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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>You hear what I said, Ton&#39;?</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social</link><title>@pauliesopinions.bsky.social - Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3miu6gsf47c2a</link><description>There&#39;s more to life than just nailin&#39; beautiful broads. There&#39;s also ugly ones. Heheheh.</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2026 21:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3miu6gsf47c2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mihqa764322d</link><description>Iron Dome? Sure, kid. That&#39;s what it&#39;s called when a grown-up broad with braces polishes your knob.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 22:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihqa764322d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mg3ppc35w22p</link><description>I can&#39;t Kuwait to give your mother some friendly fire of my own. Heheheh.&#xA;&#xA;You hear what I said, Ton&#39;?</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 16:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3ppc35w22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mfq6yyrvws2g</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. The Cuba thing? Didn&#39;t go as planned.</description><pubDate>26 Feb 2026 02:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfq6yyrvws2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mfph55czk22t</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. Larry Summers? Taken care of.</description><pubDate>25 Feb 2026 19:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfph55czk22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mfn32a6hak2t</link><description>State of the Union? Sure, kid — I&#39;ll be watching the state of my union with your mother tonight from the mirror on my ceiling. 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Do I like white to you?</description><pubDate>09 Feb 2026 18:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3meh4ri2b3c2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3meejt56xdk2e</link><description>&#39;ey Sil, what time do the Jets play? Heheheh.&#xA;&#xA;You hear what I said, Ton&#39;? I says to Sil, what time do the Jets play?</description><pubDate>08 Feb 2026 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3meejt56xdk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3meafqqx3w22x</link><description>A lot of you ain&#39;t actually autistic. You&#39;re just prícks.</description><pubDate>07 Feb 2026 02:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3meafqqx3w22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mdtrjvxqhk2w</link><description>This Epstein shít is makin&#39; prícks resign all over the world. Try to figure why that ain&#39;t happenin&#39; here too.</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2026 02:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdtrjvxqhk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mddztqcin22r</link><description>So you got no broads. Uncle Paulie knows what to do. If you&#39;re an ugly or fat little príck, you just gotta go after ugly or fat broads. You&#39;re welcome.</description><pubDate>26 Jan 2026 19:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mddztqcin22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3md7wbfkvak2s</link><description>When Ashli Babbitt got clipped, that crazy bítch did it to herself. But Alex Pretti, fückin&#39; tragedy is what that is.</description><pubDate>25 Jan 2026 04:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3md7wbfkvak2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mcn5fz3vq22r</link><description>Fückin&#39; guy&#39;s gonna ruin everything over some fückin&#39; ice patch in the Arctic. Príck.</description><pubDate>17 Jan 2026 17:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcn5fz3vq22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mc47qikrx22c</link><description>Yeah Ton, it&#39;s me. Bob Weir? Let&#39;s just say he ain&#39;t just Grateful no more.</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2026 23:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc47qikrx22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mbwmrw52ik2q</link><description>You prícks think you lost your country? You lost it a long time ago. Uncle Paulie will explain.</description><pubDate>08 Jan 2026 18:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwmrw52ik2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mbmk4d5cnc2o</link><description>You don&#39;t whack the boss of another family just for bein&#39; a prick. If you whack all the pricks, there won&#39;t be nobody left.</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2026 18:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbmk4d5cnc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3mbcii2ded226</link><description>Tonight your mother&#39;s ringin&#39; in the New Year with my ding dong.</description><pubDate>31 Dec 2025 18:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbcii2ded226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3maoxcfffys2u</link><description>A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. 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But she thinks the French did it, so we&#39;re in the clear.</description><pubDate>26 Nov 2025 01:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6iqvd3myc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m5r55amjac2s</link><description>Best hair in the business for years, but still no endorsement deal from Just for Men. Pricks.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2025 16:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5r55amjac2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m5etykx2es2o</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. The shutdown&#39;s over, just like you wanted. Tim Kaine can have his dog back.</description><pubDate>11 Nov 2025 19:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5etykx2es2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m4sv3nk5322k</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. Díck Cheney? Taken care of.</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2025 15:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4sv3nk5322k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m3lrxsdzgs2n</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s done. Napoleon&#39;s short—on jewels, that is. Heheh.</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2025 02:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lrxsdzgs2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m2rvdgkn6k27</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. The Middle East? All taken care of.</description><pubDate>09 Oct 2025 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2rvdgkn6k27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3m2mqtzcx6s2w</link><description>Tell your mother my linguine&#39;s gonna cost her double from now on, on account of the pasta tariff. Heheh.</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2025 18:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2mqtzcx6s2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3lykylrldj22c</link><description>I seen a few hits in my day, and this one? Total inside job.</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2025 14:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3lykylrldj22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3lxqdbwmto22s</link><description>Yeah Ton&#39;, it&#39;s me. That thing with Rudy? Taken care of.</description><pubDate>01 Sep 2025 00:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxqdbwmto22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauliesopinions.bsky.social/post/3lunu27kj5k2u</link><description>Real men don&#39;t fućk 14 year-olds. They fućk your mother. Heheh.</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2025 20:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fhrazfvcg27z26fmlvcssyoe/app.bsky.feed.post/3lunu27kj5k2u</guid></item></channel></rss>