Maker of things https://assertchris.devhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.devhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3miywsjucc22rNew tutorial on making an atmospheric horror FPS game: https://floaty.dev/en/tutorials/atmospheric-horror-fps08 Apr 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3miywsjucc22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3mfj2djvgss2aAfter a ton of work, I am happy to announce the relaunch of floaty.dev. https://floaty.dev23 Feb 2026 06:42 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfj2djvgss2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3koqv5efnnv26If you're looking for my books, I have added a section to the portfolio for them: assertchris.io28 Mar 2024 11:25 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3koqv5efnnv26https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kokdptout322New portfolio site in the works: assertchris.io. Still a bunch to do, most urgently: - replace the default error pages - transfer old blog posts25 Mar 2024 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kokdptout322https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3ko4srp6wdu26If you've ever given Threads the ability to use your mic, they are using it to keep an open mic.20 Mar 2024 11:49 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3ko4srp6wdu26https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kkokqas4os24@nunomaduro.bsky.social First time using Pest today, and it's pretty good. ❤️ Don't know why I put it off for so long.05 Feb 2024 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kkokqas4os24https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kghsbjdzvq2t@brayniverse.bsky.social ui for discord on iOS sucks. Will reply when I’m out of surgery and at a mac.14 Dec 2023 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kghsbjdzvq2thttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kg7rbo72me2j@brayniverse.bsky.social I've changed a lot of stuff, and I'm keen to see what your experience is like with sfx now.10 Dec 2023 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kg7rbo72me2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kfimla4j6o2b@brayniverse.bsky.social Ok, I have rolled out the first chunk of Tone.js work. The showcase examples should work nicely, now. As should the codepens. You'll notice a delay on playing the first sound because of how Tone is loaded.01 Dec 2023 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfimla4j6o2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kfhfij5fjj27@brayniverse.bsky.social @ewaldhorn.bsky.social in a pickle with this Sfx stuff. I want to outsource the audio synthesis to something like tunejs but that means I need building/bundling so that the engine can import a library that was not designed to be imported in the same way.01 Dec 2023 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfhfij5fjj27https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kdz5h6ns5l2t@brayniverse.bsky.social I gotta nuke the assets.floaty.dev db - adding profiles and it's a destructive process to existing assets.12 Nov 2023 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdz5h6ns5l2thttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kdojmcnhls2rhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDB_wYdn5f408 Nov 2023 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdojmcnhls2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kdnhdevg3h2e@brayniverse.bsky.social Anything else you think I should add to or change about the cheatsheet? floaty.dev/cheatsheet08 Nov 2023 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdnhdevg3h2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kdlb3h542j2qThis floaty.dev cheatsheet is turning into a js cheatsheet...07 Nov 2023 06:05 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdlb3h542j2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kcphvafkni2qI have an idea, and I'd love if you have feedback for me: https://gist.github.com/assertchris/fb7d89875a26ccf1c88a5d08be8d6b7027 Oct 2023 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcphvafkni2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kcoi66mtmu2p@brayniverse.bsky.social added docs: https://floaty.dev/getting-started Still needs styling work.26 Oct 2023 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcoi66mtmu2phttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbl2nnu3cp2d@brayniverse.bsky.social Added right-click to erase12 Oct 2023 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbl2nnu3cp2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbftgh36762s@brayniverse.bsky.social give it a whirl: forum.floaty.dev10 Oct 2023 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbftgh36762shttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbfg7zpx322nFirst time beating this difficulty. floaty.dev10 Oct 2023 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbfg7zpx322nhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbeyuqkak72h@brayniverse.bsky.social assets editor: assets.floaty.dev10 Oct 2023 07:32 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbeyuqkak72hhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbdhsvvp7s2r@brayniverse.bsky.social add minesweeper to floaty.dev09 Oct 2023 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbdhsvvp7s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbcvp4wnrj25@brayniverse.bsky.social here's an interesting thought: https://steamdb.info/tech/Engine/Pico8/09 Oct 2023 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbcvp4wnrj25https://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3kbaecckt7p2xfloaty! floaty.dev08 Oct 2023 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbaecckt7p2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3ka4sx6sksb2pNeed a name for a JS game engine modelled after Pico-8.24 Sep 2023 07:59 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3ka4sx6sksb2phttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3k5nnulnodz2dMy procedural generation game dev book is in a humble bundle: https://www.humblebundle.com/books/game-coding-2023-apress-books23 Aug 2023 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5nnulnodz2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/assertchris.dev/post/3k5bk6dmetl2fHere we go, again.19 Aug 2023 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:gl2fvdhseqrzjrcvokdb7rti/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5bk6dmetl2f