@invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social - Invisible Squirrel

17 May 2026 10:59 +0000

New album coming out in the next few weeks after over a year of hibernation. It is crunchy a f and will please those who like their beats BIG. Hat tips to Spiritualised, Pink Floyd, Mulatu Astatke, Hybrid and Chemical Brothers. https://media.tenor.com/NSK5agDwwoUAAAAC/electrocuted-burned.gif?hh=356&ww=498

01 Apr 2026 22:16 +0000

Dear Mr Putin and Netanyahu. Please can you just release the covert footage of Trump paedophilia from the late 90’s because I can’t be arsed panic buying a full tank of Unleaded at Tescos.

29 Mar 2026 16:07 +0000

I can’t claim to be much of a success on Apple Music tbh, but Apple Music For Artists told me today that this track got shazam’d in Maputo, Mozambique last week and that shit fills me with curious joy https://music.apple.com/gb/album/nebula-asian-hornet/1757608473?i=1757608479

14 Mar 2026 06:50 +0000

Personally, I’m not worried one bit that these Palantir people are planning for a barely inhabited hellscape-world that will be like a futuristic version of Medieval Europe, because I’m gonna 3D print myself a mace and shield and buy food with crypto-farthings!

01 Jul 2025 06:05 +0000

Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.

25 Feb 2026 07:46 +0000

Here’s a remix I did that never got released. Which was a shame. https://on.soundcloud.com/Sghwh243jl6w4Gm5Cs https://soundcloud.com/joe-adhemar/monkeyjar/s-2VGqVMdbss3

03 Jan 2026 11:42 +0000

Seems an overreach just to distract us all from being exposed as a chode-wielding nonce if you ask me #Venezuala

31 Dec 2025 11:04 +0000

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31 Dec 2025 10:57 +0000

Thank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.

31 Dec 2025 10:36 +0000

The crowd at the World Darts Championship keep singing (to the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker!” and I hope Keir is watching because I reckon he likes White Stripes. He was very impressed when they sang “Oh Jeremy Corbyn!” At Glastonbury too as we all know. He loved Jeremy.

05 Dec 2024 09:19 +0000

Whilst I do appreciate King Wenceslas last looked out a long time ago, when do we get to celebrate the feast of Steven again? I’d love a good meal to celebrate ALL Steves. Although, fair play to Wenceslas: his prediction about snow on roundabouts was prescient

18 Dec 2025 08:12 +0000

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18 Dec 2025 08:06 +0000

I think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was

13 Dec 2025 13:28 +0000

I appreciate making it into these two reprobate’s top 100 tunes of 2025. Cheers lads. And thanks to @lewca.co.uk for the cameo vocal! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

12 Dec 2025 06:26 +0000

Not many people know this but the phrase ‘Gianni Infantino’ in Italian means ‘oversized toddler’. Another fact you will soon hear is that ticket sales to the FIFA World Cup next year, will be historically low because of ANTIFA hackers. I just read about it on Facebook

20 Nov 2025 07:35 +0000

Yes Terry. These soon-to-be trillionaires will definitely make sure their AI doesn’t become malevolently power hungry at the expense of humans and ultimately treat us like insects. Definitely not. You need to chill out mate. I mean…look at Musk, Theil etc. Lovely guys

22 Oct 2025 14:27 +0000

I reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. https://open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6o6k5hpOjxf3pFNDx?si=m3J7KLjkRg2hogm_LOnWew&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A0yzRDAvXmljxvWBTDmO8ck

26 Sep 2025 10:21 +0000

Gutted to see my album “Chief and McMurphy” has been pulled from all stream platforms this week by my distributor. In July a ‘promotion’ streaming company thought I’d be happy if they fake streamed one track for a couple of days. I wasn’t. I told Spotify. They removed the 1600 streams.(1/3)

15 Sep 2025 08:42 +0000

I’m now treating this platform as a place where AI bots are scraping my ‘opinions’ into a database so radicalised child soldiers wearing face masks can ask CHAT GPT whether I should be ‘disappeared’ to a rendition centre in Kettering in 2029. Sorry kid, I’m no threat, but here…have some runner beans

03 Sep 2025 08:52 +0000

Kunafa offers a discrete service or needs schooling on their use of apostrophes. #KualaLumpur

03 Sep 2025 03:08 +0000

I appreciate the Dutch are pioneers in liberal counterculture but then I eat Gouda or Edam and I think ‘Fuck these people’

22 Jul 2025 14:24 +0000

On Aug 14th 2022, I was proud as a Squirrel can be, when they featured my album on @bandcamp.com Daily. “Psychedelic electronic music that conjures other worlds in it’s springy, playful grooves” Check it out here ⬇️ https://invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/chief-and-mcmurphy

18 Jul 2025 19:13 +0000

I had to block some random guy who was into 3D printing who took umbrage at this. I reckon he still lived with his Mum. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

11 Jul 2025 19:28 +0000

I bet you didn’t know I did classical music. Called this track ‘Cantona’ cos I thought the piece sounded like another famous Erik. It ends my 7th DJ mix album. invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/cantona https://invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/cantona

05 Jul 2025 06:57 +0000

Just had a track from an album 4 years ago get placed randomly on a couple of 🤖 playlists, sending my Spotify statistics through the roof. I am quite comfortable to admit that my usual number of monthly listeners is <100. It could be malicious. It could be PR companies trying to impress me.

01 Jul 2025 20:53 +0000

My advice is to buy a chest freezer, a sleeping bag, a power drill and a snorkel