She/her shit a brick, I'm fucking 50 years old 😯 not bloody optimal. Wishing ill on JK Rowlinghttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3mtjjla3vwc2hIve not been online all day so sorry if I've missed anything, but as a UK mainland resident tell me to calm the fuck down before I start booking tickets to Ireland. If he's going there, he's surely coming here too? Isn't he? Please?20 Aug 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjjla3vwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3mnm6oanrjk2rLucius has a new job in the Hello Fresh marketing depth.06 Jun 2026 07:59 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnm6oanrjk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lxhedvqbac2uIn case you needed another reason to love Pedro Pascal https://movieweb.com/todd-haynes-canceled-gay-romance-film-pedro-pascal/?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=68af7681759cb20001d4418a&fbclid=IwdGRjcAMdEa1jbGNrAx0RjWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeKWyb-UJ8-Qhwyjm5n5iQoCFhRhB9Ufh_dbYq1l72zaM7oRTfNZDf64Hjhao_aem_xhhSF8agTMJeo7NgERu85g28 Aug 2025 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxhedvqbac2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lx6atexm3k2hOnce again, the unsung heros of a music festival are the BSL interpreters on the accessibility platform signing lyrics such as "Imma fuck you like a whore now" by D block europe24 Aug 2025 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx6atexm3k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lx5ybot6422hCats are evil and they've got knives in their feet24 Aug 2025 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx5ybot6422hhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lx3eqjb5kk2rHow to endear yourself to me as an artist i am unfamiliar with atva music festival: "Hi, my name is Conan Gray and today I am dressed as a pirate"23 Aug 2025 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx3eqjb5kk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lwz7p76bsk2lFuck me she's so hot22 Aug 2025 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwz7p76bsk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lwymszchxs23Mid west princess will be on this stage in just a few short hours...22 Aug 2025 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwymszchxs23https://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lvxp7znv3k2kJust returned from fun pirate themed boat tour in Cyprus. With turtles.09 Aug 2025 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvxp7znv3k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3ltascfxodk2hLove it when I stay in a hotel and someone has left the smart tv logged into bbc iPlayer so I can put on a ton of ofmd and confuse the hell out of them next time they use iPlayer. Might even convert them05 Jul 2025 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltascfxodk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lsjtwoflzs2tI saw this at Glastonbury festival and tried to Ed and Stede ify it in my head but it just didn't work. Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.26 Jun 2025 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjtwoflzs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lsbmbaslvk2fGrumble, grumble, Rhys Darby doing tourist shit in my home town and I'm not home 😑23 Jun 2025 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsbmbaslvk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3ls5iea6gu22aNot easy trying to take a photo from front row without feeling like a dick21 Jun 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5iea6gu22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lruh2cyccc2iRespectfully. What the fuck is wrong with the people of Swindon? Just look at all that front row goodness going to waste!18 Jun 2025 07:05 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lruh2cyccc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lrkly3wvt22sHaving fancy as fuck tea and cake the day after a Rhys Darby gig is my new tradition14 Jun 2025 09:06 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrkly3wvt22shttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lraovki4zs2iThought they'd aged up Rhys by 5 years until I realised they were talking about Patton Oswalt10 Jun 2025 10:32 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lraovki4zs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lr6z3qxjns2fOoh, what do we think he's filming? (I checked, you can see this on unsubscribed substack so I'm not sharing anything I shouldn't). I hoped it might be Would I Lie to You he'd be brilliant on that. But that's filmed in London, as are most comedy panel shows. Could be 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?09 Jun 2025 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr6z3qxjns2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lqxhke2hss2hBad news. I don't have the early pre festival shifts when I'm working at Glastonbury. Good news, now considering if I can sneaky in a cheeky 3rd Rhysie gig in Swindon. And if i can swing the childcare maybe a day ticket to the Gatwick con beforehand...06 Jun 2025 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxhke2hss2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lqwuhdcys22lCelebrating (?) the onset of my 50s with some fancy as fuck tea and cake06 Jun 2025 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqwuhdcys22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lqvhzl3cfk27Rhys did not disappoint. Joyful. Yes it's blurry, I panicked05 Jun 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvhzl3cfk27https://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lqneovfjx22tWhere is the promo for Rhys's shows? He's here for a month, he should be on everything! The one show, breakfast telly, Sunday brunch, Loose Women all that stuff, where is he???02 Jun 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqneovfjx22thttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lp7lvudbfk2qI have 5 1 month trials of Rhys Darbys substack for anyone that would like one. He's just released a 15 minute video of the Australia tour so a good time to have a peek. You will need to share your email, I promise I am a real human!15 May 2025 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp7lvudbfk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lp7r4mzxgs2e@savernake.bsky.social hi netta, send me your email and I can add to the form 😉15 May 2025 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp7r4mzxgs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/normalsecretive.bsky.social/post/3lp7lvudbfk2qI have 5 1 month trials of Rhys Darbys substack for anyone that would like one. He's just released a 15 minute video of the Australia tour so a good time to have a peek. You will need to share your email, I promise I am a real human!15 May 2025 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:fh6vabew3htijcbdecg7zaqm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp7lvudbfk2q