#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹 #LA resident 🌴 Just tryna laugh and be stupid https://t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=SF_006OG000004lmDNhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mvpcdylljk2jMy arms about 3 inches longer than they should be & I got alien fingers [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpcdylljk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mveyrkaa6k2iThe answer to the example was $69.55 The reason your total was off is the same reason that without a pen and paper to write it down, most people don’t actually add numbers like this when working it out quickly in our heads: memory. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveyrkaa6k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mvcdeo5hns2m“Designated Driver” used to be a full-time position with stock options and benefits, damn near. Good times… [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcdeo5hns2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mvbf4awwds2klol it’s not new math yall. It’s how we add stuff in our head all the time. If one thing costs $19.70 and the other one $49.85 and we gotta do the math quick in our head, we’re not gonna write it out the long way. We’re just gonna call it $20+$50= $70….then subtract the 30 cents & 15 cents after. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbf4awwds2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mutdxiwtwk22I just went back and listened. TBF he said “and they stay there” and then he said “and they say yea” 🤣 so we not crazy [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 06:19 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutdxiwtwk22https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3muoa34olls2p💀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 05:26 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoa34olls2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3munsry5nj22gBut they can afford chemo? 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3munsry5nj22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mtq2kmrfps25And when am I off the clock? Because please don’t fly that bat symbol on Labor Day weekend, I’m in Cabo. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtq2kmrfps25https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mtk4vr3x4s2oControversial take? First names with more than 4 syllables sound horrible 😭 Chlamydia would be pretty tho [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk4vr3x4s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mtfupge3uc22I can’t believe I gotta wake up & 2-factor authenticate AGAIN tomorrow 😩19 Aug 2026 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfupge3uc22https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mt5n7hvw7s2xa Mini Cooper when a SUV walks in: [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5n7hvw7s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mssfc5fluc2mIs that a tat of Kobe Luther King Jr.?11 Aug 2026 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssfc5fluc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mss2r6fyks25The bigger question is why is this country trying to have me killed? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mss2r6fyks25https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3msozojjgsk2cThe earrings 💀💀💀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3msozojjgsk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3msczc3z3hc2sAs a community they’ve been passive for a long time but I’m glad to see them stepping up to make a change [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 07:35 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3msczc3z3hc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3msalfcpbwc2wThem reading [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Aug 2026 08:21 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3msalfcpbwc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3ms4jfzlugc2gBut this is why God made flats… [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4jfzlugc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3ms3ax6qamk2kA lotta people don’t like it because it made them uncomfortable, but we need that. Talking w friends (or yourself) about stuff like moral limits, forgiveness, hypocrisy, mental health etc. is good for us. Our parents would’ve been too uncomfortable/embarrassed to have these convos 💪🏾 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 05:31 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms3ax6qamk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mrpx5t3g7k2kI’m glad it did! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpx5t3g7k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mrpvmnkww22kBorrowing a couple of yours but Viola Davis Lupita Nyong’o Queen Latifah Octavia Spencer special mention Ayo Edebiri [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpvmnkww22khttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mror6hx3qs2vLiterally yesterday I was saying I’m in the mood for some Christmas songs [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mror6hx3qs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mr3qzjmktk26Song: if we not counting Empire State of Mind, then Show Me What You Got or A Star is Born Project: Marcy Project in Bedstuy Dream Collab: “I do not dream of labor” or whatever that lady said [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3qzjmktk26https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mqxyydhdmk2oMy rival at the Academy: When I turn 18 I’m leaving & I’ll never have to see any of your stupid faces again! Me, an X-Man: Why wait? (goes invisible) [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2026 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxyydhdmk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mqozjbts6c2uFreshman class look like they’re actually in 9th grade [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqozjbts6c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mqlkzjdcrk26Feel dumb talking about this irl but... Since moving into my spot, I made a point to know the baristas at the coffee shop across the street. My favorite is this kid who’s real reserved/quiet, always straight faced, calm and collected. I was like guess he’s an introvert, I respect it (continued)14 Jul 2026 06:23 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlkzjdcrk26https://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mqdrsbvepk2n💀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 04:03 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdrsbvepk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aspiringcriminal.bsky.social/post/3mpzkvzfdec22I like their waffles ngl [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:gabbmhodogruku3hlwsbyxgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzkvzfdec22