Just your average cis white guy plodding through life.https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3mbccaoo3xc2kI would like to see a full comprehensive list of all the artists who canceled their shows at the Kennedy Center so I can buy all of their things. I hope everyone else does this, too.31 Dec 2025 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbccaoo3xc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lj77wi6i422bPolice said there was nothing suspicious about Michelle Trachtenberg's death so the family said they did not want an autopsy. I think that means she's Ferengi?28 Feb 2025 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj77wi6i422bhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3li5k4sqn3c2kMy wife said she wanted to celebrate Galentine's Day. I said "Isn't that for women who don't have a significant other they want to spend the day with?" She said "Yes."14 Feb 2025 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3li5k4sqn3c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3li2sxwxv2k2zThe first company that creates a computer assistant using Majel Barrett's voice and is activated by saying "Computer" will corner the damn market.13 Feb 2025 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3li2sxwxv2k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lhyroqy5qs2qHey @nytimes.com you got a lot of angry altar boys today.12 Feb 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhyroqy5qs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lhmepslxns2lAn ancient scroll buried in the Vesuvius eruption in AD 79 had its first word decoded. It is the word "Disgust". I didn't know ancient Romans ate kale.07 Feb 2025 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhmepslxns2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lhjlmzvsp22wProud of the high tech company I work for. Had a company meeting and somebody asked if our DEI policy would be changing. The answer was an emphatic "No". They reiterated that diversity was an integral part of the company and our culture.06 Feb 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhjlmzvsp22whttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lh5cbomoms2pYou never realize how often you bend over until you put your glasses in your chest pocket.01 Feb 2025 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5cbomoms2phttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lgou6gleac25My Premier League conspiracy theory is that Harvey Barnes and Jamie Vardy are two in a set of triplets with their brother Barney Jarves.27 Jan 2025 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgou6gleac25https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lfbawnrqxk22The house where AC/DC was founded and the Young brothers lived has been demolished. I'm guessing it was TNT.08 Jan 2025 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbawnrqxk22https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lfautimlyc22Sometimes I wonder if corporate execs use their product. Like, surely the J&J people must know by now that the little red string on Band-Aid wrappers does nothing.08 Jan 2025 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfautimlyc22https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lf45qne4ds2xI was proud of my daughter when she graduated college. But today she's giving her first lecture as a professor and I was almost in tears when she sent me a selfie on her way to the classroom.06 Jan 2025 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf45qne4ds2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lepr2j7ptc2mI accidentally just wrote 2026 on a check.01 Jan 2025 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lepr2j7ptc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lel4qqstfc2dSomehow the heroes on Queer Eye are always surprised when the fab five show up even though the camera people are already in their house.31 Dec 2024 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lel4qqstfc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lea6iuq4zc22When my wife is doing something and needs help, she doesn't say anything. If she doesn't need help she doesn't say anything. It is up to me to determine if by offering help I am being a condescending asshole or not offering to help I'm a heartless moron who can't see when someone else is struggling26 Dec 2024 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lea6iuq4zc22https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lea2esijzk2yYou cannot inflate something to make it flated. You cannot take something flated and deflate it. Flate is not a word.26 Dec 2024 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lea2esijzk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3le63fsh3mk27I've realized there is one traditionally masculine thing that I like to do and am unapologetic about. I really enjoy sitting at the head of a table surrounded by family and friends.25 Dec 2024 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3le63fsh3mk27https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3le3zsucdus2qI've stayed in shape over the years, but nothing makes you realize how old you are as looking in the mirror and seeing how much more sexy you look with your shirt on.25 Dec 2024 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3le3zsucdus2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3ldyot7k6os2aWhen I rule the world, all wrapping paper will be required to have graph lines on the back.23 Dec 2024 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldyot7k6os2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3ldoctbsvg22qThe oldest gorgonopsian was discovered on Mallorca. I don't know who first decided to look for fossils on a Mediterranean island, but that person is a genius. 🧪19 Dec 2024 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldoctbsvg22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3ld7hsk4m6k2gI know i'm old because taylor swift has surpassed drake as the most decorated billboard award winner and I can't hum a tune by either one of them.13 Dec 2024 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7hsk4m6k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3ld7fwn5ios2gGood Made granola bars are being recalled for having traces of metal. Well, yeah - granola is naturally 4% iron. It's like Velveeta being recalled for having traces of cheese.13 Dec 2024 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7fwn5ios2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3ld2pfunr4c23If anyone is looking for a job in personal security, you can pretty much name your price right now.11 Dec 2024 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2pfunr4c23https://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lcgaxsssdk2tI'm not sure what freaks me out more: The fact that we are closer to the time of T-Rex than stegosauruses were, or that the release of The Police's last album, Synchronicity, is closer to WWII than today.03 Dec 2024 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgaxsssdk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/caraconejo.bsky.social/post/3lcdf6n4f7k2tVolkswagen workers are going on strike across germany, leaving germans to wonder where they will buy their shitty cars.02 Dec 2024 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:fn4vqp3o7gmirtno3o5spbds/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdf6n4f7k2t