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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The world’s only verified Reply Guy.™&#xA;&#xA;https://linktr.ee/johnnykilloran</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com</link><title>@johnnykilloran.com - Johnny Killoran</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mlvkwq6wm22t</link><description>saw an email header about “your Spirit®…stock” and I was like oh no when did I buy stock in Spirit Airlines I have to change my identity and go on the run—but it’s ok it was about a Weber grill being available</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 14:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvkwq6wm22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mltn4eeyec2j</link><description>you all got so excited about calling Grogu &#34;Baby Yoda,&#34; you lost sight of the fact that you were been supposed to be calling the Mandalorian &#34;Boba Fett Helmet Guy.&#34; not me though, Boba Fett Helmet Guy since day one</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 20:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltn4eeyec2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mltbynoau224</link><description>Boston Zoo fans know better than to get excited. That 7-year-old with nothing but upside will be in Los Angeles&#39; Griffith Park by next year for in exchange for an ownership tax break/possibly literal peanuts.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 16:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltbynoau224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mlrhrcppus2s</link><description>what are people supposed to trade their kars for now?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 23:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrhrcppus2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mlqjvzyuls2p</link><description>just reading this post comes with a free horse&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 14:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqjvzyuls2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mlgm6dk7o22n</link><pubDate>09 May 2026 15:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgm6dk7o22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mldxglexoc2i</link><description>WHY ARE THE PEOPLE IN THESE STATES STILL SO MAD ABOUT LOSING THE CIVIL WAR. WERE THEY THERE AT THE TIME?? 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The movie would be regarded as fine had it been called JERK SUIT VS. 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I greatly enjoy the sport with the icing, a rule a definitely understand beyond “the thing we turned off whenever we played Sega.”</description><pubDate>29 Apr 2026 02:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm34lohak2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mklawtq6dc2o</link><description>It’s entirely plausible that an apolitical person could be driven to attempt The Thing simply to make the barrage of insipid news updates stop</description><pubDate>28 Apr 2026 18:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklawtq6dc2o</guid></item></channel></rss>