✨Glitter Critter from the Sunshine State✨ Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires Unofficially sponsored by Malorthttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lwws2i7yt22uI buy myself flowers regularly and for no reason so that I’m not impressed when someone’s son does it once a year and because they feel obligated.21 Aug 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwws2i7yt22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3ltycg325fk2vThe voices in my head can be so, so mean. Gentle reminders to talk to myself better.15 Jul 2025 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltycg325fk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lqydrnboyc2aHe’s out talking to other girl’s and I’m trying not to cry at work. Sick 🤘07 Jun 2025 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqydrnboyc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lpgbvfgytk2rDouse me in 151 and throw some cinnamon on me - I’m ready to go.18 May 2025 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpgbvfgytk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lox67mxbsc2p“Oh I love this song” hits different in a gay bar12 May 2025 04:49 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lox67mxbsc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3losazsls4s2oCheetos, chocolate, bridgerton 💯10 May 2025 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3losazsls4s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lorfty4bgk23Does anyone else feel like they’re getting dunked on right now? I feel like life is dunking my ass right now. What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok. This will pass, it’ll be alright.09 May 2025 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lorfty4bgk23https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3loiy2um3zs23The pure joy when you finally find a hair product & routine that works for your hair type 😌 Blessed be castor oil06 May 2025 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3loiy2um3zs23https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnxtvfqd5c2zIf you ever want a reality check on how lucky you are for the family & loved ones you have - go meet the family that abandoned you lololololololol29 Apr 2025 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnxtvfqd5c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnpfh7lxi22aI haven’t felt like I’ve had a comfortable space to rehearse in months. I’m bless with a pretty spacious costume room - but I feel really out of touch with moving my body. It’s also hurting A LOT more - my bones are angry. I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing26 Apr 2025 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnpfh7lxi22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnpfdub3hk2aI felt myself go, “ok I’m ready to start more burlesque again” and I booked myself for a couple shows. I then looked at my old ass costumes and said, naw, go lock yourself in your costume room for a few months. I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️26 Apr 2025 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnpfdub3hk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnmogvi2w22vWent to put on my cowboy boots and found them stuffed full of condoms. I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about. #rocknrollbaby25 Apr 2025 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnmogvi2w22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnkeanyii22cEven Beyoncé has a butthole24 Apr 2025 09:07 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnkeanyii22chttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lnk5x2oiwc2wMy body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river24 Apr 2025 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnk5x2oiwc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3ln6mvuzigk2fI’m feeling very defeated today. I just wanna go to the woods again19 Apr 2025 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6mvuzigk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lmupeqpkvs2eDEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com 🎉🎊🥂15 Apr 2025 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmupeqpkvs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lmnkunvsms2mLook out world I feel the audacity flowing through my veins today12 Apr 2025 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnkunvsms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lkcwhlyrt22bI am fueled by spite, cold brew, and cliff bars.14 Mar 2025 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkcwhlyrt22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lkcwg2n4yk2bI have been working really hard lately someone please pat my head & tell me good job / that I look pretty14 Mar 2025 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkcwg2n4yk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3ljirowdbo22t Cool thing I did today - partnered with Jax Period Pantry! They work to provide free menstrual products and have these cute lil pantries set up all over Jacksonville. For burlesque bingo we’ll be donating a portion of our proceeds - my goal is to stock one of their pantries from this event!03 Mar 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljirowdbo22thttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3ljim6brulk2tI set up an automation on my phone to say “Harder Please” every time I plug it in but now my charging port is broken, so while hooked up to my Bluetooth speaker on full blast Siri just yelled “Harder Please” 20 times in a row. My poor neighbors 😅03 Mar 2025 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljim6brulk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lipsvbf7ms27I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏21 Feb 2025 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipsvbf7ms27https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3li75da3zac2t15 Feb 2025 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3li75da3zac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3li2hha7gic24A few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for some “face lotion” I told him to help himself to one of three moisturizers in the bathroom. I rotate through them but there’s one I haven’t touched in awhile. opened it tonight and it’s been very obviously used by him I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!13 Feb 2025 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3li2hha7gic24https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhy2uhd6fs2hI loved the halftime show. I’ve watched it so many times since. It was a really rad reminder to me of why I’ve always loved art. The symbolism, it was such a blatant protest of what’s been happening and currently is America. Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating12 Feb 2025 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhy2uhd6fs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhsoeykeq22tKendrick Lamar made history this month! 100000/10 I don’t feel proud to be American very often anymore, but this is a rare moment I do. Looks to me that NOLA did a great job hosting the Supberb Owl ♥️♥️♥️10 Feb 2025 07:59 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhsoeykeq22thttps://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhqbdzpg5s2609 Feb 2025 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhqbdzpg5s26https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhgfanxikc23🚨MOM IS IN THE GREEN ROOM🚨 Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔05 Feb 2025 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhgfanxikc23https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhdayj5wds23Today’s vibes Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good. Life is nice in the moment.04 Feb 2025 04:49 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhdayj5wds23https://bsky.app/profile/missparkerpresents.bsky.social/post/3lhchvhcmrs2uReminder to treat yo self and find joy where you can03 Feb 2025 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:ful5ea4oddbdzfbn4axvpwz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhchvhcmrs2u