Video store clerk of the internet. Horror, philosophy, film, politics, punk, gaming, satire, comedy, comics, cocktails, & the kitschy keen.https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mis2fjygys2lEvery social gathering lately seems to turn into people speculating about why I’m single. It’s something I live with everyday. I don’t need a committee deciding why I’m unappealing. Plenty of people still die alone. We just hear less about them because they leave no legacy. Happy Easter?06 Apr 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mis2fjygys2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3miatkmp2e22nFor those of you wondering why I’ve been a little absent from Bluesky, I recently got hired to help program movie screenings and events, and to be part of the effort to rehabilitate and restore a historic theatre in my town that has been around since 1938. It's been a lot of work but very rewarding.30 Mar 2026 04:35 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3miatkmp2e22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mecwpjsh7c2wRewatching Schitt’s Creek and suddenly it hit me: ever since I moved from SoCal to a small Midwestern town, this is 100% how the locals probably see me.08 Feb 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mecwpjsh7c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mect6fobjs23Watching this because I genuinely didn't know it existed until today.08 Feb 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mect6fobjs23https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mdyt3oe4522bcurrently:04 Feb 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdyt3oe4522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mdnxitxcnc26Well this sucks and was super unexpected.30 Jan 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdnxitxcnc26https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3mdei766vzs27Do Noem next. And definitely don't stop there.27 Jan 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdei766vzs27https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m5q2pjnxyk2sI just think he's neat.16 Nov 2025 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5q2pjnxyk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m5fmjnpjcs2a12 Nov 2025 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5fmjnpjcs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m57lrqlhbs2lLethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard. Y'all aren't ready for that yet though.09 Nov 2025 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m57lrqlhbs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m55n2zb24k2d08 Nov 2025 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55n2zb24k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4xvd5o2xs23I practice positive affirmations every day as part of my therapy, but when I tell myself “I’m deserving of love,” shouldn’t some part of me actually believe it? 😅06 Nov 2025 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4xvd5o2xs23https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4wfifiizk25Sometimes just being a chill and calm person will throw people into fits of anger unlike I've witnessed in years.06 Nov 2025 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4wfifiizk25https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4ths6qovs2wNot crazy about today. https://media.tenor.com/OjCKTAVSvz8AAAAC/schitt%27s-creek-david-rose.gif?hh=480&ww=48004 Nov 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ths6qovs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4tbsfcess2iFound this. Anybody know the origin?04 Nov 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tbsfcess2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4lsjp6smk2qWatching Yorgos' remake of Save the Green Planet01 Nov 2025 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4lsjp6smk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4kfaz6st22mHappy November!01 Nov 2025 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4kfaz6st22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4kbspsym22yWelcome to Derry's Opening Credits are *chef's kiss* https://youtu.be/qwTop2qs1tE?si=ooHZmae2G9pQacD301 Nov 2025 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4kbspsym22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4ixjr5nds2z 🎃💀31 Oct 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ixjr5nds2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4iucqogjk2jHappy Halloween! Costume for the day.31 Oct 2025 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4iucqogjk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m4irkr7v522bHappy Halloween! 🎃👻31 Oct 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4irkr7v522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m47t7fl4tc2hLENNY! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE HUSBAND, LENNY! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!?28 Oct 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47t7fl4tc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m47rfkt3v225Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!28 Oct 2025 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47rfkt3v225https://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m3vtufogvc2cJust hoping I don't spend Christmas alone again this year.24 Oct 2025 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vtufogvc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m3odtrblzs2o“I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.” ― Jonathan Safran Foer21 Oct 2025 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3odtrblzs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m3izcy4cik2hSaw this tonight. The sound system in the theater was very weird where the music track was super low and the audio was really high. Don't think the movie was supposed to be presented that way. That being said, 6/10.19 Oct 2025 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3izcy4cik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m3fg7ndiek2zThis new guy named Mark arrived today and I said "Oh Hi Mark." He didn't get what I was referencing. https://media.tenor.com/dNiWJz0IBc8AAAAC/tommy-wiseau-fed-up.gif?hh=150&ww=26817 Oct 2025 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3fg7ndiek2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cordisbored.bsky.social/post/3m327erxp722rI read 4 books this month which is rare. #booksky13 Oct 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:fov2mwbvts6ozvps5ou4avpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3m327erxp722r