Not totally useless, but not far off. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mvr4odtzls2oWon 4 tickets to the dance party I'm going to tomorrow. Was able to make some friends very happy 😁💃🎉18 Sep 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvr4odtzls2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mvpjyzfvi22uI'm so excited about my long weekend in Sydney 🥳🥳🥳17 Sep 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpjyzfvi22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mvfbvmkiyk2cFinn update13 Sep 2026 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfbvmkiyk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mvakeiof3k25Here comes trouble 😬11 Sep 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvakeiof3k25https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mvaawf4vpc2qMade stir fry for dinner My sister: "This is as good as Chinese takeaway" Me: "It's the MSG" Cleaning up after dinner, she farts. Me: "Did you just fart?!" Her: "It's the MSG" 💀💀💀💀11 Sep 2026 09:29 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaawf4vpc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3muvwujaigk2iI've just been hate crimed. My sister served me a glass of room temperature Rosé. Now I've gotta have ice in my wine 🤬07 Sep 2026 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvwujaigk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3musxk7ham22yTime to drive home 😢06 Sep 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3musxk7ham22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3muqy2rjbis2fFinn and Snickers update (waiting for me to get home tomorrow)05 Sep 2026 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqy2rjbis2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3munq3lq4xc2iLouis update04 Sep 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3munq3lq4xc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3munhzz5xck2nAfter being told by govt Fair Entitlements Guarantee I wasn't entitled to a redundancy payment from my old job, they paid me less than half what I was expecting. I just woke to email advising they've decided to pay me everything and I'll get more than double what I've been paid🥳03 Sep 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3munhzz5xck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mujutxx3j22vTwo queens 😍02 Sep 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujutxx3j22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3muji6ro5rs2230° tomorrow! 🥳🥳🥳02 Sep 2026 08:08 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muji6ro5rs22https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mue2uqtqwk27Goodbye winter!31 Aug 2026 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mue2uqtqwk27https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mu7uq2lvrk2lThe male G spot should be renamed 'America', because it's in deep shit.29 Aug 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7uq2lvrk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mu7ukc3ehk2lLouis update29 Aug 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7ukc3ehk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mu3xywirls2hThank fuck it's Friday.27 Aug 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3xywirls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mty3zg64qc2sFinn update26 Aug 2026 10:15 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mty3zg64qc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtpxtfy74k26Finn's first ride in the new car 😁23 Aug 2026 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpxtfy74k26https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtl4ku2nrk2yA plane, a train, and a bus, now I finally have my new car 🥳21 Aug 2026 06:20 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtl4ku2nrk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtkcjsehb22aHello, Shitney 👋20 Aug 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkcjsehb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtk3dbczj22cAt the airport. That means I can drink, right?20 Aug 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk3dbczj22chttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mti2zxoyp223Dr's scales say I'm 5kg lighter than my scales at home. That's a win!20 Aug 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti2zxoyp223https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtgkk4q6es2x@msannethrope.bsky.social Omg yay, so fabulous to see you!19 Aug 2026 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgkk4q6es2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtfzduzcl22qIt's time to ban sportsball for good.19 Aug 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfzduzcl22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mtbhqdw7gk22Finn update17 Aug 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbhqdw7gk22https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mt3psffnqk26My friend's sister is a prison guard where Erin Patterson is in gaol. She had to do a cavity search on her and Erin was complaining about it. When she got to her lady garden she says to Erin "Not mushroom in there, is there?"15 Aug 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3psffnqk26https://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3mt3kihmhsc2uWHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ALCOHOL AT A MUSLIM WEDDING?!15 Aug 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3kihmhsc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3msxbros4gk2vWho's having wine?! https://youtu.be/j8NUe5OImjc?si=2WdbqPCn1MP3g2E113 Aug 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxbros4gk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrfantapants.bsky.social/post/3msx7pmsmpc2vWine with @waz.bsky.social and @essjayel.bsky.social Cheers, cunts! 🍷13 Aug 2026 08:23 +0000at://did:plc:fvdmi7twwc576psso3minkiy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msx7pmsmpc2v