————————————————————— "Eh? You expectin' something? And yes, this is.. a "lewd alt". Whatever that means." ————————————————————— 22yr Writer. MDNI. Lewd/Non. Pan Muse.https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mzaiqvsons2i"No-Nut November..? Is that the new fad these days? Whatever floats your boat, I guess."01 Nov 2026 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaiqvsons2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mofheunun22tHe 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 doesn't have morning wood, if that's what you're wondering. Nope.16 Jun 2026 09:11 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mofheunun22thttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mxb6y4qfrk2wPlap, plap, plap... Wet, squelching noises are heard from within his bedroom, probably going a couple rounds or so with [Reader].07 Oct 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxb6y4qfrk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwm4tolko227Shaking my big ol' booty at you.28 Sep 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwm4tolko227https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3myjcmxup3s2qTittyfucks? Tittyfucks.23 Oct 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjcmxup3s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3myhxvez65k2m/ / Still happening. Ahem— probably. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhxvez65k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwxpkzzbxs2x"Cockwarming goes hard. That's all I'm gonna say."03 Oct 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxpkzzbxs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mxb6y4qfrk2wPlap, plap, plap... Wet, squelching noises are heard from within his bedroom, probably going a couple rounds or so with [Reader].07 Oct 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxb6y4qfrk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mx6oo6gdls2g/ / h-muse goes brrr06 Oct 2026 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx6oo6gdls2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwh6gi2h322b"🎶Jorkin' it... yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Crazy-style! Yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Hey, hey, hey! 🎶" He sung aloud whilst treading through incoming traffic for some apparent reason. "Woooooo!!"26 Sep 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwh6gi2h322bhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwyrarra3227Between you and me, I'm actually notorious for being weak against titty-fucks. ( 😵‍💫 )03 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyrarra3227https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwyqfb7il227"Yeah... maybe I do want to gag on some nice, juicy cock... preferably by scruffy men with a rough exterior. Did I say that out loud?"03 Oct 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyqfb7il227https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwxpkzzbxs2x"Cockwarming goes hard. That's all I'm gonna say."03 Oct 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxpkzzbxs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwxhpgm6g22n💭 Oral fixation... (Dreamy sigh).03 Oct 2026 08:27 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxhpgm6g22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwruwqsp4k2fPumping their thick member over and over with a fleshlight, imagining it's (Reader)'s pussy..~ Oh my.01 Oct 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwruwqsp4k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwm4tolko227Shaking my big ol' booty at you.28 Sep 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwm4tolko227https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mwh6gi2h322b"🎶Jorkin' it... yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Crazy-style! Yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Hey, hey, hey! 🎶" He sung aloud whilst treading through incoming traffic for some apparent reason. "Woooooo!!"26 Sep 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwh6gi2h322bhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3muvlsduhi22a"....Don't mind me, I'm just rubbin' one out before a job. You know how it is."07 Sep 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvlsduhi22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mp3ullz6ck2xLeaving the door ajar, whether on purpose or not, Deadpool would be pumping their member over and over again. Panting heavily.. hnngggh. Blowin' off some steam does wonders for the soul, or so they say.25 Jun 2026 07:06 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3ullz6ck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mq7ykugnak27A certain merc made some /very/ delectable confections for the [Reader]. Home-baked goods, if you will. Cookies! Said cookies may or may not be glazed with something a little bit... 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖~09 Jul 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7ykugnak27https://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mu4ebfxdgk2b"Yeah... I would unironically do 67 on somebody's tits and/or balls. It sounds way too damn funny to pass up."28 Aug 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ebfxdgk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3msbwawmdfk2eㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ( 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ04 Aug 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbwawmdfk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3msbw7wjb6s2eㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ( 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ04 Aug 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbw7wjb6s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3msbw7agc5c2eㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ( 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ04 Aug 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbw7agc5c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3ms6x7nfmhc2z/ / Gonna set up a new pinned at a later date. Probably.03 Aug 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6x7nfmhc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mqjum7mljk2xHorny Deadpool noises.13 Jul 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjum7mljk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mqijq47zm22yOh nooo..~! Anything but that! Please! He would totally ( not ) hate it if he did! [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqijq47zm22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mqiisckvqs2yGood. That's 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 the kind of outcome he expected. Totally worth it~ [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiisckvqs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlypools.bsky.social/post/3mqid3vlx2s2cWiggling his hips at the [Reader]. Heh.. what a tease, amirite?12 Jul 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:geeuvhtmlmlxu6swujwpxtsm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqid3vlx2s2c