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Tô sem reação desde que soube a notícia, só tenho a dizer Viva Paola Costa!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 11:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mll6qffxp22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mll65avwjk2r</link><description>💔</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 11:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mll65avwjk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mlkf5srk4s2m</link><pubDate>11 May 2026 03:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkf5srk4s2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mlkcdg3pok2m</link><description>O fato dela ter sido uma das nossas me adoece</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 03:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkcdg3pok2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mlk4ojh2gs2h</link><description>Sidney Sweeney</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 01:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk4ojh2gs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mljqjxcez224</link><description>Ator John Hamm</description><pubDate>10 May 2026 21:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljqjxcez224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mljq4mcb2k24</link><description>Passando por problemas que só o Jacob Elordi com mastro em riste poderia resolver</description><pubDate>10 May 2026 21:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fqiatejd2mv34wztyh2euto7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljq4mcb2k24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jairme.bsky.social/post/3mlj5awwerk2e</link><description>O erro na história da charge na Folha não foi da chargista mesmo, e sim da falta de edição. 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