I work at cnn where I am the guy who rakes up the extra piles of news at nighthttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mui7e3t6rs2bMe when I think I’m locked in www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cNLcJL/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cNLcJL/01 Sep 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:fz4nbjifzosonfpyb6q3f4q2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui7e3t6rs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mtonmxh6hc2eUnusual aesthetic22 Aug 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:fz4nbjifzosonfpyb6q3f4q2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtonmxh6hc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mruaq72o7k2vAh. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/30/business/aca-obamacare-health-insurance.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share30 Jul 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:fz4nbjifzosonfpyb6q3f4q2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruaq72o7k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mqytcsgius2uHuge day for my fave account. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:fz4nbjifzosonfpyb6q3f4q2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqytcsgius2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mqko2or4qs2h🚨Alison Roman is threatening a new potato salad!!!!🚨 https://www.alisoneroman.com/newsletters/turns-out-i-still-cook/13 Jul 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:fz4nbjifzosonfpyb6q3f4q2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqko2or4qs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/choire.bsky.social/post/3mqh2sqxtns22The music industry is having a huge problem of albums that open with bangers and then quickly slide into mediocrity. 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