The world’s only verified Reply Guy.™ https://linktr.ee/johnnykilloranhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mucljo65622dwhatever state you work for, your loyalty must of course remain with Mississippi [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucljo65622dhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mu6btounbk2greading this Ice Cube quote in Brian Raftery’s ‘Best. Movie. Year. Ever.” and wondering if Cube thought about while making the Amazon Prime War of the Worlds28 Aug 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6btounbk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mu6amipscc2vI had no idea the far-right chud currently in ICE detention because of infighting among racists was not American. ("the more you know" gif and what have you)28 Aug 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6amipscc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mu34yffj5c24there are countries where war criminals die *in prison*? must be nice.27 Aug 2026 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu34yffj5c24https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mtyq4cihdc2eI’d be lying if I said CLUE wasn’t my fave Curry performance, but this is an all-timer line delivery (cut short here to maintain the suspense)26 Aug 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyq4cihdc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mtyppilbdc2b40% of my communication with my wife has become me informing her of heartbreaking celebrity deaths26 Aug 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyppilbdc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mtwgy3sems25Didn’t appreciate Dolly Parton until I was an adult, because she was an artist for grownups.25 Aug 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwgy3sems25https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mtksgrxjck2nthe Social Media random Capitalizer has been Revealed [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtksgrxjck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mthveer66227Sound Engineer on “You Don’t Mess Around with Jim”: hey is this just you bragging about yourself Jim Croce: haha what no. sometimes I call him Slim SE: yeah but other times, and also the title— JC (noodling guitar): can’t hear you19 Aug 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthveer66227https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mtedyrvatk2noh dang I’d thought Benicio invented that18 Aug 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtedyrvatk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mt5ugaphgc2snew level of sports-watching-related existential depression unlocked: i’m older than several baseball *managers*15 Aug 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5ugaphgc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mt5tk2qpys2o(T-Pain voice) SHAWTY15 Aug 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5tk2qpys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mt2ubtqgyc2ilove that YouTube thumbnails are now just those pond-scum-level clickbait-for-imbeciles headlines you'd see in ads for Zorgnet or whatever14 Aug 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2ubtqgyc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mt2ihk4hsk2qI can’t read fiction anymore. It’s all made up. Opposite take on movies, though. Every doc I watch, I think, “This’d be better as a narrative. Paul Giamatti could play that guy…This other guy could be Paul Giamatti…” (I watch a lot of documentaries featuring guys that look like Paul Giamatti.)14 Aug 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2ihk4hsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msz6wjpumc2s“My name’s Forrest, Forrest Gump.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz6wjpumc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mssqlugsq22mOhhh, “incredible” as in “not credible.”11 Aug 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssqlugsq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msr7qnguwc2xhere I’ve been, supporting small business by buying from Thrfitbooks, and they repay me with this marketing insert that presumes I’m close to death (and looking to save save save on entombment)10 Aug 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msr7qnguwc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msowt4ctoc2u7/yo is pitching new flavor of Gatorade, “chicken strip.” She’s off the marketing team.10 Aug 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msowt4ctoc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msljlmvghc2m08 Aug 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msljlmvghc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mshohmycdc2xwas watching the Red Sox game on my phone while out to dinner with the family. turned it off after the White Sox gained a 2-run lead in the 10th because I’ve followed Boston since before 2003 and, even though I just now learned they won in 13 innings, I stand by my decision.07 Aug 2026 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshohmycdc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msgpvyi2fc2d [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgpvyi2fc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msele4qobk2g(almost) a real Cliffhanger [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msele4qobk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mse2jcumn22fDracula [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mse2jcumn22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msdztcth222u@bencollins.bsky.social and co. should sue these people for stealing their bit [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdztcth222uhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mscobxl6is2cwith each slip of the utensil, comedy is born anew. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscobxl6is2chttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mscfrcrjac2jRed Sox on a tear during blowout over ChiSox; they bring in a newly acquired guy late in game: groundout. The lesson: NO NEW GUYS.05 Aug 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscfrcrjac2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mscdsr5n3c2xaccording to my research of Dateline NBC, the most life-threatening quality a person can exhibit is the ability to light up a room.05 Aug 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscdsr5n3c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mscdbai64s2xreading a true crime book recommended by one of the best writers on this site (not their book) and…I would reject this thing if it were submitted as an assignment by a high school English student. there’s also glowing praise for it from fine authors. feel like I’m OD’ing on crazy pills.05 Aug 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscdbai64s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3msbucq74rs24wanted to celebrate “Today [being] August 4, 2026” by reading “There Will Come Soft Rains” but I can’t find my copy of Martian Chronicles so I ordered a newer paperback sight unseen and DANGIT04 Aug 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbucq74rs24https://bsky.app/profile/johnnykilloran.com/post/3mrxv4u4nt22khapppy to see that @arrowvideo.bsky.social is releasing Peter Jackson’s best film in a limited edition 4K. (obviously I’m not talking about LOTR because none of those three films stars Michael J. Fox.)31 Jul 2026 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:fjsitks2h2vjehmpwmaitb62/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxv4u4nt22k