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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Twenty-thousand years of this; seven more to go.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social</link><title>@randyatrandom.bsky.social - Randy At Random</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3mlumloerqc27</link><description>Dear god.&#xA;&#xA;This is like 9/11 for people who like good music and adults.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 05:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:frmg2z3rt23ta4ca73and7z7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlumloerqc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3mli2sihdhc2k</link><description>Welcome to the life of a Tool fan who isn’t completely up Maynard’s/their own ass.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 May 2026 05:49 +0000</pubDate><guid 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What? What is that about?”&#xA;&#xA;The way these podcast bro dipshits keep trying and failing to convince us they were never gleefully swallowing the entirety of Trump’s little pink piglet.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 19:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:frmg2z3rt23ta4ca73and7z7/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwibbuq6k2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3miut6vvjz22i</link><description>CM Punk’s opening promo has yet to be uploaded to WWE’s YouTube page, and I think it’s pretty obvious why.&#xA;&#xA;#WWERaw</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 03:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:frmg2z3rt23ta4ca73and7z7/app.bsky.feed.post/3miut6vvjz22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3mitvcm23bk2o</link><description>Color me shocked he thinks he’s currently still living in the ‘90s.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2026 18:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:frmg2z3rt23ta4ca73and7z7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitvcm23bk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3mirjpvy32s22</link><description>They’re gonna let him launch the nukes from his death bed on some Make a Wish kid shit.</description><pubDate>05 Apr 2026 19:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:frmg2z3rt23ta4ca73and7z7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirjpvy32s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/randyatrandom.bsky.social/post/3mipyzyzs322b</link><description>I don’t want Trump dying anywhere near a religious holiday. 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