Reader. Writer. Crafter 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🇮🇨 Chronically ill. Queer. Autistic. Agender, bi, ace, & aro-spec (She/they) ME/CFS, cats, crochet, f1, SFF books, Lego, diamond painting. No AI 🚫 📘 Haunting of a Witch (Oct 26) jjclapton.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mutrea4kfs25At 10pm cat just threw up on my bedroom floor 🫠 But hey. I’m proud of her for getting off my bed first06 Sep 2026 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutrea4kfs25https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3musm43xngc23Anyone have any book recs for me? 🌈📚💙 Looking for fiction books by queer men: ⭐️Can be nearly any genre (fantasy, sci-fi, thriller, mystery, historical, romantasy etc) but not contemporary romance or lit fic ⭐️ not a tragedy ⭐️ adult not YA please ⭐️ preferably not loads of POVs either05 Sep 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3musm43xngc23https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mumhlwhnyk2vMy iPhone updated automatically last night and I woke up to all my apps looking different. Eeww.03 Sep 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumhlwhnyk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mukt42nxmc23 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukt42nxmc23https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mukejce7ak2zA boot hoist in our car would mean I’d be able to take my electric wheelchair out and would make a big difference. But. Lanzarote population: 165,000 Places that are able to adapt cars on the island: 0 https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/4f/09/wPXebVol.gif?hh=498&ww=413&mp4=ukkXhKqSbbEqyP1x&webm=3VxdXbnTwIYwDRJ002 Sep 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukejce7ak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3muhzjpt7222kI am watching the Raygun untold documentary on Netflix and my friends. This is even more cringy that that Olympics.01 Sep 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzjpt7222khttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3muez3wq4jk22Attempting to finalise my paperback for publication in October = computer says no. KDP won’t process my updated cover file Ingram has glitched and says my book will cost £(1.00) to print & I will be in negative royalties and is refusing to let me upload anything 🫠 fml31 Aug 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muez3wq4jk22https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mud57kwuxc2uI bought some acrylic paint pens & a colour by number book to do while in bed & I am loving it 🎨🖌️ The pens do not smell! Woo! (I can’t use alcohol markers or sharpies because of the smell) The book is 40 places in Spain (They don’t have Lanzarote where I live but they do have other Canary Islands)30 Aug 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud57kwuxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3muchlty5qc23Don’t miss out on loads of awesome books this weekend by indie authors 💙📚 I have made a shortlist of ten books to buy and that’s only because I bought loads last time! (And the time before that!) Indiebook.sale30 Aug 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muchlty5qc23https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mu7o5avlzk2oIt’s #narratess sale time again which means I’ll buy way too many awesome books to go into my pile of other awesome books I’ve got from @narratess.com before! My book is taking part for the first time too! Which is exciting. A Stage Over Ruthless Stars is only $1.99! indiebook.sale29 Aug 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7o5avlzk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mtypybyhds2jIf I got one review each from all these people emailing me AI reviews of my book trying to get me to pay them to get more reviews for my book. Then I wouldn’t need to pay someone to get more reviews 🙄26 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypybyhds2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mtmuhgyzo22fThese books are AMAZING. Go get them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmuhgyzo22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mtjvpfe26k2lWatching Trash. Gotta say, these are the most ridiculous shark attacks I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 Gotta love a good bad film20 Aug 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjvpfe26k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mt5ty2mp2c25Are freckles just moles we like the look of? 🤔15 Aug 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5ty2mp2c25https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mt5sdpucyk27Saw about Jason Ardays death before I went to bed last night & was quite upset about it. As an autistic, I am unsurprised it ended this way when he was hounded like that. Nobody cares about the white men professors that do shit, but no, let’s dissect every aspect of this Black mans life instead15 Aug 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5sdpucyk27https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msxkhdpyck2jI’m going to try to remember how to format my paperback today. I haven’t done this for a year and a half so good luck to me 😅13 Aug 2026 11:35 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxkhdpyck2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msttbbu7u22eIn the last month I have somehow managed to go from 7 books behind on my reading goal to ‘on track’ for the first time since January 😅 Watch how this slowly slips away from me again from here. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/a9/4e/85V47QD57HqyVM0ls.gif?hh=435&ww=320&mp4=b9II9jL9tClVnJeBQEY&webm=CklEEIfQPQKdkhUMssx12 Aug 2026 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msttbbu7u22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msl3ontqg22fToday is #severeME day. An illness that is all too common & debilitating yet misunderstood. 25% of ME sufferers are severe. We are housebound or bedbound. Unable to work or study. Trapped in a house or in a single room. Some living in the dark & quiet. This has been my reality for 17 years #pwME08 Aug 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msl3ontqg22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msim4etins2eWe have a NutriBullet blender. Which is supposed to be for smoothies, and juices and healthy dips and sauces etc. You know, healthy things. Literally the only thing it ever gets used for is to make milkshakes 😂😂😂07 Aug 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msim4etins2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msglt6kdrc2nYou know what I truly don’t understand? Why are there no Pokémon figurines that you can buy to paint? They have them for all sorts of games, right? It seems like a huge gap in the market. And by that I mean I WANNA PAINT POKÉMON FIGURINES 😭😭06 Aug 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msglt6kdrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3msgbgbvvz227Watched the film Tuner last night and it was brilliant ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️06 Aug 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgbgbvvz227https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3ms43urrnnc24I have 14 bites on my legs from a mosquito in my room last night. I found it. I have killed it. There is now a smear of my blood on the white wall as a warning to any thieves who think stealing my blood is a good idea. https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/83/5c/v5jjKKsH.gif?hh=200&ww=332&mp4=CivVpB6oghxdW4hVMcmv&webm=1uPHJnJt5Qx0moPW32202 Aug 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms43urrnnc24https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mqzmazzy5k2cAll this noise is giving me a headache. Get on with the football already.19 Jul 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzmazzy5k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mqpmxjdggk2vTuchel is gonna get flamed for that. C’mon we’re England. Who in their right mind thought we’d be able to defend for half an hour?15 Jul 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpmxjdggk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mqfr2ask3s24Somebody score please. I want to go to bed 😅11 Jul 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfr2ask3s24https://bsky.app/profile/jjclapton.bsky.social/post/3mqcmtse57k2sOne day left to get your hands on this awesome book bundle for disability pride! 25 books with both queer and disabled rep for just $25 Please share and boost and buy to support all these amazing books and authors for double pride months! 💙📚🌈 📦📚♿️ https://itch.io/b/3669/we-exist-without-permission10 Jul 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:ff6fhhek6b6o333aegsshii6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcmtse57k2s