my new one dives into the worst (and best) in terms of 2026 health department scores ($)&#xA;&#xA;https://evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/is-your-favorite-austin-restaurant?r=1x1wv0&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 16:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtr7umkvvk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtp45rqcz22v</link><description>Austin feels like a nuclear-fueled iron smelter submerged inside a massive vat of scalding tar</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp45rqcz22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtkkaedkcs2v</link><description>This Week&#39;s Texas Venn</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkkaedkcs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mthvvzlruc2x</link><description>Texas Fashion Meme #69</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 23:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthvvzlruc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtev3s7fqc2l</link><description>🎶 It&#39;s the most wonderful time of the year🎶</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtev3s7fqc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mtce5kcwjc2y</link><description>Super fun new one for anyone who loves music, Dazed and Confused, and Office Space. &#xA;&#xA;https://evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/the-10-best-songs-from-office-space?r=1x1wv0&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 18:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtce5kcwjc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mso2iiy3bk2k</link><description>You&#39;re either against this stupid bullshit happening in Big Bend or you&#39;re not a real Texan&#xA;&#xA;There&#39;s nothing in the middle</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 16:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mso2iiy3bk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mse2n5p5y22d</link><description>My review of the nostalgic (and also really fun) “Things Can Only Get Better Tour” ft. Howard Jones, Wang Chung, The English Beat, and Modern English in Austin&#xA;&#xA;https://evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/my-review-a-night-of-1980s-pop-nirvana?r=1x1wv0&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>05 Aug 2026 17:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mse2n5p5y22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3ms7bexaiac2p</link><description>Some memes perfectly capture what&#39;s at stake for Talarico vs Paxton</description><pubDate>03 Aug 2026 19:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7bexaiac2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3ms7aaexab22e</link><description>Austin, where cops can speed while texting like absolute fucking taintlords and then get a baby slap on the wrist from prosecutors when they seriously injure people.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.kvue.com/article/news/investigations/defenders/officer-texting-driving-kessler-austin-speeding-ticket-injury-crash/269-3b0796d9-a84c-4c53-a0f4-28d81c3fb132</description><pubDate>03 Aug 2026 19:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7aaexab22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3ms4niqp2ks2t</link><description>🔥Austin Summer 2026 Meme🔥</description><pubDate>02 Aug 2026 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4niqp2ks2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrxq5okv222w</link><description>&#34;Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?&#34;&#xA;&#xA;--George Carlin</description><pubDate>31 Jul 2026 19:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxq5okv222w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrxmpp5vx22q</link><description>Whether it&#39;s James Talarico driving a pickup truck he doesn&#39;t own in a commercial or Ken Paxton freeing a convicted pedo he&#39;s buds with early from jail without making him register as an offender, we can all agree that both Texas Senate candidates have integrity issues&#34;  &#xA;&#xA;--Mainstream Texas Media</description><pubDate>31 Jul 2026 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxmpp5vx22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrv7xbzguc2j</link><description>Aura</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv7xbzguc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrsh6vacx22t</link><description>My new Venn is here, starring Ken Paxton, Crack, and A.I. 🍟</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsh6vacx22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrpp4p73ps2h</link><description>Talarico is up 5 points on Paxton&#xA;&#xA;Conventional Wisdom: &#34;Wow, that&#39;s amazing!&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Me: &#34;How the fuck is it only 5 points?&#34;</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 15:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpp4p73ps2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrnljhc3h22g</link><description>I&#39;d like to report a murder</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnljhc3h22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrl3dbrpg22j</link><description>So, Bluesky apparently let me back on here without disclosing my identity let the party continue LMFAO&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/935d7ab9d8c6202580a668421940ec81/d2/27/L4O7N7t9.gif?hh=280&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=oZOD66Qp&amp;webm=xUXo0NQljoZgtrZFMs5</description><pubDate>26 Jul 2026 19:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl3dbrpg22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mrarr3lijc2s</link><description>Hey, love all y&#39;all but Bluesky is making me submit personal information as a precondition to using this site, which I refuse to do for obvious reasons. So, for the time being, this is why I&#39;m being so quiet. 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