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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I teach high school physics. Also, math and chemistry. Recent transplant from the Midwest to the Pacific Northwest.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social</link><title>@kphagner.bsky.social - Kyle Hagner</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mqhbiup5lc2v</link><description>Not a good time to be named Graham it seems.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 13:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhbiup5lc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mqhbhsfogs2v</link><description>Is there a third Graham somewhere who is going down this week?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 13:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhbhsfogs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mqhangte3c2v</link><description>I just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham. He said he is really sorry for all the war mongering and the pathetic bootlicking of Trump and for enabling his authoritarianism.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 13:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhangte3c2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mpz4dp4m522j</link><description>I’m seeing so much discourse suddenly about Platner and not a single post links to the source of whatever the recent news is. I love BlueSky sometimes.</description><pubDate>06 Jul 2026 22:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpz4dp4m522j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mps6pyi2vc2q</link><description>Communism is managing your energy usage during periods of high demand so you don’t take down the electrical grid, or something.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 04:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mps6pyi2vc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3moaxar5n7k2f</link><description>Congrats to the Knicks, but could they have perhaps found a way to do this that somehow made Stephen A Smith miserable?</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2026 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3moaxar5n7k2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mny5awt47k2a</link><description>You know what, screw it. I’m rooting for a massive, undeniable, scandal involving a ref getting caught betting on the Finals that results in a bipartisan dismantling of FanDuel, DraftKings, and Kalshi.</description><pubDate>11 Jun 2026 02:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mny5awt47k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mnunkrhsqc2r</link><description>Bow before me, ye Wordle mortals</description><pubDate>09 Jun 2026 16:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnunkrhsqc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mnlqbbkphc2r</link><description>Let’s give it up for two-time NBA Finals MVP, Tyrese Haliburton’s Achilles tendon.</description><pubDate>06 Jun 2026 03:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnlqbbkphc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mmat2tvo2c2v</link><description>I swear for a strange reason I was actually thinking of Anna Karenina earlier, and then I come across this in The Emperor of All Maladies:</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 02:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmat2tvo2c2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mm7ytfevgs2c</link><description>Going out on a limb here but I think this Wembanyama guy is gonna be pretty good.</description><pubDate>19 May 2026 18:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7ytfevgs2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mkxkouasec2g</link><description>The top 10 contacts in my text messages are OTPs from various utilities and financial institutions.</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxkouasec2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mkgundlfhk2w</link><description>Fish: they’re just like us&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 01:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgundlfhk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mjuyxgxndk24</link><description>Of all of the movies in the James Bond franchise, Moonraker is almost certainly one of them</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 22:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gdcnf5ovqvmy6o7v2izs2qry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuyxgxndk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/kphagner.bsky.social/post/3mfmty2cde22v</link><description>Didn’t take the bait on today’s Connections. 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