Myriad insinuations available at beautypill.bandcamp.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myzkpokzwc2pI’m not saying I have a crush on Regina Hall, but I’m not saying I don’t have a crush on Regina Hall. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Oct 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzkpokzwc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mysxajek522xSad to report, I am back in the ER. Went to the doctor’s office for a post-hospital check up. Doctor out stethoscope on my chest and discovered my heart rate was frighteningly elevated. My chest was almost vibrating. “You have to go back to the hospital right now.” ☹️27 Oct 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysxajek522xhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myq54k4eps2nI am sick and my bandmates are practicing without me.25 Oct 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myq54k4eps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myjsohp5jk24A dude on Instagram just said “If she’s allowed to nag me against my will, why can’t I fuck her against her will?” Talking about his wife. Trump-era misogyny culture needs to get stabbed in the throat.23 Oct 2026 08:56 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjsohp5jk24https://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myixrzsqe22sHello, good people of Bluesky: I would like to announce that I am out of the hospital and home with my dog, who keeps trying to kiss me. I am grateful to be, once again, improbably alive. Thank you to all your kind words of concern. The score is now Chad 7, Death 0. Winner and still champion.♥️23 Oct 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myixrzsqe22shttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myfhfhg7sk2e🎵He’s Ehsan! The cutest nurse in the room! He’s Ehsan! Everywhere he goes, the ladies swoon!🎶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfhfhg7sk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myfght5jjs2eI am in the hospital. The nurse assigned to me today is an obnoxiously handsome Iranian man named Ehsan. Ehsan is kind and diligent and knowledgeable. He’s a consummate professional. Ehsan is hilariously oblivious to his effect on women. It’s a comedy sketch played out in real time in front of me.21 Oct 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfght5jjs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3myf5k4ew7s24It’s my birthday too! I share a birthday with Dizzie Gillespie and Carrie Fisher. I’ll take it!❤️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf5k4ew7s24https://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mycvgxeovk2fHey, I am in the hospital. I have the flu. It’s a really, really bad strain. I can feel it is trying to kill me. I’m on oxygen as I type this into my phone. PSA: GET A FLU SHOT. Flu season is just beginning. Trust me when I say you don’t want this!20 Oct 2026 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mycvgxeovk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxwx66kabc2kA little recent revelation about myself: I am moody and I make bad decisions sometimes based on bad moods. I have discarded good songs just ‘cause I was depressed. I gotta watch out for that.15 Oct 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwx66kabc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxupmq5lv22yIn Peter Gabriel’s mind, “Skedgehammer” was an Otis Redding or Sam Cooke 60s soul song. It’s fun to listen to it with that mindset and also to delight in how insane artists are.14 Oct 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxupmq5lv22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxrnn7bf3k2dJust wanna point out that I too dress like a whore at the gym and nobody notices 😢13 Oct 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrnn7bf3k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxpmoq7zhs2f#audioworker The API 2500 sounds best when used mildly. Don't lean on it for "juice," it's not that kind of thing. Learn from my mistakes.12 Oct 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpmoq7zhs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxoxrvncfk24What Elon Musk did to USAID was nakedly genocidal. Pass it on.12 Oct 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxoxrvncfk24https://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxmkx63vuc2oDog cognition is a mystery. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Oct 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmkx63vuc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxm6puu7uc2lMy dog hates the rain and I honestly think he blames me for it. We decide to go for a walk. We get to the front door. When I open the door, he sees it is raining. He looks up at me like “Really?”11 Oct 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxm6puu7uc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxkfnusouk2oJust wanna point out that @vijayiyer.bsky.social’s bluesky bio says “Fight all supremacies” and that is completely badass. ♥️10 Oct 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxkfnusouk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxjqnx6kvk2zGrimes seems like obvious fraud to me. Absolutely nothing there. Emperor’s new clothes.10 Oct 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxjqnx6kvk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxhux3crvs2fA friend of mine in Los Angeles (a film composer) has just purchased a modified Studer 8 track 2" tape machine. This is a longtime dream of mine. Would love to make a record with that thing.09 Oct 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhux3crvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxg4ctjtus2jWatching “The Lathe Of Heaven” and drinking a glass of wine. youtu.be/M8VRbaVNvSA https://youtu.be/M8VRbaVNvSA?si=fYAxD1zofYOeG5j009 Oct 2026 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxg4ctjtus2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxdivsvqdc25This makes it sound dignified. It’s not. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxdivsvqdc25https://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxdichjn6225Not to make you jealous, but I just melted some cheese in the microwave and now I’m eating a glob of melted cheese with a fork.08 Oct 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxdichjn6225https://bsky.app/profile/beautypill.bsky.social/post/3mxc34bmzos25In the world of professional standup comedy, “crowd work” is generally seen as being lower than written jokes. Comedians who just talk to the audience are regarded as hacks. Comedians who perform written material are considered more artistic. I understand this principle, but I don’t agree.07 Oct 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:ff3wfkcvopgswpyy2umpykme/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxc34bmzos25