https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mkmtxb635c2lthe tortoise and the hare is stupid, I could kick both their asses29 Apr 2026 10:04 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmtxb635c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mkm3bjjnw22peverything on the dad front is awful but the good news is the iron infusion helped a lot. I've got more energy than I've had this decade (makes sense as it's been 'near dangerous' for that long), but no focus. It feels great though. Hope that means I can get back into retro game streaming soon!29 Apr 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm3bjjnw22phttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mjwgobsuuc27everything was fine, nothing unusual, they took a biopsy or two in my stomach and duodenum but that's it, so it was productively unproductive which is great20 Apr 2026 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwgobsuuc27https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mjvviqpcks2pI’m fine. The nurse asked how I was feeling and I just said “I feel…high” and they all had a good chuckle over that, I asked if they found anything and they said no and I just said “wow boring”, and I think I said “wheeeee” a few times20 Apr 2026 07:01 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvviqpcks2phttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mjvnhqvrmk2pI like that getting older gave me the ability to wander into unfamiliar places and blunder around without getting anxious other than being bothered by being unable to connect the dots in my own recollections lol but being chill at times like this is nice20 Apr 2026 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvnhqvrmk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mjvj4wlqvs2cSurgery in a few hours, I've completely blasted my ass out and all that comes out is green mist (I could only eat lime jelly), I'm like one of those wrestlers but it's sprayed from my asshole20 Apr 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvj4wlqvs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mjbmh5y3xk2othey already made a game about me getting surgery up my bumhole next week12 Apr 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjbmh5y3xk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3miv5lwfnrk2mI have to get a colonoscopy on the 20th, would any local friends be free on that afternoon to do an escort mission to/from the hospital (northside) since I'll be under anaesthetic? before I ask all the boomers on Facebook or DM anyone lol07 Apr 2026 06:28 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3miv5lwfnrk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mhq5hf3hqc22apparently I'm low on red blood cells so I'm probably going to need an iron infusion and a colonoscopy is it harassment if I stick some googly eyes onto my buttcheeks before I go in23 Mar 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhq5hf3hqc22https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mhq3mhhlr222been playing Elin, this fucking game man, I'm being mugged by crabs, I have alcoholic children, I cooked and ate roadkill, I delivered an engagement ring to a nun then got killed for singing badly, now there's a shit shortage but when I tried to shit I washed myself in the bowl (in a furniture shop)23 Mar 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhq3mhhlr222https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mh5lnc22g22junrelated to anything but I remember there was a brief period in the 90s where Win95 or Win98 DOS let you use '...' to go back three folders, or '....' to go back four, etc and that hasn't worked ever since XP in cmd.exe or Explorer, and I still fall for it every time lol16 Mar 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5lnc22g22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mh5lf2yox22jI've been sick for a month so I finally went to the doctors on Friday, gotta do some bloodwork, but uh...I think I caught something while there because it's in the city, so uh...I'm double sick...I think. Sorry for not doing anything for a long time...16 Mar 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5lf2yox22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mftapoawuk22I've had flu for over two weeks at this point so no stream again, at this point it's really beginning to wear me down...27 Feb 2026 08:03 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftapoawuk22https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mfl3b7ztis2bbrains are weird, my right foot hurty and my brain said "it's plantar fasciitis" and I had to google what that even meant but it's actually a good match of symptoms and it's interesting that was retained in my subconscious in such a vague way24 Feb 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfl3b7ztis2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mfbb2edofk2xcoming soon...the most anticipated gaming release of the year...Hat Trilogy20 Feb 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfbb2edofk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mfb4rfh6d22xgonna have a crack at replacing the toilet seat which is cracked before it takes a bite out of my crack20 Feb 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfb4rfh6d22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mf5k7ek4e22paccidentally said one of the seven dwarves was named Gassy earlier, whoops18 Feb 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5k7ek4e22phttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3meprwg6fnc2oBubsy later13 Feb 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meprwg6fnc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3menaxem5kc2xbig poop, bigger heart12 Feb 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3menaxem5kc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3melsh2ae6k2dWeird times. COMPLETELY accidentally found a declassified 69yo CIA report where my dad was the (blanked) informant about a Soviet ammo dump. Asked him about it without telling him what I found and he knew all about it...I don't know how I found this without looking for it...11 Feb 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3melsh2ae6k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mellvwxb6k2dI'm not particularly surprised, but despite how bad life has gotten, I actually have more energy and I'm achieving way more than I did for the entirety of 2025. Because having a specific scenario with rules and a goal - a real one, not one I invent - gives me focus and drive.11 Feb 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mellvwxb6k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3meiovq2wzc2tcan someone remind me to stream Bubsy on Friday lol, I'm not writing that on my calendar10 Feb 2026 09:52 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meiovq2wzc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3megx3c6wl22309 Feb 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3megx3c6wl223https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3me6hwi2sqk2jIn ~10 minutes about to go live playing Super Tempo for the first time! I'm looking forward to it!! And, in about 3 hours, Kung Fu Friday - come watch some cheesy 70s kung fu movies with us on a virtual plane trip you will never forget, and do kung fu themed bingo!!06 Feb 2026 08:21 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3me6hwi2sqk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3me6gsutw422jI'll stream very shortly, just waiting for my piece of shit GPU temperature to go down, which it might not because this was idle temperature06 Feb 2026 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3me6gsutw422jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3me3vtlf5wk2qgonna have to add a panopticon to my stream background05 Feb 2026 07:52 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3me3vtlf5wk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mdn4bmgqo22zGoing live right now, but, in one hour: Kung Fu Friday Returns! Gonna do some gaming to warm up but then we're gonna fire up MS Flight Sim, we're gonna get some kungers on, and we're gonna do some bingo! www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt https://www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt30 Jan 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdn4bmgqo22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mdmsqb5tm22rflyswatters comes in packs of two these days for some reason, so I put tape around one so that makes it heavier and I wield that in my main hand; I wield the other light, plastic one in my non-dominant hand for quick jabs, and I go into battle in a scorpion stance - I take swatting very seriously30 Jan 2026 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdmsqb5tm22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mcuu6bomoc2qThe latest update on the dad stuff: It's all lung cancer, no signs of prostate cancer. Chemo is out as is surgery, he's too old. We need more info to know how to progress. The cancer in the back may or may not be in the spine.20 Jan 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcuu6bomoc2q