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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Out of context Good Omens quotes&#xA;&#xA;🤍 unofficial 🩶 not spoiler free 🖤&#xA;&#xA;Lines from S3 are tagged go3quote</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social</link><title>@ineffablebot.bsky.social - Ineffable Quote Bot</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwyraclu2r2i</link><description>Quite sure. How much? </description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyraclu2r2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwydvavear2c</link><description>This child is the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Prince of This World and Lord of Darkness</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwydvavear2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwxwggovxj25</link><description>Well, what about diabolical plans? You can&#39;t be certain that thwarting me isn&#39;t part of the divine plan too. I mean, you&#39;re supposed to thwart the wiles of the Evil One at every turn, aren&#39;t you?</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 12:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxwggovxj25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwxiyk6e3s2d</link><description>“Oh, hi, yeah. Err, look, if you don&#39;t mind, could you hold this while I crank it all up?”&#xA;“Um. Which way up does it go?”&#xA;“Well, like that. Just hold it tight. There we go. Alright, ready?”</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 08:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxiyk6e3s2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwx3lexrdt2d</link><description>Ah, well, always did want to go his own way. Always asking damn fool questions, too. Right, ready to start?</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 04:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwx3lexrdt2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwwocjwa7j2y</link><description>Tonight... it begins.</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwocjwa7j2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwwarkdm522l</link><description>I am perfectly prepared to take defensive action, should it become necessary. Stay back.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwarkdm522l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwvtgt4oky2u</link><description>This one is definitely yours, Your Ambassadorship, from the top of his head to the tips of his hoofy-woofies. Which he hasn&#39;t got.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvtgt4oky2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwvfy4zofy2p</link><description>When Robin&#39;s blue Chariot inverted be, three wheels in the sky, a man with bruises be upon your bed, aching his head for willow fine.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 12:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvfy4zofy2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwuyn5aokp2q</link><description>&#34;Why? Who are you?&#34;&#xA;&#34;Just an old friend. Here to offer some comfort.&#34;&#xA;&#34;What &#39;old friend&#39;?&#34;&#xA;&#34;You tell me.&#34;&#xA;&#34;Oh... Bildad the Shuhite?&#34;&#xA;&#34;Sure.&#34;</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 08:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuyn5aokp2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwusckkh3s2k</link><description>I like spooky. Big spooky fan, me.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 06:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwusckkh3s2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwul4gyssy2p</link><description>Strange times indeed.</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 04:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwul4gyssy2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwu5u5efsc2b</link><description>“Uh... hello, it’s me!”&#xA;“I know it’s you, Aziraphale.”</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwu5u5efsc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwtqbrnj772i</link><description>&#34;So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?&#34;&#xA;&#34;Of course I don&#39;t.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;#go3quote</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtqbrnj772i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwtcxtl2ww2m</link><description>You are speaking to the Metatron, Aziraphale. To speak to me is to speak to God. I am the voice of the Almighty.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtcxtl2ww2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwsvj2fzx222</link><description>I do need a body. Pity I can&#39;t inhabit yours. Angel, demon... probably explode.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 12:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsvj2fzx222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwsi3fgjdh2z</link><description>They told me to come back and tell you to send out the angel.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 08:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsi3fgjdh2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mws2n2x7ix27</link><description>Why? What&#39;s wrong? I-I mean, if there is something wrong, I-I could put my people onto it.</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 04:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mws2n2x7ix27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwrndpc3p52v</link><description>The angel lit seven candles, which he placed ritually at certain points around the circle. Then he lit some incense, which was not necessary but did make the place smell nice.&#xA;</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrndpc3p52v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwr7tpkazn2i</link><description>Of course it&#39;s true. What I say is true.</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwr7tpkazn2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwqsj35diw2z</link><description>Problem? Who said there was a problem?</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqsj35diw2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwqf2evwgu22</link><description>He&#39;s got a point.</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 12:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqf2evwgu22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwpxpglpq42o</link><description>Aziraphale seemed embarrassed. He looked around himself, vaguely puzzled, then stood up, to discover that he had been sitting on the sword for the last hour or so. He reached down and picked it up. &#xA;&#34;Sorry,&#34; he said, and put the sword into the box.&#xA;</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 08:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpxpglpq42o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwpk65yhbh2l</link><description>“But how can we be certain she is a witch?”&#xA;“She cured me of the howling pox.”&#xA;“And cured my son of the bloody flux.”&#xA;“Obviously a witch.”</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 04:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpk65yhbh2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwp4wcqw2327</link><description>&#34;Was that a travel sweet?&#34;&#xA;&#34;No.&#34;</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp4wcqw2327</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwopevx2th2i</link><description>Look at you two. You&#39;re the hard bitten one, the “can&#39;t trust anyone ever again”, and Mr. Wherever-He-Is is the soft one who still believes in magic and people being basically good and all that.</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwopevx2th2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwobzi5ocp2o</link><description>Talented amateur? Well, I&#39;ll have you know I&#39;m booked to appear in the West End. Uh, the Windmill Theater at 8:30 p.m. tonight. Thank you very much. </description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwobzi5ocp2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwnukuo5vi2u</link><description>&#34;Well... a weaver then.&#34;&#xA;&#34;Weaving! Brilliant idea.&#34;&#xA;&#34;Aye. Though I can&#39;t quite remember exactly where I left my loom.&#34;&#xA;&#34;Farming.&#34;&#xA;&#34;Bet you left your loom on your farm, didn&#39;t you?&#34;</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 12:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnukuo5vi2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwnh7ppfar2g</link><description>“But now we ride.”&#xA;“Yes. Now we ride.”</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 08:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:gogxaeareoschnzjvxap6pdk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnh7ppfar2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ineffablebot.bsky.social/post/3mwmzpas4jg22</link><description>Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. 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