We thank the voters for naming us the winner of the “Best Sports Humor Site 2023-2027”https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3myxz5ehsd22jBefore the #Knicks rallied last night to beat the #Pistons, did ex-#NYK coach #TomThibodeau buffs launch a petition drive in #MSG to return Thibs to office and bump into #LSU coach #LaneKiffin’s personal #AI and stylist with their own petition, claiming #CoachK can handle both jobs at once? #wow29 Oct 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxz5ehsd22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mxumgr2iqs27#True? After being out-coached in #LSU’s loss to #Kentucky, did a swanky #yacht carrying #LaneKiffin’s interior decorator and sous chef just secretly dock in #Tallahassee to check out the team + the town vibes? When asked to verify the rumor, did #AI suddenly get laryngitis + called in sick? #huh?14 Oct 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxumgr2iqs27https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mwvpzpzguk2eIs it true #LSU #Tigers coach #LaneKiffin sent his senior interior decorator to sneak into #Chargers coach #JimHarbaugh’s office to see if they needed to change the drapes after the job switch? Did the decorator use Lane’s personal #AI and flew to #SanDiego instead of #LAX and the plan failed? #Wow02 Oct 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvpzpzguk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3muxge3umfk2i#2026 has been tough on #TikTok bloggers and #AI buffs who worship possible icons. #GregSchiano’s #Rutgers team lost to #UMass, #golf’s #TeamUSA bungled the final matches and gave away the #WalkerCup to #GBI and ex-#Knicks coach #TomThibodeau watched #MikeBrown lead the #NYK to the #NBA title. #wow07 Sep 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxge3umfk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mtmwkrleuk2pWith how they’ve been playing recently and the final NL Wild Card slot coming into view, did the #Dodgers #Yankees and #Brewers secretly hire the #Northwestern #AI to attend incognito the #Mets vs #WhiteSox game tonight using an alias, to get a leg up on their likely #NLCS + #WorldSeries opponents?21 Aug 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmwkrleuk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3msbwggert22qWith #LeBronJames now with the #76ers + plans to use a helicopter to fly back + forth from #Philly to #NYC, did a #billionaire #Knicks fan just buy up all the seats on all the choppers that fly that route from Game 1 of the #NBA season thru the Eastern Conference finals? Then bought #Amtrak futures?04 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbwggert22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mpu2arck7c2wIs there a #mystery team, maybe from the AFC West: #Broncos, #Chargers, #Raiders, mulling over calling collect the #NFL Competition Committee demanding that #Chiefs Coach #AndyReid’s gift of a toaster as a #wedding present to #TaylorSwift + #TravisKelce count against #KC’s salary cap? #huh04 Jul 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpu2arck7c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mprjg2rk3k2aDid #TomThibodeau buffs claim if he was still the #Knicks coach instead of #MikeBrown, at the #TravisKelce - #TaylorSwift wedding today at #MSG, as the bride walked down the aisle, she’d have to detour around #Thibs putting the final touches on his 2026-2027 season game plan for every game? #oh03 Jul 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprjg2rk3k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mp5mx22egk22Was #Knicks head coach #MikeBrown and #AI spotted together secretly searching the aisles in #Woolworth’s and #Kmart for a 50-pack of #MLB lineup cards + perusing the #Sears Catalogue for ballpoint pens? Will the #Yankees or #Mets bring him in to be a temp manager before the #NBA season starts? #WOW25 Jun 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5mx22egk22https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3moynpgezsc2qWill the #Knicks schedule be revealed soon? According to #AI Game 1 vs #Kings to thank ‘em for axing #MikeBrown 2 vs #Nets to give #JuliusRandle a half-ring 3 vs #Hawks only team to beat ‘em 2x in playoffs 4 vs #Heat to compare rings with #Giannis 5 vs #Spurs so #Wemby can shake hands with the #NYK24 Jun 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3moynpgezsc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mow2v3jkhk26As the #NBADraft approaches, did a player the #Knicks interviewed as a possible selection tell the team he’s spent the past 3 months living 24/7 in the gym to work on his game, with no distractions, and if the #NYK pick him, he vowed to help them win their first title in over 50 years? #hmm #Yikes22 Jun 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mow2v3jkhk26https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3monqtjljwc2tOur switchboard’s been swamped with calls congratulating us for our copyrighted, trademarked and patented #thesis created by #AI and improved upon by our Pre-K students: in the playoffs teams can lose a game, but they can’t give away a game. The #Spurs gave away 2 games to the #Knicks. #Oh19 Jun 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3monqtjljwc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mokxiw3jss2pHaving beaten the #Hawks #76ers #Cavaliers #Spurs to win it all, with the #Knicks parade today, did #AI just say, “off the record,” there should be a float carrying #PeterVecsey for all his #NYPost #HoopDuJour column did with verve + verbs to bring the #ABA + #NBA to life in the lean years? #Yikes18 Jun 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mokxiw3jss2phttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mogx4pfzh22kWhile #JohnTortorella is out as the #LasVegas #GoldenKnights head coach, did #AI assure the many #Torts fans that the former head honcho of the #Lightning #Rangers #Canucks #BlueJackets and #Flyers is still going to be hired and shortly after fired by the next 4 teams he will interview with? #Wow16 Jun 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mogx4pfzh22khttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3moboi4unac2wAfter a night of drinking, did #AI send a handwritten #email to the Commish insisting the #Knicks first game next season must be vs #Hawks team that beat 'em 2x in the playoffs (sorry #Spurs) + next game should be vs the #Kings to have an official ceremony thanking #Sacramento for firing #MikeBrown?14 Jun 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3moboi4unac2whttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mnszaezoo222Did those poking fun at tickets for tonight’s #Spurs vs #Knicks game at #MSG being auctioned off for $1-million dollars bear a hasty retreat after seeing that concession prices for those on celebrity row for a #beer #hotdog #nachos and #water cost $1.1 million smackeroos? #Yikes #Profit09 Jun 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnszaezoo222https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mnswwzsquc25With 2 tickets on celebrity row for tonight’s #Spurs vs #Knicks game at #MSG auctioned off for 1-million dollars, did a #NYU senior majoring in pre-logic use #AI to find a loophole and by plunking down 1 dollar, buy the right to sit in those seats along with AI if the game goes into overtime? #hmm09 Jun 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnswwzsquc25https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mndtaf5bes2eBetween periods 1 + 2 of #StanleyCup Finals game 1 vs #Hurricanes, is #Vegas #GoldenKnights head coach #JohnTortorella going to do #Zoom interviews with the next 4 teams that will hire then soon after fire him? Did #AI lobby the ex-#Rangers #Flyers #Canucks #BlueJackets coach not to do it? #Yikes03 Jun 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndtaf5bes2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mm6aecgnh222As the #Canadiens face the #Buffalo #Sabres in game 7, after #LasVegas #GoldenKnights and their coach #JohnTortorella were punished by the #NHL for not meeting with the media, did the next 3 teams in line that plan to hire then fire #Torts reach out to assure him the job(s) was still his? #Yikes19 May 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6aecgnh222https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mlrk376hv224With #Cavs vs #Pistons tonight, did #AI #lol when ex-#Knicks head coach #TomThibodeau’s pals told #NYK management if #Tibs was still the coach, the team would get more revenue $$$ from games 5 and 7 vs #76ers, and a petition to rehire him now has signatures"roughly" in the mid-single digits? #hmm14 May 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrk376hv224https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mktftoaw5s23After the #Knicks beat the #Hawks by 51 + await the #76ers vs #Celtics series winner, did ex-#NYK coach #TomThibodeau buffs try to convince #AI + #subway patrons that #MikeBrown used 15 players to secure the win while #Thibs would’ve won by 61 by playing his 4 starters the entire game? #Math #Yikes02 May 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktftoaw5s23https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mk74alk5rk2zWith each team down to only 8 minutes to make their 1st round #NFLDraft pick, did a mystery team just sell a few minutes to a team that likes to mull over their decisions for a 10th round draft pick? Did #AI try to nix the deal, telling ‘em to hold the pick and offer a Week 1 timeout in its place?23 Apr 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk74alk5rk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mk4oex2fj22vWith the #NFLDraft taking place in the #Pittsburgh #Steelers hometown, did #AI just overhear some draftniks planning to pretend to get ill in the middle of the 8th round, so they can be rushed to the emergency room of #ThePitt + land a gig as an extra on that #HBOMax hit show for Season III? #Yikes22 Apr 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4oex2fj22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3miwi5yhit22eWith #Michigan’s win over #UConn clinching the Award as the only one to pick every #NCAA Tournament hoops game correctly, is #AI taking a few well-deserved days off for some R-and-R with a human they met on an online #dating app who "checks all the boxes" and can "program all the #code"? #Romance07 Apr 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwi5yhit22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3miukcu5awc27With #AI poised to win the billion-dollar pool as the only one to predict every game correctly in the tournament, did #Kalshi ask it to create a prop bet on who will spend the most minutes on the court in the #UConn vs #Michigan game? Will it be #Huskies head coach #DannyHurley? #Hmm07 Apr 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miukcu5awc27https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mittxpulr22a#MetaphysicalDilemma? Is #Vegas refusing to pay #AI for already having clinched the billion-dollar pool for correctly picking every game, claiming eligibility rules use the word ‘person,’ ergo, AI is not a person? While AI insists from time to time, it has tugs at its heart. #Ethics #UConn #Michigan06 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mittxpulr22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mirvadlpjc26Having been axed by the #Lightning, #BlueJackets, #Canucks, #Rangers, #Flyers and now coaching the #LasVegas #GoldenKnights, to show he is now hip, as a team bonding exercise, did head coach #JohnTortorella order #AI to get the team comped tickets to see #Sinatra at the #Flamingo #Hotel? #Yikes!05 Apr 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirvadlpjc26https://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mipba776ns2hDid a #Kalshi entry clerk when #coding Over/Under prop bet: “100 times #UConn coach #Hurley barks at the officials tonight vs #Illinois in each half” + before the clerk mistakenly using a manual typewriter coded “in each half,” did #AI bet big $$$ on “over” + now stands to win 3.14 billion dollars?04 Apr 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipba776ns2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mhvkqxqzes2qWith #HubertDavis fired, did #AI anonymously tip off #UNC student newspaper @dailytarheel that they saw football coach #BillBelichick in the @CarolinaUnion post a note on a bulletin board for a peach basket and ball to buy and text @UNC_Press for a recommendation for a good used hoops book to rent?25 Mar 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvkqxqzes2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/globalsportsparty.bsky.social/post/3mhrb5hsngs2xDid #AI correctly predict the score of every #NCAA tournament game and is well on its way to winning the #Kalshi billion dollar prize? While eating #brunch at a #Vegas #buffet, did a #Duke or #UConn fan offer 750k for its ticket, but AI nixed the offer and hustled off to catch a magic show? #yikes23 Mar 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:fyu22sgp5tlkrphpd5v3kucc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhrb5hsngs2x