She/they || Sad music, Detroit sports, Pokémon || Currently drinking Diet Cokehttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzmbxamitc24Under Woke 3 the vice president will be required to be nonbinary06 Nov 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzmbxamitc24https://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzmazoqxck2kIn 2021 I got a short video message from Haley Stevens wishing me well on my engagement (we lived in her district at the time) so I'm 1000% certain the accent is fake lol06 Nov 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzmazoqxck2khttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzjusogjxc2nThe millennial optimism has hit my spotify05 Nov 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjusogjxc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzjr34hmvc2a"Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson becomes the new national anthem [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjr34hmvc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzjf25uplk2oMy state elected the first Muslim senator and now I'm having loaded baked potato soup for dinner. This is the best day.04 Nov 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjf25uplk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzik4imwmc27Abdul 💙💙💙04 Nov 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzik4imwmc27https://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzhmbwadrk22SUSAN COLLINS IS FINALLY DONE04 Nov 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhmbwadrk22https://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzhhgcxt7s2jThe group chat is libbing out tonight04 Nov 2026 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhhgcxt7s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzcafhkjls24Ding getting an incredibly well deserved second gold glove02 Nov 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzcafhkjls24https://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzbprr7eac2aThat's good shit Lions01 Nov 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbprr7eac2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzbnkf7bus2eJack Campbell :(01 Nov 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbnkf7bus2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mzbepwkkok2oHaley Stevens fuck off forever01 Nov 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbepwkkok2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mz7ivu2wok2uSanji checking in for Halloween. Luffy, Zoro, and Nami will be joining me soon lol01 Nov 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7ivu2wok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3myxms2tfsk2rThe jalapeño cheese curds at Culver's are so good that I don't regret what my lactose intolerant digestive system is going through 3 hours later28 Oct 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxms2tfsk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3myql5jxdmk2pPenei is so good it's actually crazy [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3myql5jxdmk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3myiulnwrac2pFirst Indian wedding (Sangeet tonight!) It's so fun getting to participate in the traditions of a culture that's not my own 😁22 Oct 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3myiulnwrac2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mybnn2uhgk2rNo matter what the winner of the World Series will be a first time winner and I think that's amazing20 Oct 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybnn2uhgk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3my6pmzjexs2tHibachi chef gave me an inflatable birthday crown and sprayed an irresponsible amount of sake into my mouth18 Oct 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6pmzjexs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mxxodobink2lBREW CREW SWEEP16 Oct 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxxodobink2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mxpg4cowsc2cGetting in trouble for facial expressions I wasn't even aware I was apparently making is so cool I fucking love being autistic12 Oct 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpg4cowsc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mxn5t3rpvs2pFat Lions dub11 Oct 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxn5t3rpvs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lobster-sweater.bsky.social/post/3mxdiydbxu22tReminder to all my Tigers homies, Brad Ausmus is the Yankees' bench coach, so them getting swept is a lil extra sweet08 Oct 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:gckzdvw2k5njrwqo7fjthraz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxdiydbxu22t