The frozen yogurt of people: Fine, but no one's first choice. Film person/aspiring filmmaker. @Burtonesque89 on Letterboxd. I blather on about movies and SNL and Futurama/The Simpsons and the Tim Burton oeuvre, and there's very little else to me.https://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mzediki66c2vHowever you feel about this movie or Keanu Reeves in it...what a Nothing thumbnail THIS is for a really striking LOOKING movie!02 Nov 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzediki66c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mz7w55qxtk2bAbout that cold open...I'm very mad at you, #SNL.01 Nov 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7w55qxtk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mz7rx4ubr22m01 Nov 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7rx4ubr22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mz2ypzklzc2z [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2ypzklzc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mz2xkfaef22iPart of me JUST wants to watch Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen play chess now.30 Oct 2026 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2xkfaef22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mz22sbakxs2tMy rewatch of STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT - my favorite of those movies in no small part because of the Picard story/Patrick Stewart performance in it - next month was just supposed to be for its 30th anniversary. Now it has to double as a salute to...well, my Captain.29 Oct 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz22sbakxs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myy2fftlg22tI like your costume, Diego. What are you? #SNL29 Oct 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myy2fftlg22thttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myxke2o5k22wLook, even if this isn't a GREAT score...I don't think I'd want any OTHER number just a few days before Halloween. Vulture Cinematrix No. 946: Oct 28, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2666 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://vulture.com/vulturecinematrix28 Oct 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxke2o5k22whttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myv5b6yzms2jThe Gotham award nominations are in - premature as ever - and I've started earning Movies Fantasy League points for WILD HORSE NINE and ONCE UPON A TIME IN HARLEM...but at this point, I DOUBT I'll be earning any points for THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE or 14th (maybe Letterboxd points down the line?).27 Oct 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myv5b6yzms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myp6zauxmc2wI gotta bone up on the Hollywood Pictures catalog (outside of THE SIXTH SENSE) again. boxofficega.me June 2, 1995 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ✅ 160 ➕ 200 🏆 1140 https://boxofficega.me25 Oct 2026 12:20 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myp6zauxmc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mymvpobrqs2fI'm not particularly familiar with the Ali G character, I've only ever watched him on a talk show spot or two, but...24 Oct 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymvpobrqs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myl2i3u67k2xFinally, the next couple #SNL hosts have been announced! So the Druski stuff was real, and...ehhhhh...23 Oct 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl2i3u67k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myknyihhc22oVulture Cinematrix No. 941: Oct 23, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2694 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://vulture.com/vulturecinematrix23 Oct 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myknyihhc22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myikxeifj22rThis was meant as a quip about weird-looking A.I. (or seemingly A.I.) thumbnails on YouTube videos, not - as some have taken it in how THEY'VE ran with it - a slam on/skewering of the Obamas. I"m going to delete the post now because I just don't feel that having that conversation.22 Oct 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myikxeifj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mygsq5m4ts2tFunny how connected today's Actorle and today's Hollywoodle are.22 Oct 2026 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygsq5m4ts2thttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myfo2gyvz222Vulture Cinematrix No. 939: Oct 21, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2694 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://vulture.com/vulturecinematrix21 Oct 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfo2gyvz222https://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myeji4jh3k2tBest I've done in a bit. Love a relatively easy December weekend (though there's one movie I'm surprised ISN'T here - I didn't guess it because the studio's not among these, but...yeah, surprised by one that's not here). boxofficega.me December 31, 1982 ✅ 200 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ✅ 195 ➕ 200 🏆 1180 https://boxofficega.me21 Oct 2026 06:28 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myeji4jh3k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mydjmchkps2nSure, why not?20 Oct 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydjmchkps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mydem46gcs2bI'm drinking my Ghostface Fanta, I'm bearing in mind the rules (as always), I know the killer opening sequences, I'm TRYING to find my Ghostface socks...I'm ready for tonight's SCREAM trivia, dagnabbit! (Aaaand there's the internal pressure to make Randy proud...)20 Oct 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydem46gcs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myd4yi5lhc2aI accidentally deleted the post this was replying to while I was trying to rework something else, but it said, to @mattsinger.bsky.social and @jhoffman.bsky.social and @samvanhallgren.bsky.social: [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Oct 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myd4yi5lhc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myb7dh3hyc26OR you could learn how to compose a sentence and write your own shit like a fucking PERSON. Ugh, "AI humanizer..." What's good is that I'm mad at EVERYONE in this situation/landscape.19 Oct 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myb7dh3hyc26https://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3myab3asbok2sVulture Cinematrix No. 937: Oct 19, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2688 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://vulture.com/vulturecinematrix19 Oct 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myab3asbok2shttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3my5vzqauis2kThe latest version of my #SNL Halloween shriek-tacular. WHAAAAAAAT? https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7aV0qMyASH5RcWc5nuu1fs4MF6C7RssO&si=y-o0jXGkVG7jE8n118 Oct 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5vzqauis2khttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3my5qslo4e22rI have 2 double-digit pulls - an 11% and a 13% - here, in Reeves + Oscar-Nominated Film and Van Sant/Phoenix + Oscar-Nominated Film, BUT I'm still in the top 0% FOR NOW. Vulture Cinematrix No. 936: Oct 18, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2675 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://vulture.com/vulturecinematrix18 Oct 2026 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5qslo4e22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mxezge3sg22jRecirculating my "best of" playlists for seasons 46-51 (I don't entirely know why I'm more "ruthless" with my playlists for cast members than for seasons, making the "best of season ___" lists longer, and maybe I shouldn't be, but...ah well!)... [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxezge3sg22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mxf3qhgij22kRecirculating my "best of" playlists for Hooks, Gasteyer, Forte, Sudeikis, Hader, Wiig, Moynihan, Pedrad, Bayer, Killam, McKinnon, Bryant, Strong, Nwodim, Gardner, and Yang [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxf3qhgij22khttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mxzgnlhs3c2nNot that I WANT to sit through a political cold open on #SNL when I don't "have to," but...16 Oct 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzgnlhs3c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mxz6bs72js2f16 Oct 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz6bs72js2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/burtonesque.bsky.social/post/3mxyzq6xlts2qI'm about to talk to the tumbleweeds, because it's time for a Monent of Grammatical Pedantry!16 Oct 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:fesp5f57bcbcb27ynrtgxtk3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyzq6xlts2q