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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Iz a siameese kitteh an Plundercat pilot who luvs toys an treets an ma Dade, jcollard.bsky.social&#xA;Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social</link><title>@bertie1.bsky.social - Bertie</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mmcfhqfbkc24</link><description>Heerz sayme naybur spiyin kitteh frum ma bedruum. Vv cureeyus kitteh!</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 17:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcfhqfbkc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mmcfcfqamk24</link><description>Heerz anudder naybor in th apartment bildin nex doore. Dis wun Iz moor cureeyus den disaproovin. Hers wotch ma Dade an th birbs an skwirrels in ma bakkyarde!</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 17:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcfcfqamk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mmc2xep7xs26</link><description>Itt #whiskerswednesday! Tuodai ai showe off ma wite whiskies, cleen an shiynee, Fanks tuo Dr. Oggies Whiskie Waxx! Ai swerr by dis stuff!!</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmc2xep7xs26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mmavhvnxkc2n</link><description>Oaghe, ai benn in th nip. Haz yuo evah luuked at yuo paw? Ai meen REELEE luuked at yuo paw?? 😹</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 02:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmavhvnxkc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mmaqr5usvs2a</link><description>Shaymeless belleh pic furr yuo ebenin.</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 01:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmaqr5usvs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm7xsf4j522n</link><description>Middol Morny Snoozle Iz compleet. Nowe Iz tiyme ov Layte Morny Snoozle. Dreemin bowt Noontiyme Snoozle.</description><pubDate>19 May 2026 17:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7xsf4j522n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm7vqyzpbs2o</link><description>Sumwun Iz watchin ma Dade an disaproovin. An Nobuddee disaproovs liyke a Tuxie!</description><pubDate>19 May 2026 17:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7vqyzpbs2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm7f2llp7k2t</link><description>Gus Morny wurld. Ai tink dis sikk, sad planet cud uzze abowt 30 sekunds ov purrin in th darke, so heer gowes… &#xA;Luv yuo all! 🤎</description><pubDate>19 May 2026 12:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7f2llp7k2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5dc54gwc2a</link><description>WUT DID AI SAI?? STOP MAYKIN… oh, nevamiyne…</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5dc54gwc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5czjc5jc2a</link><description>KWIT MAYKIN BEDD! AU ALREDDY TOLE YUO! STOOOB!!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5czjc5jc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5cv33ghs2a</link><description>AI SED NO MAYKE BEDD!!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5cv33ghs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5crpssps2a</link><description>NO MAYKE BEDD WIFOWT MA HALPE!!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5crpssps2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5co5qxsc2w</link><description>OAGHE! BIIIIIIIG STREEETCH!!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5co5qxsc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm5cmgolcs2w</link><description>YUO SHALL NO MAYKE MA BED!!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 16:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5cmgolcs2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mm53vwulek2y</link><description>Gud Morny, Blooskiy frends! Itt a colde Mundai morny, so th #kittyloafmonday Iz a gud ting, Cuz ma beenz ar gettin colde!</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 14:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm53vwulek2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlykb5j2qc2x</link><description>(WHY IS THERE A BOUNCY CASTLE WITH A HUGE HOLE TORN IN IT, STUFFED UNDER THE BACK SEATS???) 🤯</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 19:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlykb5j2qc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlyag5nkek2c</link><description>(HOW IM SPENDING MY “PEACEFUL” #CATURDAY!)&#xA;#nipfest26</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 16:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyag5nkek2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mly24wx3vk25</link><description>(Bertie’s Dade here. At 3AM this morning I heard a VW pull into my driveway. Bertie trudged into the bedroom and collapsed into bed , reeking of Silvervine and noodles. When I asked him where’s he’s been for the last 5 days, he mumbled something about “miynde yuo owne biznass” before passing out.)👇</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 14:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly24wx3vk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlwtcsjn3k2g</link><description>A bigg fank yew tuo all ma frends an fello Plundercats hoo cayme tuogethur az a fambily tuo mayke th furst Nipfest sutch a rowzin suksess! Ai didunt kno iffen a 5 dai advenchur wud wurk, an itt wuz so grate tuo see ma frends band tuogethur an haz a grate tiyme. Luv yuo all! &#xA;#plundercats&#xA;#nipfest26</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 02:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwtcsjn3k2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlw4i5ghxs2x</link><description>Layla an Piglet wurr a litol delayed in opunin upp th Plundercat Merch booth, but it’s Nowe Opin and it’s loverlee. Iffen yuo canno fiynde wit yuo luukin furr, go tuo https://www.redbubble.com/people/laylapiglet/shop&#xA;#nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 19:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw4i5ghxs2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvwx6usts2c</link><description>Ma Dade neede tuo stepp awai furr a bit an lett hims ol fone charge Bakk up, so haz Finn an ai be Bakk inna bitt! #nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 18:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvwx6usts2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvw2bqsps2c</link><description>Frends, haz funn an be&#xA;Reesponsabul! Hooms, add yuo kittehs to th vendors pleeze, iffen yuo Iz so incliyned. #nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 18:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvw2bqsps2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvvoth2222c</link><description>Th Plundercat Bouncy Castle is reddy furr fun! An don wurree, itt Iz claw an fang proof tuo! #nipfest26&#xA;Scroll down 👇</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvvoth2222c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvvjhx6pk2c</link><description>Iffen th nips tuo stronge an yuo neede tuo chill, th Medikal Tente Iz opun an reddy furr anee contingensee! #nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvvjhx6pk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvvglpph22c</link><description>Plundercats an Tako Keengs, Flanoy an McQ ar survin upp hot fresh takos, McQ’s faymuss Salsa an Chipps, an, ov corse, Toonaritas! Be catreful tho - dey Iz STRONGE! An deelishush! #nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvvglpph22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvvbjelck2c</link><description>Katydid and Echo ar sellin Mombes amayzin crocheted creyashuns at th SaMindy’s Crocheted Creations tent! Get ‘em nowe Cuz dey flyin off th counter fastur den Dey can be reestokked. Deyr DAT gud! &#xA;#nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvvbjelck2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bertie1.bsky.social/post/3mlvv2wxgek2c</link><description>Ar frends at Catnip and Meows haz fresh 100% Silvervine, and lotsa crinkulee paypurr infoosed wit th gud stuff. AND it’s Auggie Approved! #nipfest26</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:g7exuyfbjc4g4wphid7vwf7d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvv2wxgek2c</guid></item></channel></rss>