Nonprofit communicator for hire. I’m good at my job AND I’m fun. Inquire within. Irredeemable Philly sports fan on the Upper East Side.https://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mvpvt5mlqc2oTook a good chunk of my morning routine to get fired up about this piece by @emorwee.bsky.social , inspired by the work of @sarahlovescali.bsky.social. https://heated.world/p/4225c077-312b-4102-bae2-96d78973a0bb17 Sep 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpvt5mlqc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mvnhlgyi5k2nHad to break out the ol’ roach stompin’ boots for the first time in years. Just because I still got it doesn’t mean I want it.16 Sep 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnhlgyi5k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mvdkfc6sxk2b✅ bird mascot ✅ mom’s alma mater ✅ Philadelphia excellence ✅ Rosh Hashanah kismet This is a Temple household 🦉12 Sep 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdkfc6sxk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mvbb5ewrz22i5787 is gonna be my year. I might actually even mean it.11 Sep 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbb5ewrz22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtrmiftevk2iKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE23 Aug 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrmiftevk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3muzgxbq6fs2m🎶You are heeeeeeere in my heart and my heart will go onnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn🎶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzgxbq6fs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3muy3s52ntc2mAnd with the return of ragweed season, we say adieu to the three months of the year when I don't have to blow my nose all the time. Nothing gold can stay.08 Sep 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3muy3s52ntc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mux42ye6uk2wUniversal terror-laden human experience of suddenly having to sneeze when you've just shoved in a mouthful of food.07 Sep 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux42ye6uk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3muveduiwrs2zCoyote vs Acme is a movie about keeping your cats inside07 Sep 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3muveduiwrs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mupc4c74l22lLast night I helped a dude who busted his head open on the sidewalk by holding a compress to his bleeding head and convinced him that he very much needed to get in that ambulance and he did and then I went on my way and that was like the 4th most exciting thing to happen to me that day.04 Sep 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupc4c74l22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3muksvmdjc22bOwlwitzer [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3muksvmdjc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mukngjutd22bOnce again getting jump scared by unexpected mid-weekday-afternoon baseball after a week of Phillies After Dark.02 Sep 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukngjutd22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mubfryxonc2bEff it, I'm putting together a new Halloween costume this year. I have a rotation of four very good ones, but I think we need to add to the roster.30 Aug 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubfryxonc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mu4eojma2225Update from my aunt and uncle’s house in Maine: we are now on our fourth (4th) Bette Davis movie on TCM28 Aug 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4eojma2225https://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtwiunifyc2m2016 can still kick rocks. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwiunifyc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtwhfvd7oc2mYesterday I woke up feeling buoyant and hopeful like there was some cosmic shift that was gonna happen and I was right about the shift but wrong about the direction, it went bad, it went real bad, I do not like it, not one little bit.25 Aug 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwhfvd7oc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtuvak6jxk2cTook a chance on a crazy job opening and made it way farther in the process than I thought I would, and didn’t get it, and my friends are really proud of me for trying, and I guess so am I, but also this will be me for the next 3 to 5 days: https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/f4/e6/pZYInfMf.gif?hh=320&ww=498&mp4=3dfMToeMdk6tg&webm=EuYoToG5n0g5ra8xnN25 Aug 2026 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuvak6jxk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mttocbz22s2fLook, I feel all kinds of ways that the schtick game saved the Phillies, but this is our anthem now, we just have to accept it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6u-A6mp5E24 Aug 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttocbz22s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mttfs5byl222I am proud to have worked with Karen in my human rights days and have been outraged on her behalf through this whole ordeal. This is wonderful news to start the day. Hell yeah, Karen! [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttfs5byl222https://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtrmiftevk2iKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE23 Aug 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrmiftevk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/robyniwitz.bsky.social/post/3mtrm72zkf22hBottom of the 8th, Kruk was bored enough to learn about the Ottoman Empire and LOOK AT US NOW23 Aug 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:gjoyiqgi7bxw4yiabbb4emem/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrm72zkf22h