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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am Sam. Owner of All Sports Scene. Professional idiot.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social</link><title>@samreeves.bsky.social - Sam Reeves</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3maqqys77sc26</link><description>Fart poop pee pee</description><pubDate>24 Dec 2025 17:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqqys77sc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3lzjkov6zik2m</link><description>TODAY’S RAPTURE POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN&#xA;&#xA;Today’s Rapture has been postponed due to rain. The Rapture will be made up as part of a split doubleheader tomorrow. Christians with tickets to the first rapture may attend the second Rapture if the first Rapture was unsuccessful.</description><pubDate>23 Sep 2025 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjkov6zik2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3lzhu74n42k2l</link><description>Rapture? The dinosaurs who ate Arnold and Muldoon at Jurassic Park? Doesn&#39;t sound like a great idea.</description><pubDate>23 Sep 2025 02:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhu74n42k2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3lusv64p5w22i</link><description>In case it hasn&#39;t made it over here, Luis Robert Jr isn&#39;t being traded. He has pee pee tightness.</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2025 20:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lusv64p5w22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3lui5cv5htc2j</link><description>Bring it on, @thedevil.bsky.social.</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2025 13:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lui5cv5htc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3lui5bhz6zs2j</link><description>My first order of business is to re-acquire Andrew Vaughn and give him a $1 billion contract deferred over 92 years.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2025 13:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lui5bhz6zs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/samreeves.bsky.social/post/3ltp3dapdmk2k</link><description>I’m pretty sure ESPN got control of the weather machines and they’re trying to make sure the ‘05 World Series is never celebrated again.</description><pubDate>11 Jul 2025 14:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:foj2w7xcug5siupy5mtesdnc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltp3dapdmk2k</guid></item></channel></rss>