Wülferhampton’s friendly quack 🦆 Purveyor of miracle cures including g’Eau for Cough™️ and The Powder™️ Confidentiality *not* guaranteed. #Wülferhamptonhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3muotrimf7k24*Public Service Announcement* GET YOUR VACCINES! Do not believe what the charlatan claims in his book. Your apothecary recommends a quicker way to meet your maker. 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We may or may not* be able to help you. *probably the latter05 Mar 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgcx3wilkk23https://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3mantu2spys27Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary wishes all a joyful Yulefest 🎄 Yule Health Tip: Consume the Cook’s sprouts with caution. You heard it here first!23 Dec 2025 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3mantu2spys27https://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3m6pjjmmxuc2l#Wülferhampton Apothecary Black Friday Sale! Buy one scab, get a second scab absolutely FREE! Delight your loved ones with this thoughtful gift. Hurry while supplies last!28 Nov 2025 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6pjjmmxuc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3m4bpq2rmfk2p@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten. You’re welcome.28 Oct 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bpq2rmfk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lyb6o3cckk2mAhem! Surely it’s yours truly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyb6o3cckk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lxcypevzrk2xYour friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below. Enquire within.26 Aug 2025 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcypevzrk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lmmi53yexs2fhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yg690e9eno The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.12 Apr 2025 11:57 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmmi53yexs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lmkcnmvxsc2kIn response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy! Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts! Get yours while supplies last!11 Apr 2025 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkcnmvxsc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lmhgiwdn3k2e*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero! Complete with: 1. Goblet for accidental wine 2. The Chinese Foods 3. Bob the B’stard10 Apr 2025 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhgiwdn3k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lmew3vwmmk2vIf you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.09 Apr 2025 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmew3vwmmk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lkytsnbqy22f [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Mar 2025 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkytsnbqy22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lkqhhj53hc2jYour #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.19 Mar 2025 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqhhj53hc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3ljap4vsb422fBREAKING NEWS brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.28 Feb 2025 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljap4vsb422fhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3leapoxcuuk23@modorhelm.bsky.social We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder! We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe. https://media.tenor.com/QrIZdhF32IwAAAAC/welcome-back-samus-paulicelli.gif?hh=498&ww=49827 Dec 2024 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3leapoxcuuk23https://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3ldqcgf2et22m#Wülferhamptonians this is a helpful check list. You’re welcome.20 Dec 2024 11:39 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqcgf2et22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3lbhl2q3vws2hThe apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.21 Nov 2024 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhl2q3vws2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3kbx36ozoe22q@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆17 Oct 2023 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbx36ozoe22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/apothecaryhelm.bsky.social/post/3kbvv25x7l22yYour apothecary has successfully relocated to where the skies are blue. Do pop in to say hello!17 Oct 2023 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:fiimemgdtkrmv5lrmskajy7u/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbvv25x7l22y