Software Engineer ex-HubSpot, MIT Alumhttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3lawcbi7ih224This dope as hell, the kind of energy we needed from the useless Democrats. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawcbi7ih224https://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3law2zxsfj22aBen, you magnificent bastard (excuse me, I mean Tim). [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3law2zxsfj22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kmf7jti4c32xIf you still have “.eth” in your Twitter name, I’m not listening to whatever you have to say about AI27 Feb 2024 09:08 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kmf7jti4c32xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kmdvkscapp2pWhether this story is made up or not (lol, snapping?) the correct answer is obviously “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich” [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2024 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kmdvkscapp2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kjig2bmchj2zI can’t even concentrate on the wild shit this dude is saying because I can’t stop staring at the very fake “house” in the background [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2024 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kjig2bmchj2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3khl4nwna2j2mOh god I had no idea the backstory on this, even sadder than I realized [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2023 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3khl4nwna2j2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3khfjj45p6f2sLook, I would never say that I hate or even dislike a dog. But let’s be real, some of them are just assholes. Adorable, fluffy jerks.25 Dec 2023 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3khfjj45p6f2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3khfg4adkhh2cToday I introduced my football-obsessed brother and sister-in-law to the east-west bowl sketches, my good deed for the day25 Dec 2023 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3khfg4adkhh2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kh7ugnbxkh2pOk so I do not use threads but I do use insta and facebook (the latter only for extremely niche private groups about podcasts or diy manicures) and they are both recommending all these Zionist pro-genocide threads to me and I don’t know WHAT I did to make the algorithm think I’m interested in that23 Dec 2023 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kh7ugnbxkh2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kgtjxjdpvb24SPOILERS for Gilded Age I guess but despite this being like the lowest stakes drama in the world, I GASPED at the end when the butler was like “is that *your* wish?18 Dec 2023 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgtjxjdpvb24https://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kfesycwyg62oI’m on a cruise ship and there’s a violin trio that’s been playing pop songs and it’s nice but…we’re ending with “my heart will go on”? Y’all remember how that movie ends right?30 Nov 2023 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfesycwyg62ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3kfay7dmedf2aOK but these are all actually me28 Nov 2023 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfay7dmedf2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jessbrandi.com/post/3keqz7cvcys23My main annoyance with this openai nonsense is now a lot more people know who Sam Altman is, which is a bummer because…he kinda fucking sucks.22 Nov 2023 06:25 +0000at://did:plc:gpwuyejcd2rbs7voc4mtfljc/app.bsky.feed.post/3keqz7cvcys23