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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Midwesterner living in TX.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social</link><title>@rexforever.bsky.social</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social/post/3mlmni4fb5k2r</link><description>Favorite NHL penalty that also applies to real life: Too Many Men</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 01:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:glnh2xeauuynrstendmhbeeg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmni4fb5k2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social/post/3mljxz6nqyk27</link><description>Listen announcer guys. I know that my team always scores first and then lets the other team win in the second half. But like, do you need to talk about it? 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It’s sportsmanship. #gohabs</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 00:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:glnh2xeauuynrstendmhbeeg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyfpbpjd224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social/post/3mkyd4mt34c24</link><description>Uzuni 😘 ILIE</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 23:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:glnh2xeauuynrstendmhbeeg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyd4mt34c24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social/post/3mkw3s6tqic24</link><description>SIX PACK ABS</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 02:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:glnh2xeauuynrstendmhbeeg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw3s6tqic24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rexforever.bsky.social/post/3mkw3byt3ec24</link><description>Just saw a Chip Roy commercial featuring Ted Cruz. 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