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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Pro-Gridlock Activist</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social</link><title>@evilmopacatx.bsky.social - Evil MoPac</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mznvxvbv222v</link><description>🤘🏾What happens here changes the world🤘🏾</description><pubDate>06 Nov 2026 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mznvxvbv222v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mzjhrdnkzs2x</link><description>&#34;The Shredding Crasher&#34;&#xA;&#xA;2026&#xA;&#xA;Dir.: Nancy Nally</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 23:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:feo2ldfvfq427tmpnrgnuvqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjhrdnkzs2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/evilmopacatx.bsky.social/post/3mzj52jttwk26</link><description>My spankin&#39; new Venn is here, starring the 2026 Texas Election, the Barbie movie, and Valtrex. 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