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Creative Karmastry shenanigans, food and arcades are my vibe.&#xA;&#xA;My spawn code is 9.04.1976 Ad Astra in nerd speak.&#xA;&#xA;Y&#39;all better check THIS @fluxdestiny.bsky.social</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social</link><title>@iamluckyluca.bsky.social - Lucas Haake</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lqbg5xvvds2x</link><description>Apparently they arrested a dwarf who was a member of the fortune telling club the other day but he broke free 😶&#xA;&#xA;Now there&#39;s a small medium at large 🤣</description><pubDate>29 May 2025 00:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqbg5xvvds2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lq42echbes2x</link><description>10 y/o me had an appetite for destruction for a while. i chose to untie everyone&#39;s shoelaces for 3 weeks 😈</description><pubDate>26 May 2025 20:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq42echbes2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpy4lyq4pc2k</link><description>Bless the dinosaur that died and became fossil fuel turned petrol for the car that took a lady to the hospital to give birth to whoever invented milkshakes 🥛👋</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 07:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpy4lyq4pc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpuptzrmds2p</link><description>You know when i signed up for a film shooting project i didn&#39;t subject myself into becoming a test dummy for a broken flux destiny filled with hurricanes and storms 😫&#xA;&#xA;at least the food was great though 😙</description><pubDate>23 May 2025 22:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpuptzrmds2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpnae7zerk2c</link><description>Look, i get that quantum karmastry is a little misunderstood, but tell me there&#39;s more to a suspicion than the &#39;quantums were acting dodgy&#34; 😑</description><pubDate>20 May 2025 23:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpnae7zerk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpfrrsdfzc2j</link><description>Life is like spaghetti, it&#39;s hard until you make it 🥴</description><pubDate>18 May 2025 00:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfrrsdfzc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpddjih5n22z</link><description>I trust my friends to not hit me with ranged attacks during combat training because friendly fire can&#39;t hurt 😊</description><pubDate>17 May 2025 00:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpddjih5n22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lpakh6jjrc2c</link><description>I don&#39;t like traveling with holy people. They are just too goddamned good.</description><pubDate>15 May 2025 22:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpakh6jjrc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lp672bvr2s2v</link><description>My parents said i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want 🥰 &#xA;&#xA;Most of the time at least 😔</description><pubDate>14 May 2025 23:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp672bvr2s2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lp3q3z4hdk2p</link><description>A ceo of a furniture company just became a prime minister of fortuna.&#xA;&#xA;His first task was to assemble a cabinet.&#xA;🤣🤣🤣</description><pubDate>14 May 2025 00:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp3q3z4hdk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3loz77o2m4c2i</link><description>The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. thankfully i&#39;m a knight in shining armor and ready to fend them off for anyone free of charge 😁</description><pubDate>13 May 2025 00:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3loz77o2m4c2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lowgusxdyk22</link><description>After going through a bunch of classical literature on my spare time i&#39;ve decided to revive the concept of the true knighthood all by myself. 😤&#xA;&#xA;This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄</description><pubDate>11 May 2025 21:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowgusxdyk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lou3gwsuxs2r</link><description>Petition to bring back &#39;huzzah&#39; when things go your way and &#39;alas&#39; when things don&#39;t 🥰</description><pubDate>10 May 2025 23:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lou3gwsuxs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3lornfyprvk2l</link><description>I just realized the other day that valor has the funkiest city names out there. i bet somewhere out there is a town called &#39;Ohmygod&#39; 😆</description><pubDate>10 May 2025 00:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:fthbab45dbxamdiqlhhpfp5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3lornfyprvk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/iamluckyluca.bsky.social/post/3loono5cdyc2a</link><description>Guys how do i battle a ghost?&#xA;&#xA;Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that&#39;s not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 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