preparing for the end of the world* (when Elon starts charging everyone a monthly fee)https://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3muug23heyc2egot my shit rocked [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muug23heyc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3muberemilc2aat a wedding, asked for Bailey’s on the rocks, bartender said “sure thing” and gave me Maker’s Mark on the rocks, AMA30 Aug 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muberemilc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mtu3zhmwbc2cordered more BG3 pins and got a free mini print but it’s Astarion24 Aug 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu3zhmwbc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mtjds52gpc2flove that panel20 Aug 2026 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjds52gpc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mtfm23viis2mshe got my ass I’m afraid19 Aug 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfm23viis2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mtcir76egc2xYes… Ha ha ha… Yes!17 Aug 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcir76egc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mt3toybhhc23be so for real right now15 Aug 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3toybhhc23https://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3msjlsxqrqs2nAlyssa Wong back on Overwatch used to pray for days like these [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Aug 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjlsxqrqs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3msc3hk7c6k2kI can’t believe that the plot of Brand New Day is just Sadie Sink trying to find this Pokemon Card04 Aug 2026 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msc3hk7c6k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mrghmxlkjs2wyou know with Jabba they’d often toss in like Salacious B. Crumb as a pack in, but not with Rotta. He’s his own figure. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrghmxlkjs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mqxlhvyh622lSo I heard it’s important to have a variety of colors on your plate19 Jul 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxlhvyh622lhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mquwwq7xg22janyone else immediately think of @infinata.bsky.social watching Jeopardy tonight17 Jul 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquwwq7xg22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mqufwvomc22rcan we be so for real right now17 Jul 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqufwvomc22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mqcuznexbs2ldo you know how hard it is to be your own man when your father is in a jabba the hutt costume [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcuznexbs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mq2tjydetk2gI really fondly remember going to Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination in Boston back in the day so very excited to have another exhibit following in its footsteps [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2tjydetk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mpyfxmoz222xStill have my original starter babyyyy, wish I had the good sense to keep my first Charmander but still glad I have my first Bulbasaur and Pikachu too [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyfxmoz222xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3movfghshik2esorta amused that for all the (well deserved) hype I saw for this set over here that it’s still in stock on Pulse and the ARC Trooper cloneslop three pack has already sold out lmao [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jun 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3movfghshik2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3motdyyz65s24it’s summertime babyyyyyyyy21 Jun 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3motdyyz65s24https://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mnzrfue2vs2uFidough is one of the greatest Pokemon names of all time and I can only hope I am doing it justice with my shiny’s nickname11 Jun 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzrfue2vs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mnmwwqf6oc2ysomeone was giving away a Detolf for free on Facebook and you know I had to do it to em, don’t even matter if I don’t know where it’s going if someone’s giving away the GOAT IKEA display case you take it06 Jun 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnmwwqf6oc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mmyk5dnguk2vI never even considered how hard it would be to be your own man when your father is Jabba the Hutt. Maybe I’m a bad person29 May 2026 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmyk5dnguk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mmn6vlfe222vBosston [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 May 2026 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmn6vlfe222vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mmn2rncsuc2t2nd row from the back but here we go [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmn2rncsuc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mmjvoxxrjk2zJanek Sunber and Amanin Comic Pack stocks are UP23 May 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmjvoxxrjk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mmh55y42422zjon favreau orders me to take off my xwing pilot helmet & im wearing my cowboy hat underneath it. everyone in the audience groans at my shit22 May 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmh55y42422zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3ml7rlgixqc2vwelp my girlfriend and I were in before the queue started and by the time she was through 4 days and Saturdays were gone, and by the time I was Friday was too, what a fuckin joke06 May 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7rlgixqc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3ml7gipud6s25My little Celebration queue walky guy just moved for the first time, I finally get how my brother felt when my niece started walking06 May 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7gipud6s25https://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mkt7xh6gd22vguess who just met his favorite football player growing up, Vince’s a legend and the nicest dude01 May 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt7xh6gd22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mkly7x4ick27color is off from the book I suppose but fairly happy with the latest baking attempt29 Apr 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkly7x4ick27https://bsky.app/profile/theheftyg.bsky.social/post/3mkjauevw5s24wild27 Apr 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:fwptpdoswj6tpfeebso4huc6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjauevw5s24