https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mzhdvc37ys2sthere's always tradies blocking my driveway(s) because of the work next door/across the road but today's has a trailer so he has successfully blocked three driveways04 Nov 2026 02:51 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhdvc37ys2shttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mywrguxsus2wmaybe it's time to take the plunge28 Oct 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywrguxsus2whttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3myt4bhnyi22mteehee27 Oct 2026 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myt4bhnyi22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mygiafyyj22xa few times this year I've met up with different people and when leaving I say "see you next time!" then go "FUCK" a few seconds later when I realised I accidentally spelt out C-U-N-T22 Oct 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygiafyyj22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mxr5pgzyi22rit's interesting how the brain compresses data, it can remember something as complex as an image much easier than it can remember something simple as this line of text...whatever it does has to be doing it a way in order to make it easier to remember, ie compression, right? that's rad (i'm high af)13 Oct 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxr5pgzyi22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mxr5argrf22qyo why did that fuckin splenda gingerbread man have a scottish accent anyway? were they racist????????13 Oct 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxr5argrf22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mxoyqobf6s27I think if nothing else 3D graphics blessed the world with cool skeleton illustrations and animations12 Oct 2026 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxoyqobf6s27https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mxan4bwjck24I woke up in my sleep because I yelled "NO! DO NOT THROW DISKS AT BRYCE!" or something (Bryce was a sausage dog I think and someone was throwing floppy disks at them)06 Oct 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxan4bwjck24https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mx3otr7opc2bwhy is kerbside collection so messed up this time, nobody's pilfering from my pile, people have been adding to it overnight???? fuck off, I still have things I want to throw out!05 Oct 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3otr7opc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mwzforbklc2h04 Oct 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzforbklc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mwxtvcmb6c2sreading 45-50yo electronics magazines. I think this is an ad for radio and CB antennas03 Oct 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxtvcmb6c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mwqq5litzk2s30 Sep 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqq5litzk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mwp6z353f226still thinking about BIG-BOOB MUD MERMAID FOUND STARKERS ON OLD ISLAND30 Sep 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp6z353f226https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mwmqxwxhpc23I'm a weirdo29 Sep 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmqxwxhpc23https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mvxdupgnfc2t20 Sep 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvxdupgnfc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mv6dcekmnk2bPlaying MGS V again but I found a mod that lets you put in your own suffixes for soldier names10 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6dcekmnk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mupusrk5522lit's too hard to sleep with my neck locked into place04 Sep 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupusrk5522lhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mu5vl57sg22mhaving fun playing MGS4 again after nearly two decades (I think I last played it just short of the first anniversary) and I thought this was a soldier buggering another soldier but it's just a guy collapsed against a wall while a guy is crawling injured so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry28 Aug 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5vl57sg22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mtxlcfk2bk26was TRYING to clean up the laundry downstairs after gassing out the spiders earlier, somehow a cockroach survived but the second I exposed it a bigass lizard ran out and nommed it then ran away again, fuckin straya man26 Aug 2026 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxlcfk2bk26https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mtfzsqc3ac2qwhy can't I ever have a nice, quiet birthday where i don't get swamped with work19 Aug 2026 05:47 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfzsqc3ac2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mt33ey7j2c23I've been playing Assassin's Creed Rogue and this game is so hilariously broken and glitchy I wish I streamed it. I just captured a French fort and while the British soldiers were celebrating and hoisting their flag there was one British soldier surrendering to a French soldier in the background????14 Aug 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt33ey7j2c23https://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3msz7rnjkik2bdoomscrolling on temu while waiting for work and there's some great shit on there14 Aug 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz7rnjkik2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3msmmwcukcc2yI've been freaking out ever since I got an electricity bill for $3200, figured I did something fucking dumb and panicked a lot but now I've plugged one of those kWh calculators into the wall it doesn't add up by a long shot. There's no way one person can use 56 kWh daily. I'm fucking livid.09 Aug 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmmwcukcc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mrv6lpbqyk2mheard noises outside at 5am, thought it was probably a possum but it didn't sound like a tree so I thought I should look...just a guy rummaging through my trash with a torch. I feel bad because I startled him and there's jars of pickles and sauerkraut in there30 Jul 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv6lpbqyk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mrc674ic3s2l23 Jul 2026 06:05 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrc674ic3s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mr3yabuy6s2ocouldn't sleep, randomly thought "I haven't played Life Force on NES in like 30 years, let's do it", did it, accidentally beat it for the first time...still can't sleep20 Jul 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3yabuy6s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mqjfyntxxk2kPoopy choopy13 Jul 2026 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjfyntxxk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtygurt.bsky.social/post/3mpuxdtelcc2iI think about this all the time - I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language - duke nukem has tiddies - why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish - his secret codename in this game is blue martin - 💪😎🐬 FIN05 Jul 2026 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:fmnja7yo2rb4htbeeblsq3j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpuxdtelcc2i