Red-headed Jewish pastry chef at a goyische cafe, roaming the Great Plains. End stage cornfield existentialism 🌽 Yenta vibes + cultural suspicion ✨ I shot betty Crocker 🎂https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mtlywdfjxc2iHumans should maintain a small reserve of skills that haven’t been economically rational in at least seventy years. As enrichment.21 Aug 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlywdfjxc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3ms4iokx4ec2iI’d like to formally propose a new addition to the DSM-5: Authority-Induced Self-Awareness Deficit (AISAD): a cognitive disorder in which acquiring organizational authority produces a corresponding decline in self-awareness. I have no qualifications in this field. But I do have a job.02 Aug 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4iokx4ec2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrzspu5mmc2jThat awkward moment when your coworker says, “At least we got raises,” and you’re like, “Who the fuck is we?”01 Aug 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzspu5mmc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrx6cxapds2oI saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrx6cxapds2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrx6cxapds2oI saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrx6cxapds2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrsifhywbc2xYou are never, ever going to convince me to make women’s sports my villain while almost every single collective men’s sport has spent lifetimes acting like violence against women like a PR problem.29 Jul 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsifhywbc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrivwk6od22sHas Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?25 Jul 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrivwk6od22shttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrhw6522bk25At this point I’m too autistic to keep pretending something makes sense when it doesn’t.25 Jul 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhw6522bk25https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrfn62qzj225There was Nebraska before the deep-fried grilled cheese and Nebraska after the deep-fried grilled cheese. https://open.substack.com/pub/yeastconfections/p/the-unlikely-survival-of-the-cheese?r24 Jul 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfn62qzj225https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrcpyggc2s2pThe amount of rage people reserve for women with almost no institutional power should probably be redirected toward people with some.23 Jul 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcpyggc2s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrbqw7hxa222Not every bad take by a woman needs to become a referendum on women. Some of you have been waiting years to dust off those WNBA jokes. Are you mad at Sophie Cunningham. Or are you just delighted to have a socially acceptable excuse to dunk on women.23 Jul 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbqw7hxa222https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrbqrpyne222If your response to one woman athlete’s comments is “actually women’s sports are a joke,” you weren’t criticizing her. You were just waiting for permission to say that.23 Jul 2026 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbqrpyne222https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mrautp2zcs2sSubstack just added AI labels. I’d like a formal apology from everyone who’s accused me of using it.22 Jul 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrautp2zcs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mqzya4qk7k27Biscuits and gravy looks like the “before” photo for another food.19 Jul 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzya4qk7k27https://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mqtva7kayk2qBiscuits and gravy is the culinary equivalent of showing up in sweatpants and somehow being the coolest person there.17 Jul 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtva7kayk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mqomtospvk2bThe next time someone mansplains to me I’m going to ask if this is his first day knowing things.15 Jul 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqomtospvk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mqmjr6dvl22tYou don’t find kettle corn. Kettle corn finds you.14 Jul 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmjr6dvl22thttps://bsky.app/profile/yeast-confections.bsky.social/post/3mqfe6zmchs23I’m trying to choose a WMLB team, but all of the usual criteria have collapsed. No game history to draw from. No local team, they’re all equally nowhere near me. BUT. One of them is called the Firebells.11 Jul 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:ga2tx7ga32rfkixy3tpqa5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfe6zmchs23