Written by Mega, writer is 25.https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgdk7tl6vk25“I just want it to be clear: my double refuses to tip. And if there’s no way to not tip she tips the lowest possible amount.”05 Mar 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdk7tl6vk25https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbhhd5hg22zYOU DO IT EVERY TIME AND DONT EVEN FIX IT [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Mar 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbhhd5hg22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbgvpvmps27And you always only tip a singular dollar on deliveries [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Mar 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbgvpvmps27https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbghiuzbc2zYou know those free library things? I’ve never seen you put anything in them! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Mar 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbghiuzbc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbgbppj2k2r… bitch I’ve litterally seen you just take the Aldi grocery carts [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Mar 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbgbppj2k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbg2eemrk2tHey I’m not evil, just a little silly [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Mar 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbg2eemrk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3mgbfixqv6s2mShe’s back, she never left04 Mar 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbfixqv6s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3meoh3bn5hs2t“Hm”12 Feb 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoh3bn5hs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4eorgp6nc2eIs she afraid now? She even got dressed up for the occasion [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2025 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4eorgp6nc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4e62zb6l22t [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Oct 2025 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4e62zb6l22thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c52ktqjc2tJust a reminder that death had been funding alt clothing got a while Granted she’s literally in jeans and a tank top but it’s the thought that counts28 Oct 2025 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c52ktqjc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c4iga2pk2tDamn death hasn’t been kissed in a bit- “Number 2 where art thou?”28 Oct 2025 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c4iga2pk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c4e6nwfk2tSounds like a lot of work when kidneys would help in that situation- [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2025 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c4e6nwfk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c47vncrs2t🦇I have a muse28 Oct 2025 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c47vncrs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c43vaxyc2tOh no she just wanted to try it, weird craving [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2025 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c43vaxyc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c35xi7ak2tLook compared to her usual diet of chick, cheese, and fries this is slightly better28 Oct 2025 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c35xi7ak2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c2ywbutk2tAnd three handfuls of cheese Look she wants to be stuffed and fucked up… phrasing… [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2025 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c2ywbutk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c2on72j22vShe’s going to commit crimes against the culinary gods, because she has free will She’s pouring sweet baby rays barbecue sauce into a drained bowl of ramen before adding the seasoning packet28 Oct 2025 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c2on72j22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c2ccedxk2vWhat if death just gives you a quick peck A smooch Maybe h*ld your h*nd28 Oct 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c2ccedxk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m4c246m3vs2cShe’s alive28 Oct 2025 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c246m3vs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m2pov7ebt224“In my restless dreams I see that town, Wichita.” Death, babygirl, you moronic goober, it’s Silent Hill08 Oct 2025 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2pov7ebt224https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3m266hmvtds26She is beauty she is grace, she won’t sit on your face01 Oct 2025 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3m266hmvtds26https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3lzgz7w4lys2sSlowly raises hand [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzgz7w4lys2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3lzgz73aubs2s“Death squared is a girl kisser”22 Sep 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzgz73aubs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3lzg725335s2222 Sep 2025 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzg725335s22https://bsky.app/profile/ofendlessdeath.bsky.social/post/3lzfha65qpk22If two deaths are doing seductive Sunday it causes a singularity event, that’s how we got power rangers mega force and super mega force22 Sep 2025 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:fqqam4amdejao6adv3kw4i6f/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzfha65qpk22