Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, Muppets. Chessie is the cat! 🚫AI, 🚫aid requests, 🚫politics. https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedonyhttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3muxaoftsus2cChessie has acquired a calmer collar @gonzo.bsky.social07 Sep 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxaoftsus2chttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3muve7lfq5s2gWe have discovered an alien life form!07 Sep 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muve7lfq5s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3musinvy3322xIs that Joe or Jake I spy courageouly storming the castle? @film-authority.bsky.social [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3musinvy3322xhttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3murnv5hmdc2sThe kids don't know, but retro vending machines had those sweet, sweet giant buttons because they dispensed giant cans. #TheMoreYouKnow [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3murnv5hmdc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3muq3smktpc26If you see this, post something pink. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq3smktpc26https://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3mupl54wgbs2kI'm in a pain flare and Chessie is convinced we're going to the vet, but we're off! She has nausea med and 1.5 dose of gabapentin on board. I've packed her special cushion and treats and we're in the Lyft heading for the airport!04 Sep 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupl54wgbs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3mupjfqd3sc26Imb pack't mineselp! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupjfqd3sc26https://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3muozfaiur22xOkay, I bit. Born in San Diego, spent most of life between Portland OR and Seattle WA, so mine is pretty accurate (except for the couple of pronunciations I picked up in college in VA) [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muozfaiur22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3muoazb5b2s2tChessie: Hay, wat mine treets doin in de forgor bocks? Wattaheal, momb?04 Sep 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoazb5b2s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/crischalcedony.bsky.social/post/3mumxyxos5c2zMASSIVELY stressful meeting down...one meeting left to go, then need to pack for flight with cat tomorrow. 😬😬😬 https://static.klipy.com/ii/35ccce3d852f7995dd2da910f2abd795/7f/3d/WCNTtI1y.gif?hh=351&ww=480&mp4=r2xoNFtU&webm=zZZir0wLZJZUSIL03 Sep 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:gbr55hpt2veay3aghvc2ob5a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumxyxos5c2z